Sup Forums how can I legally make money really quick...

Sup Forums how can I legally make money really quick? nothing that will make my health deteriorate and nothing that anyone can find out about?

desperately need £1,500 to pay off a debt

you can't
get a job, save money, and stop buying shit you can't afford

Suck dicks.

steal stuff from black guys that you can later sell on ebay

Get a job nigger or suck dick for a living.

I have a job, my family is taking me to a small claims court for flood damage to the property

nothing gay

>desperately need £1,500 to pay off a debt

Depends who you know. Your drug dealing mates, if they trust you enough might let you do drop offs for them. But if your indebt to these people, well it's better to sink, rather than swim in your case.

Your fucked matey. Why are you 1,5k in debt?

why did you flood their property?

What the fuck did you flood? You used the power of Christ to flood their homes with Harvey and Irma? Fuck them

Move to America , apply for welfare and you'll not only get that 1500 you need you will get some food stamps as well. Problem solved. Oh and the more brown your skin is, the more money you will get.

how much do you make?
you can't have much of a job if you don't have £1,500 saved for emergencies

>, my family is taking me to a small claims court for flood damage to the property

Are you Indian? Did you flood the family convenience store? Because those bastards are cut throat with money.

basically I used to live in a big shed, insulated and had a toilet, but I had to empty the toilet as it wasn't connect to any plumbing.
The toilet could still flush so it had a tube with water connected to it, and that split, so it flooded the floor

I make exactly that a month, but after rent and food I get about £600

Skip the food part, starve yourself as much as possible, how much do you have after?

is your family so fucked up that they're willing to cut off all ties over £1,500? if they aren't complete dicks, explain that you don't have the money and arrange a payment plan. if they are complete dicks, make sure they know you won't even be at their funerals and never speak to them again

£900

it's not my immediate family, but I will be making sure the latter happens.

Is ur family actually suing u??

yes, but not my immediate family, it's my cousin. She's an absolute witch of a person who has split personalities, I'm sure of it

what do her parents think of the situation?
if you have a decent relationship with them, they may be able to talk some sense into her

Invest in bitcoin.

she doesn't have any parents, nah she's always been money hungry,

if she ever found out I had money she'd find a way to make me more rent, contribute towards something.

If I ever went out and had a good time she'd complain to me that I was going out and having a good time while she was working for basically no money

I would but I don't have any money to invest in it in the first place

great advice 5 years ago

wow, you live with her and pay her rent?
you've got a seriously fucked up situation there buddy
good luck

Something really doesn't add up here OP.

Why are you choosing to live in a shed at the foot of your cousins garden? On your wage you can afford 400/pcm month rent. If your that hard up the council will help.

I bet someone told a few porkies as the crossed the border into the country eh?

do porn while you wear a furry suit under a false name

the thing is, I'm living there illegally,

I didn't know that she wasn't allowed to have people living there or her rent would increase too. But she told me it was okay

so surely I have that against her?

Are you living in the country illegally?

rent's getting higher over there do to all the rapefugees taking your health insurance money taxed from housing making rent higher and higher

ignorance of the law is not a valid excuse. you're just even more fucked than i originally thought

suck dick in the backalley

cell your pc, phone and other shit, use that money to buy coke, buy inositol powder, 75% coke 25% inositol powder, per gram, sell = profit. You're welcome.

you are super fucked OP if you're in the country illegally I hope you get the rapefugee's in your ass

She was sub leasing thats illegal therefor is you can prove you did not know, you are fine.

no just at the house, I'm a british citizen

Your story is bs, if she wasn't allowed to let you life there then she wouldn't sue you, making your renting situation public.

get her landlord to back you and plea with him or her

even if that were true, how can someone possibly prove they don't know something?

have her give you the money and if she doesn't tell her you'll call the land lord

she's thick as pig shit, I think she was desperate for money at the time and still is

her landlord is the city council

not allowed to lease property if its a council house.. so she has no case. infact she could loose the house if they find out shes been renting out to others

Right, off to citizens advice with you.

No ifs or buts, if your under 25 there are schemes which help people out of situations like these and help you get council houses. You don't owe your cousin shit. You do however owe yourself freedom from her.

Tomorrow instead of jerking off, make an appointment to see someone in citizens advice about your situation. Don't give me some bullshit they won't help, they will.

Unless your illegal, then....

Taxes are high on my wages for a number of reasons

>Unplanned parent hood (Why I'm paying out for your MDMA baby is anyones fucking guess)
>The Incredible NEETS
>The over inflated NHS
>The smack heads
>Government fuckery

If any of the above applies to you, please, feel free to kill yourself.

Cheers.

Dude. Be a man. Apologize, tell her you'll pay her when you can (and actually do it). Move out to a shelter or something, so your cancerous relationship with this woman isn't an issue. Work all the time, make money, spend as little as you can, and do what you know you have to do.

You might get sued, but so what?

Quit looking for the quick way out of things. That's what is ruining your life. Your problems are your own damn fault.

good advice OP do this, CAB could help

Why would you not just settle on a repayment plan? I'm sure if you just explained to the court that you're only able to contribute maybe £200 a month to repayment and have expenses and budgets to back that up, they'd probably let you pay it back over time (like 6 months).

No one is stupid enough to sue for more than the defendant can possibly pay if they expect to get that much.

that's the thing, when the pipe split I was away for a week, and she's still blaming me,

but she has no proof that it was me who caused the damage

thanks user, I'll do just that

Get your self down to housing and tell them your homeless, they should be able to get you somewhere by tonight.
Remember it closes at 5 so you better hurry the fuck up.

I was homeless for 3 years and I wish I had gone to them sooner. They can and will help you out. Don't be afraid to drop your sister innit with the council, she's allowed guests for 6 weeks every year without disclosure to the council, if she's smart she can get herself out of that.

IF your smart you will keep your trap shut and not say a word to your cousin. Even if your only 16 the CAB will help you.

Good luck user.

Then what are you fucking whining about? If you *did* somehow cause the problem, then apologize and fucking pay for it when you can.

If you had no part in the problem, then say so, and get the fuck out of the situation. Sever all ties with these people.

In either case, stop wading into petty bullshit. Clear your mind and do what is right.

Sub Letting a council house is super illegal.
Literally saw one of those shite BBC "civil service hero" programs they peddle out after the news. Guy was made to pay back all the money he made off of sub-letting the property and got a suspended sentence. Use this to blackmail your cousin. Then once you've moved out and you're back on your feet. Report her anyway with evidence. Go for the fucking jugular.

Also if you've only got £600 a month left after food and rent. She's probably charging you the full rent for the whole house itself if it's a council jobbie.

Sell panties.. if you're a girl

or become a camgirl..

no worries all those fag will die if you petition the Gov. to stop that unfair taxation for private matters if you're actually allowed to do that over there as you have stupid fucking hate speech laws

She's probably on housing benefit so she won't be paying full fair and will be making a killing off OP. Which is why he needs out. Council really don't like sub letters.

Yeah, in cases like this they tend to make an example as well. OP needs to get some decent evidence though to prove he's been staying longer for 6 weeks at a time.

thanks user, but blackmailing is illegal too, how can I get away with that?

I've got letter addressed to this address for over a 12 month span

I also registered this address with the bank for like 13 months

Anonymous pictures of where you live. So okay, you live in a shed right? Did they build that for you? If they did, anonymously tip off the council to your cousins house and tell them she is subletting.

It isn't blackmail if you simply say (on your way out the door, for good) "if you sue me, I'll report you to the council. Goodbye."

Yeah pretty much....

>If you do this, ill tell X about you doing Y so keep quiet/give me money

But I don't think it's so smart for OP to do. I get the feeling we don't have the full picture off OP. People i've come across that live in stables or in people gardens are errr well 'hired help'

I'd offer to help OP by putting him up but I have that feeling something isn't very right

Go to Florida and loot shoe stores. Sell the shoes on Ebay.

the other thing I didn't mention is i claim disability living allowance, (had a stroke and broken neck at 17, resulting in mental deficincy)

I feel she uses my disability against me to confuse me and twist things. I'm too nice, and just agree to all of her requests (increase in rent, etc.)

Indeed. My guess is that OP just needs to stop being "poor white trash" (or whatever the Brit version of that is).

In that case, surely there is some government agency with people who will help you untangle this whole mess.

Maybe get off of fucking Sup Forums and go talk to someone who can actually help you?

Oh man, yeah you have her up against the wall. Call citizens advice OP tomorrow and be honest with them, tell them everything and you will get the help you need.

Your cousin shouldn't be doing that to you and she's broken the law. You have to be strong on this one OP.

That's a shit situation OP and I wish I could help. But please call CAB.

Good luck mate.

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