I went through with it and it was awful

I went through with it and it was awful

What was bad about it?

I remember your first thread. Greentext that shit.

Curious. Let us know all about it.

She smelled, didn't she. And was way fatter.

story time!!!

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Starting green text now

she was hairy.... and she didnt believe in razors. she told me her friends call her bushy pussy.

You were warned nigger

This

If that's all that was "wrong", you're a Class A Faggot.

>first her house was covered in cat shit and piss

I fucking told you she was going to smell disgusting dude and you didnt listen

Pictures?

I'm not surprised. Judging by the last thread she seemed nasty and unhygienic

I told you man
I told you

Gonna need that green text fam

We need screenshots of the convo

>meet hambeast on tinder
>my profile says looking for fwb she messages me saying she's looking for same
>chat a bit over text, she's really horny
>says she swallows and i can do anal
>we agree to meet up Wednesday so she came over
>says hi we talk a bit then she's like i wanna make out
>i avoided it and just sucked her tits which were actually okay
>then she grabbed my dick and started blowing me
>i stopped her before i came pulled her panties down
>woft of fat snatch and sweat stench in my face
>just start fingering her, cant get my face down there, boner soft
>ask her to suck again and she does then put on condom and Fuck
>literally like fucking a whale vagina
>i get no pleasure from it at all, start fucking doggy
>pull her butt apart to sneak a peak
>woft of shit smell comes up
>boner gone
>ask her to blow me
>she says okay but she wont swallow first time i say whatevrr
>gives good head i pull out and bust on her face and neck
>realise Fuck she's at my house
>she asks if she could shower and is kind of pissed off
>my roommate was in there
>she wiped cum off with my t-shirt i got pissed then she said fuck off and started getting dressed
>she left
Still no text from her and it's been an hour

gonna need pics if you took any

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>woft of shit smell comes up
fucking kek

damn, this bitch didnt shower before showing up at your house?

Dude, that was fucking gross. That's what you get for not having standards.

She walked like 4km to get here too

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>Still no text from her

Sweat, sure. But did she shit her pants or just not wipe last time?

Aye lmao I was here when you were thinking about it

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bro i hope that you aware that half the niggers in your town hit that already...i hope she blew you with a condom on....get tested in a few weeks...not even joking.

Did her snatch smell fishy?

fat women have a hard time wiping good....that and ass sweat mixed with pussy sweat can turn a straight guy gay

Kek

It smelled sour

Isn’t that what the kids are calling truffle butter these days?

Why no pics? You should have hidden video of this shit for prosperity!

I didnt want evidence of this

Well what did you expect something to smell like if it's under flaps of skin for most of the whale's life?

lulz

Umm, yeah I did

Different fag here. I have fucked way more fat girls than I can count and I have never encountered this phenomenon.

We did

Eeeww, really?

This
Not all fatties stink
Some of the best pussy I’ve ever had was fat

Look it up

This is some classic gold. Glad you suffered.

God damn, man. I remember this. I told you not to fuck that disgusting beast.

It's all about hygiene

I don't even frequent Sup Forums that much and I remember the original story. Fill everyone else in.

That's the problem with girls like that. I did the same thing but off of craigslist years ago. She wasn't nasty like you're describing, but her pussy smelled... off & my dick immediately went soft.

Well, you gave it a shot, user. Now your partner count is up to two people. Keep at it.

at least she had nice tits. My gf is pretty cute but has barely any tits. I dont' make a big deal about it but she knows I wish they were bigger.

I hooked up with this pretty chubby girl a year or 2 ago, the stench of her pussy made me never ever wanna hook up with her, even though we did anal. She'd occasionally text me when she was drunk (literally) begging me to fuck her ass, but all I could think of was that disgusting pussy smell and I never wanted to hit it again. Her asshole was really, really nice too. I swear to god you could get a small wiff of her pussy even when her pants were on when we started making out.

You made a fat chick walk that far and you're bitching about her sweating? Nigga, you got what you deserved.

BWAHAHAHAHA
My god you didn't actually do it with that land whale did you?????? Green text it noa!

He already did, numbnuts.
See:

Why did you het mad when she wiped off her face?

She used his t-shirt. Now he has cum stained shirt

I love getting blowjobs from fatties. Usually i saw i dont fuck the first date, only cool with blowjobs and eating her out. Always ends up with me just getting a great blowjob and not giving her shit. Every once in awhile ill fuck a fatty after she tells me im bigger then her ex bf!

So what? Wear another shirt. Does he not keep tissues or something near the bed for post-coital cleanup?

This shit was funny and love the she's not texted me back yet Crap. I fucked a fat bitch a few times between missy. She was clean sucked at giving head claimed she was good at it. But she tried, willing to watch porn, swollow, anal, take nut to the face. Oh didn't stink. Op she didn't stink. I let her know before I came to her house I like my bitches clean. She was clean. Have some standards. If you fucking ugly then bitch got to be clean.

Why did she walk? No car? Why didn't you pick her up?

Ever have a cum rag? That shit doesn't just come out

Uh, just put it in the wash? lol

If you bust a nut in a girl's face, the least you can do is give her something to wipe off with. That's just a basic courtesy.

Buzz your girlfrieNd
>Woof

OP is a nigger, what you expected.

>just put it in the wash
Gee user I would have never thought of that.
Stop being illiterate

>Woft of shitsmell comes up
Motherfucking kek. I laughed so hard my daughters woke up. Ggwp

pics?

I've never had a problem getting semen stains out. Just wash it once. Done.

Maybe you have a problem with your diet or something if your jizz permanently stains garments.

Do you make a habit of nutting on your clothes? That's strange dude

No, but I've gotten some on different garments before. Not sure why other user thinks it's an impossible stain to vanquish.

kekd, underrated

Here's the screenshot in case someone wants to save it.

>Not sure why other user thinks it's an impossible
Autist, please go.

Goddamn. And America has a fucking obesity epidemic.

My turn. First time greentexting, no fake shit. (Its gonna be a long one)

>Had a shitty job for 3 years working for sixflags
>Tons of hit co workers tho
>Frequently mess around with this ginger fat bitch because she was kinda flirty and had a perfect ass (im an ass guy). Also wondered how a fat bitch performs in bed (usually only fuck around with Spanish /asian bitches)
>Had only fingered and kissed her up until this point
>One day she texts me she wants to get dicked down and show me why I'd fall in love with her sucking
>k. No faggot so why not.
>Meet up with her and some of her friends which are also my coworkers
>Went to grab some drinks with her and her friends, acting like i dont even like her cus i dont like that gossip shit at work
>Getting late, also kinda drunk
>Her friends suggest we leave the bar and hit my spot
>K
>House full of bitches, feel like the man.exe
>Gets even later
>Her friends at this point are ready to hit the door, they ask her if she's also coming with
>"No I'm staying, I'll text yall later"
>They look at her weird, then look at me
>Awkwardly look away, could already imagine the shittalk i was gonna hear at work
>Close door
>(her) "Wanna watch some Netflix or something"
>Here we go fellas (inner voice)
>Netflix is loading, fucking tv is taking long cus piece of shit smart TV
>She ends up slamming her fat, whale blubber on top of me
>Literally hear my expensive couch snap or crack or something, still dunno where it snapped /cracked
>She aggressively removes my belt as if time trial
>Look at her facial expression while she's doing this and for some readon get extremely turned down by her nasty fucking whale face
>.. Fuck it, cant stop now
>Grabs my dick, literally says 'mommys gonna do the milking now'
>o......k (innervoice)
>Half of my dick akwardly enters her mouth twice
>she starts gagging so weirdly i start cringing hard as ever. She literally sounded like a cat whos about to cough up a hairball (catowners know what i meen)

1/2

Watch some fag put it on reddit now

>Here's the screenshot
Dear god!!! Were you trying to emulate Helen Keller screencapping? Please, never do that again.

Not until you tell me more about your semen that is somehow unwashable. What do you do to make your spunk so resilient?

moar

She deserved if for fucking a nigger

>tell me more about your semen
Hey downsy faggot, I'm not the Sup Forumsust-a-nut user.

What the absolute fuck user

bump because I want that one niggers story

Christ.

2/2

>"sorry for this, i never suck dick"
>Mind you im always clean, smell good and even did a turbo soaping when i went to the bathroom after saying bye to her friends
>Liedetector goes off bcus she said id fall in love with her sucking, implying she does it more often
>cringe
>tell her no prob, lets go upstairs.

Here comes the fun part

>Throw her on my bed, forgetting how heavy she is
>Hear snapping /cracking sound again
>Cringe again cus new bed
>lay in top of her. Feels like im laying on a fatboy but who cares, bout to fuck
>remove her yoga pants
>grandmapanties.wtf
>ohno.brain
>she looks at me while im giving the grannypanties a sour look
>Remove her grannypanties, instant smell of sardines, sewer and poop. Bush of ginger pubes pop out like wack a mole
>Holy cancer. Literally hurl loud as fuck
>she looks at me weird
>"whats wrong?"
>-i dont think i feel to good.
>how come?
>-very drunk so i just say her vaginorino smells like tuna
>immediately gets up and slaps me while grabbing her clothes
>walks downstairs half crying saying im an asshole
>wtvr
>Slams my door shut and drives off

At this point i just wanted to grab my phone, put it on the charger and go to sleep

>hit the light switch
> shitstain the size of a taco on my bed right where she rapidly slid off..

At this point i just changed my sheets, threw the old ones the fuck out and went to sleep. Never spoke to her again. Whenever i saw her at work, all i could think of was the sardine smell and poopstain on my bed.

Thats it.. Never will i fuck a fat bitch again.

That doesn't mean you still can't talk about your splooge.

i haven't had sex since 2002 op and i'm not desperate enough to fuck that girl

I'm just waiting for the rest. MOAR FOR MY BUMP!

This is how those false rape cases come up user. Be careful.
Watch as she spreads shit about you at work about how you mistreated her and shit. All her friends are going to give you the stink eye. You have a massive opportunity coming up here. If you're into any of her friends, they are going to be attracted to you. Their curiosity will draw them towards you. Your only job will be to maintain frame. When people ask what went wrong with the fat one, just keep mum. MAINTAIN FRAME user and you'll get into the panties of every girl you want at work

Lelz

Top fucking kek user for real

This. Op got what he looked for

I bet this is how girls describe unattractive guys.
>>"so desperate"
>>"lame but I was horny, so we fucked anyway"

looks like a single mother... probably smelled bad and was even more morbidly obese than the picture. bonus points for a filthy ass apartment and a nigger child.

What app is that?

More fat bitches stories plox