ITT: We share our secrets!

ITT: We share our secrets!

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I'm fucking easy girls while my wife sleeps at home. I always tell her I'm out with friends.

When I was 7 my 12 yo sister sucked me off. we continued having sex every few nights for about 7 years

do you feel abused? how old is she(+/-)?

I jack off under the podium as a host at applebees

honestly, no, I dont. It's kinda weird to think about, seeing as how it's incest, and I never developed a fetish for it. But I knew what sex was and everything about it by the time I was 10, but I was still consenting with it.

I've spent 75 dollars on girlfriend audios

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction.

I have a 3 inch dick and I'm circumcised

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16.

I'm in my final year of college. I haven't made any friends or connections, picked a garbage major, and am most likely ending with a below average GPA.

I've cheated my way to an A in multiple uni classes.

A few nights ago I had a dream I was about to have sex with this girl I like from one of my uni classes. I left the room because I knew she would laugh at my small penis.

When I was younger girls used to come up to be at random to hug me and tell me they loved me. Turns out they all dared each other to hug guys they found especially ugly and I was a prime target. One of them started a rumor I was stalking her, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.

I've been saving nudes of girls I know since I was in middle school. I don't have the heart to delete them.

My wife and I really are swingers. I love to watch her fuck and suck other men while another woman is sucking me. We've had multiple 3 ways with both sexes. No male on male.

I had an 18 month affair with a good friends wife. My wife caught us and told him. I kept my wife

share?

there was this super hot bartender chick at a this local dive bar I go to wore slutty tight mini skirts was a 10, one night i was so f up after bar hopping went there not a soul just me and her, slut was just texting turned around facing the other side of the bar will come talk to me check if everything was ok, she was wearing a white tight dress i could see her black thong, diamonds wopped it out under the bar jacked it to her even when she was talking face to face f risking some one walking in and f my life over never did it again but was f hot never told a soul until now

I rub toothpaste on my asshole and let the dogs lick it off. Only way they will brush their teeth.

daummm what happened to your friends life? did they divorce? did it change your relationship?

I don't really like Ace Attorney

I feel guilty for fucking a 10 I'd been flirting with the day after she broke up with her bf. I didn't know him well but he was a real bro the couple times we met.

Everyone knows I did it, but no one knows I feel guilty which they'd prob judge me for more than doing it

They didn't divorce. We're both on a short leash now but we talk every now and then.

David?

yea David Davidson how'd you know?

Ths is gonna be good

I enjoyed the movie Spring Breakers

You're man with the heavy heart.
Though, that last part of your texted seemed little funky..not sure if its true all the way about "friends" leaving you for rumors..
anyways i praise you for cheating in uni.. continue to do so and save massive amounts of time. study material in schools are garbage

One of the legendary moments on b or samefagging.

chek'd

Fuck man, I hope that shit's not true. I hope something really good happens to you sometime

Reposting again from a few days ago:

I did porn for four years to help pay for university, from 2003-2006, and performed with big name girls like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Sunny Leone and Crissy Moran

My wife who I married in 2011 doesn't know about any of it and I intend to keep it that way, I don't regret doing it because I needed the money to stay in university

I fucking loved that movie man. It was Tarantino's favorite movies of the year too. not that that proves anything but its something. Movie had a fucking original ambience that got you into it deeper as you watched.

fuck that guilty pleasure shit. if you love skrillex listen to fucking skrillex.

It's copy pasta. It might be true, but it has been posted almost every time there is a Secrets thread.

Not samefagging, but I don't know a Davidson but I do know a David that fits the story

If you kept your wife.. then she probably banged around some herself.. thats why she perhaps wasn't super angry to dump you, because her guilt was relieved.

damn , then i got punked.

i once stole the dirty underwear from the way too young neighbouring girl and sniffed it relentlessly for weeks before finally caving in and blowing a huge load in em

Thank kek

This is my first time using Sup Forums

fucked my ex co-workers and good friends young daughter four times

yup can confirm i am here every day during my work shift seen that sht before not sure if OP is just hurt that badly that needs closure or just cop pasta

fantasized about this shit, can't wait to have friends with 16+ daughters, worth getting old just for that shit lulz

Honestly would but they're on a drive in a safe across the house and I'm lazy af

Ever since I married my (now) wife she has been making suggestions that she doesn't care if I have sex with other women, as long as I don't leave her or stop hanging out with her all the time.

She's the most loyal and protective person I've ever met. Hell, I married her in part because I knew she would never leave me under any circumstances. We are both 26 btw.

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did the same to my hot as f high school neighbor played x box with the bro parents never there shes never there till later friend passes out go upstairs to her room jack it in her bed to all her thongs and used underwear

All those things are true, I just post them a lot because I don't have anyone to talk to and I like sympathy.

Last Halloween my friend fucked me and now I like putting things in my butt

the first one always confused me you mean you spent $75 buying head phones or ear phones for your gf, and you have a gf right?

I just masturbated to shitted. There's something that really turns me on when I think about reducing niggers to the fundamental compound that comprises them. Shit.

I work in a multinational company as assistant to managers. I regularly have sex with 3 of them. Sometimes in the same day. I have a salary I never dreamt about.

I know it's prostitution although I love doing it and I have lots of fun with them.

I'm wearing a diaper right now

Prostitution? Which way?

No. Audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend.

youtu.be/9UYsqODGgwM

I've spent 75 dollars on comissions.

sounds idyllic as shit

spill my secret out like the cum on that bars floor no one give a f gives me relief everything is going to be ok :)

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Aren't you afraid she'll find out? Does anyone else know about it?

That's... so much despair

I used to never clean up my cum. A specific corner in my bathroom turned crusty and yellow. My mom thought that the dog was secretly peeing there and she cleaned it all up.

your a female? did this to this one chick that wanted my companies account badly executive whores are the best

The way where you have sex with people and then they give you money in exchange for having sex with them... are you new to English?

Moved from Germany to Sweden and cut every contact i know.
Pretending that my first girlfriend died to Leukemia when i'm around with friends.
Getting alot of pity sex and i don't feel guilty about it.

I mean who is paying the money in this situation

holy f dude... no dude at least spend it on cam whores i use to do that got off on that

I made sure to keep it secret from everyone I knew, but I don't regret doing it because it was either that or drop out of uni after one semester

As for the wife finding out yeah of course I'm scared but it's super unlikely to happen, we don't watch porn ourselves or anything and it was a long time ago before the advent of social media and the like

I'm completely starved for positive female attention and I'll never get a girlfriend, so it's kind of nice to have the simulation

I almost confused audios for sounding.
Your situation is more pathetic.

If it makes you happy more power to you I suppose

holy f dude once again I have never heard of this before, dude just get cam whores, you get to jack it make do anything you want and also they can say the shit you want live, i know some crazy asian one that i been going in for years they even get to see you jacking it or face

Yeah if you've worked with Jenna Jameson... That's VHS era...

Yes I'm female.

i always wanted to do porn but only with a mask on or one of those Jap films where they blur out the dudes face

My bosses pay me much more money than I should receive for my work. Also sometimes they take me on trips

BTW, you ever met John Doe, that Pussyman guy?

I'm terrified of having sex and I'm far more interested in emotional intimacy.

Is the whole corporate whore thing something companies frequently have? Always figured that was an erotica trope. I'm in publishing, plenty of people fuck their secretaries or sleep their way to the top, but there's no intercompany fuckdolls...

I have 5 assistants here, how ever in the last 2 years i have been hiring older ladies to not distract my business, I do keep 1 little slut around that get on her knees every Friday for a bonus ;)

I'm the youngest in my section too.

do you get in to it? I mean like do you get super horny as well and enjoy it?

holy fuck one of the girls im dating is exactly like that but when it comes to sex she is terrified, did mention sexual abuse as a kid but is all in for the emotional love kiss part

DVDs were just starting to get mainstream then but porn for the most part was shit like webpages full of 30-second clips, at that time there was virtually no chance of being found out

Now, there ARE full length movies of stuff I did online but I'm not too worried

I worked with Jenna in 2004 which was pretty late in her own career

I was nervous the very first time but I quickly got used to it, because I really needed the money at the time

No

Yes, I enjoy it a lot most days. Some others it's not that good. I'm addicted to it anyway.

lol holy shit yup its usually the young ones i guess they need the money more badly and dont give a f i love that attitude. Almost all my interns have been little sluts, one with out even my trying just closed my office door come over unzipped my pants and began sucking i was like wtf sent her home that night with a nice fat stack of cash took her to dinner that week end for a second round

>I have sex with 8 different bosses, bob
>beg your pardon, eight?
>8, bob, and I have sex with all of them

yea the little slut in my office we have a strict agreement we both benefit from, some times i text her to rub herself in her cubicle go to the rest room pull down her went panties, walk over to my office close the door and use them to jack me off and suck me while i put some porn in my computer, slut obays me, i give her a couple of $$ for that once we are done, quick bonus meeting, you should work for me ;)

My girlfriend does not like to suck me and I want it so badly, so that makes me fantasize with another girls.

eat pineapple

yea i hate that some girls are f up like that just get a bj from back page or go to Las Vegas get a good blow

Can you explain?

I only used pictures to masturbate to on the computer. Filled up a floppy with a few pictures and brought it back home to the 486 to build up the stash... The full movies I also used the 486 for, but then I used it to hide a stack of VHS tapes recorded off of some payed movie channel a friend of mine had at home. Babewatch, Internal Affairs and Pussyman. Later I stuck to the pictures because of dial up...

Man those were the days... Maybe I've seen your cumshot, who knows...

no i can't just eat pineapple. if you dont like it by itself you can eat pineapple pizza instead if you want. trust me it works

Makes your cum taste better.

I love pineapple, but that is not the issue, she never really tasted my cum, she says she is “not into kinky stuff”, she wants to do everything conventional and romantic, I like it too, but I’m also a 25 yo guy and I want to explore my sexuality. I’m doing everything to remain faithful, but this is so frustrating. I’m not the cheating type.

Yeah, I am not the guy that told you to eat it, I am just conveying information.
I feel for you brother.

I take pictures of my naked sister in the shower. I hide cameras all over the place in the bathroom so I can see her juicy pussy and jerk to it. I don't feel the slightest guilt, and my dick is happy.

Thanks user

I will only believe if pictures are comming.
I'm sure your parents taught you to share

I've been lying to my real life friends for 4 years straight, telling them how I've been working and doing well when in reality I've just been a neet.

I've made sure to put up such a front I made up a schedule and everything and actively avoid being online during "work" hours

Hope you find a way to somehow make her like it. Otherwise you have 2 options.

That was before my time lol, the early 2000's was more advanced than that

And it's very likely you've seen me if you ever watched porn that was made in that era (2003-2006). On the top of my head I can remember that I did shoots with Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Sunny Leone, Crissy Moran, Briana Banks, Nikki Benz, Shyla Stylez, Lisa Ann, Monique Alexander and Asa Akira

That's what I remember but there's plenty more, I did shoots with over 50 girls most of them more than once

You did God's work my man, thank you for my childhood.

Cheat or break up?

dude... get some therapy or something