Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread

Maximus Melon EDITION

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My force would be with her...

What does "maximum melon" mean?
I've clearly been confused my entire life seeing as how you posted a picture of a little boy

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I'm in love with her ass.

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SOMEONE LOVES ANAL. HOLY SHIT, I HAVE SEEN TIGHTER HOLES ON WHORES,

However you spell it, it's pronounced "sexy"

You say that like it's a bad thing

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AND HOW IS IT A GOOD THING THAT SHE CAN'T HOLD IN HER SHIT?

YOU FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK.

Very kissable lips

LMFAO. FOUND THE KISSLESS VIRGIN @ 300 POUNDS AND 56 YEARS OLD.

Empty assholes need to be filled

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If you can't appreciate it, you're the only loser here

i hate her stupid smug face

YEAH BY BBC NOT SMALL LITTLE 2" DICKS LIKE YOURS.

You've got issues, kid.

oh yes

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Baiting 101
1. Turn off capslock
2. Try not to post like a retard
3. Ignoring rules 1 & 2 does not make you a master trole, no matter how much you post "XD:"

NAH, YOU ARE THE LOSER OLD FAT MAN. YOU AIN'T GETTING THAT PUSSY...OR ANY PUSSY.

FAT ASS..BUT YOU GUYS ARE FAT ASS LOSERS YOURSELF

>trole


FOUND THE 55 YEAR OLD LONELY KISSLESS VIRGIN FROM EUROPE. FUCK OFF EUROFAG.

cringe.

You're American, aren't you?

Kid is trying way too hard

Agreed. Doesn't get irony, either. Too subtle for it.

edgy

Yeah she's fake as fuck but I don't care

All edge, no content

Don't be too unkind; it is babbies first troll. Bless.

Fake still feels good

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And looks good in this case

Look at those broad fucking shoulders. She is practically a dude. Or is that why you like her user? She's gross.

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Well hello there sexy

Fuck she is so sexy.

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Hi boys

Mmmm wow.

Whatcha looking at user?

Dat ass

That is a fuck toy right there.

Those flawless tits. That ass aint bad either.

This ass?

That ass needs to be fucked. Now.

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Built for one thing and one thing only. To be used.

SURE CHAMP. SHE'S ALWAYS IN THE MARKET FOR A BALDING, FAT FUCK WHO LIVES WITH MUMMY AND HAS A SMALL DICK. JUST EMAIL HER AT [email protected]

Mmm thats the one. That would be a lovely handful.

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she also a lesbian IRL

Awww. How precious

Fuck toy perfection

Id love to bury my dick inbetween those.

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precious is how the fat balding fuck thinks he has a chance with her.

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You missed capslock

SORRY, BACK ON. I WAS TYPING ON REDDIT AND I CAN'T KEEP THEM ON.

k k, k, k or k
which one to fuck

Fuck she's making me hard.

I WOULD FUCK THE MOTHER. HER STANDARDS CAN'T BE THAT HIGH. SHE FUCKED A DUDE THAT TURNED INTO A CHICK.

That's OK. These first, tottering steps are always quite sweet. Bless

OH GOLLY GEE FAT GUY. AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IS MAKING THAT 2" STAND UNDER THE FAT FOLDS? WHAT A SURPRISE.

Yeezy

BREATHE. GET SOME FRESH AIR. YOU'VE BEEN SHUT IN TOO LONG FAT FUCK. MAKE YOUR MOTHER TAKE YOU FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS. YOU DO HAVE ALL TERRAIN FAT SCOOTER , RIGHT?

Go on. You'll get the hang of it eventually, Sweetie

Im not fat. Also its 6"

AHHHH...FAT FUCK IS ACTUALLY HURT. IT'S ALL MAKE BELIEVE LONELY DUDE.

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Classy Bella, trashy Bella..I love em all

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What the fuck happened to Aubrey Plaza?

that's joan jet
major lez since the 70's

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so fucking hot

Now there you go again - trying to run before you can walk. Those two posts you linked to were two different anons. If you'd have linked to just one you'd have carried it off. As it is now you just look even sillier

Where are the new leaks?

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would fuck hard

after 2 kids

i wanna sniff her armpits

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>Hey Sup Forums you know this store?

Fucking Guido ruining the shot

sorry forgot to crop

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