I'm a virgin who is about to loose his virginity. Give me some fucking advice, Sup Forums

I'm a virgin who is about to loose his virginity. Give me some fucking advice, Sup Forums

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>Give me some fucking advice, Sup Forums
"lose" is spelled with one 'o'
But good job on putting the comma before the name.

Forgive me; I'm in bit of a rush

thx 4 teh advice bby

Make sure to looose it with someone who has seen 10000 penises.

stay virgin faggot

sex is for losers who wish to be defiled by this satanic world

Sex is the most important thing in the world.

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Go into it trying to show her how fast you can cum. You'll get nervous about trying to fun fast and on demand that you won't be able to nut.

Also, don't clench your asshole. You'll nut.

I could fuck with that. You think I should do no-fap in preparation (so my dick is more sensitive)?

Get an enema first and some lube if you don't it's going to hurt. Just ask him to be gentle.

Fair advice but I'd prefer to have it rough to be honest

the bhudda says you cant reach enlightentment if u r sexually active so ha bich

jerk off before you have sex

I was doing sarcasm but ok. Does duhda say anything about loving your soulmate?

I mean its better that you dont fap at all. Sex will replace that behavior if its consistent. Porn is bad for the brain, but no fap will get your testosterone built up

Okay, I'll do no-fap.

y this it replace fap naturally and if you dunno wtf you doin try to remember some porn you saw even girls do that

budda said to kys and stop bigorty to my religion JERK

If you break down and end up doing it, just dont nut.

How do you know it's not my religion also bich?

I don't think I really have any general advice unless you need help knowing where to stick it, but what's the situation?

I just want to avoid looking like an idiot as much as possible. I know where to stick it (I hope) but I feel that there is more to it than that.

becuz u sayed u hate budha. u r a dirty rotten christian biatch and u can kys beuz u r a jerkhead to me. stop havin sexual relations and ill maaybe 4give u

Well who's the chick, is what I meant, and how is this whole thing coming to pass? Does she know yet that you're a virgin?

>Well who's the chick, is what I meant, and how is this whole thing coming to pass?

I'm ~18 years old and she's just the run-of-the-mill high school chick. Sex will happen soon; we're haven't been scheduling anything or whatever but I'm sure it'll happen.

>Does she know yet that you're a virgin?

No and I doubt she would really care if she knew, but I just rather avoid that conversation.

I'm just trying to avoid as many newb mistakes as much as I can so I don't look like an idiot.

Don't feed the troll please

Well she's about to know you're a virgin when you fuck her is what I was getting at. I'm not saying that to make you nervous or self-conscious - on the contrary, you might as well just relax about it - but I don't think it's likely you'll be able to fool her. Having technical knowledge of a vagina and actual familiarity aren't the same. If you overthink it you won't be able to properly enjoy it and that's the last thing you want. You're finally getting pussy, bro, just dive in there and have fun.

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Okay, okay -- that fact just gives me anxiety more than anything but thanks for the truth. I'll do my best to be cool with it

Nah man everyone has their first. Unless she's a bitch she'll be cool about it. Just have a good attitude and try your best and she'll appreciate your enthusiasm and have a good time.

Know going in if you're an easy finish. And expect things to not go smoothly the first time, be ready to laugh stuff off.

thx

dont let the guy cum in your ass...