>Pic Related points gun to your head
>He tells you to stop masturbating or else he'll kill you
>Wat do
Pic Related points gun to your head
masturbate faster
Give it a banana.
Fuck you famous dex. You're ugly and a shit rapper.
OHMANGAWDAMN
dEXTER
UUUUUUUUHH WOAAAAAHHHHH DDEXXXXXTUUUUURRRR
ITS WHAT!? OH MAN GOD DAMN
a WHO?
AAAH WUH??
At that range?
>Jerk head right.
>sweep left hand up, pushing pistol away painfully and forcing nigger to loosen his grip.
>draw my CCW.
>Mozambique drill.
>confirm nigger is dead.
>wait five minutes.
>call local police.
>"Hey fellas, user here. Got a dead nigger here. Yeah, the stupid fuck broke into my house and pulled a gun on me."
>go before judge
>"Killed a nigger who broke into your home and pulled a gun on you? Clearly self-defense. Castle doctrine applies. YOU ARE FREE TO GO. CASE DISMISSED."
>Go home.
>Resume fapping.
>shoot fat load into gun gun malfunctions and explodes in hand stand over him with giant cock
>ask him what do now
oh man god damn im not stopping
...
>user details how to legally kill niggers
>HUR DUR HE MUST BE SOME AUTIST LARPER
>user goes right back to cleaning his guns and browsing /k/ and Sup Forums.
dude, he's the cook.
Don't mess with him
...
Omg i love takin big brown shits
Remember the name: John Bettendorf, aka eurasiantiger. This is the man you want.
smack the gun outta dindu's hand, and give him a double tap for good measure. Then resume fapping.
My dubs will protect me.
Who is that and what is his deal?
Fap harder!
/thread