I have $23 in my paypal and can't transfer it to a debit card or bank for 3-4 business days

I have $23 in my paypal and can't transfer it to a debit card or bank for 3-4 business days.

How do i buy myself food?

Steal the food

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why don't you have a credit card you can go into debt on?

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Damn you're poor lmao stupid faggot. You can last that long without food., I encourage you to starve yourself for being a disgrace

Intermitted Fasting,

cancel your fucking internet subscription until you have the basics covered
you probably pay $80/month for a phone as well

wow, you're 14

Some places let you order food online and pay with PayPal

Wow, you're 32 on an anonymous board. I bet you're here for underage porn.

I'm maxed out on cards and scooped up all my change on monday. just trying to make it to Friday when I get paid.

Yeah but either want a $25 or $30 minimum

how much money do you make?
if you have any job at all and you can't afford food, you probably buy a ton of stupid crap you don't need

Can confirm my earlier statement, you are a stupid fag with credit card debt. Starve yourself bitch

with money dumbass

ya got me there.

haHAA

Go buy something at Home Depot with your PP, then return it an hour later. They'll give you cash.

Ooh, that's not a denial. Mods please ban this underage faggot.

That's some nigger shit

This is easy, I'm going to respond this as the economist+psicologist of a third country that I am from:

Sell some of your shit on the streets, use some NLP (neurolinguistic programimg) to tell them the sad story and do this really shitty price and get yourself some food.

Also, stop using a credit card.

There are certain stores that will accept PayPal, mostly Dollar Generals. Google which stores in your area do and go to your PayPal with the store number. Your account will give you a code that's good for half an hour or something and when you go to check out you can select PayPal on the credit machine and input the code. They have a decent selection of food for a dollar store. Good luck man.

You just want me banned because I hurt your feelings, I'm not underage just because you think so you poor faggot

That's what I'm talking about bro!
Welp. when you hard up

sell blood or semen

or sell blood and semen

Go steal copper from an electric pole and sell it.

Papa John's accepts paypal

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Lol, retard. The sad thing is OP won't even decide to learn how to budget and save money after this.

Your fatass can go a couple days without food

You're probably a nu-male with a feminine body, so you could also become a hooker

fuck you OP for ignoring my post, you are going to starve you lil bitch.

less than 25 minutes into this thread I got

>outrageous semi-funny responses
>a few legit Sup Forumsros with great suggestions
>2 seven year olds attempting to troll by saying the most vulger non-personal insults that are about a wretched they sound like a toddler that just realized the effect cuss words have on grown-ups
>Some legit ways to get food tomorrow even tho I'm hungry now.

It feels like 2009 again like the good old days of Sup Forums Thanks for your help yall. GOOD TALK

I hope you starve, bitch ass faggot

Projecting.

wow it took 20 replies until someone brings up old Sup Forums

Some sites can ship food (even fresh) to you and you can pay after 14 days

oldfag here, I hope you starve for ignoring the only legit suggestion.

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Just take it from a store you don't shop at often, they aren't going to send an investigation team to track down some hungry dude stealing food. Worst case they get you on camera and they put a poster on the bulletin board with your face.

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR NEUROLINGUISTIC PROGRAMMING BULLSHIT SAMEFAGE

It's time to dumpster dive at the grocery my friend.

Go to Wal-Mart

"Will perform oral sex for cash. $25 per ten minutes or fraction therof".

Home Depot takes paypal on the self-checkouts, they have chips and soda at the checkout sometimes

Yeah no shit, but OP should and that's why he is going to fucking starve.

Low quality bait that got me to respond/10

no, i work for the fbi.
i literally get paid to watch cp.

Deslusional as well, uh?

be responsible

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1. Download PayPal app
2. Login and link a non overreacted debit bank cars
3. Transfer funds with the new instant transfer thing.. it's costs $0.25 to do.
4. Go eat and thank me later.

You're litterally still the samefag