I was in my room, playing GoldenEye on the Nintendo64 and making a mixtape featuring ONLY songs from Ween, Fishmans, and Talk Talk.
Just as I was about to pop the cassette out of the deck, I got a text on my beeper telling me that Kurt Cobain had died.
I smugly said to myself, "Ha ha, I'm glad that normie is dead. I guess he won't be playing at Lollapalooza this year!"
I left my house to return some videotapes, listening to my brand new mixtape.
Nicholas Smith
Nice pasta but the Nintendo 64 didn't exist in 1994, you faggot.
Logan Taylor
I was eight or nine years old passively watching MTV in the living room. The old MTV news "woosh" broke through whatever was on at the time and Kurt Loder told me Kurt Gobang was dead.
>tfw old enough to remember the camera shots of the outside of his house being broadcast
Matthew Rivera
I was a little sperm cell back then
Thomas Garcia
Nice pasta but Brand New didn't exist in 1994, you faggot.
Sebastian Peterson
Out of all of the insane bullshit in this pasta, the Nintendo64 is the one thing you noticed?
Michael Young
Think it was about three years ago when some miserable fucker was talking about how music is shit these days and how it used to be good. Never heard of the guy before that.
Adrian Richardson
masturbating to hole's celebrity skin in one earbud and smashing pumpkin's zero in the other. i started to breakdown in laughter before resuming activities
Kayden Young
holy shit how old are you
Evan Garcia
i was sat at home drinking cocaine cola when cone ring
'hurt is die'
'no'
and you?????????????
Easton Howard
I was on my morher's womb
Landon Cruz
Does anyone have some screenshots of the theory where Kurt became Rivers Cuomo?
Jordan Fisher
That was obviously bait. What I find most surprising is Fishmans
Hunter Hill
>I was eight or nine years old we may never know
William Perry
The one where Kurt became Thom Yorke is better
Christian Hughes
whatever happened to the tourist, damsel in distress, fearless iranian from hell, and tripfag formerly known as anonymous
Colton Morales
Knew the board was on its way out and left.
Ryan Reed
I'm sure some of them still post anonymously. As do I most of the time.
Leo Gomez
I was at a DDT Pro show in Tokyo enjoying a match between Danshoku Dino and HARASHIMA when my pager went off with an emergency message. I called my editor back on a Motorola startek mobile phone and he told me to get my ass home and write about Cobain's death. I bought a vhs copy of Samurai Pizza Cats on the way home and watched it while I wrote the article which you can still find on the archives of realmusicreviews.web
Adrian Williams
this
Isaiah Diaz
i feel like i know the person who wrote this
Joshua Howard
I was only 2, probably with my mom on our one couch,in our one room apartment.
Jaxson Harris
I was fleeing from the scene realising that I was going to get away with staging his suicide.
Cameron Hall
I wasn't born yet :^)
Ethan Collins
In utero.
Bentley Gonzalez
What did he do, fall into a vat of acid?
Cameron Long
But Nintendo 64 was only released in 96 and the dream pop Fishmans everyone jerks off to was only released that same year too. I don't believe you, I think you're lying
Brayden Jackson
1. N64 and GoldenEye wasn't released 2. Fishmans and Talk Talk are meme bands no one in the 90s gave a shit about 3. You gave just let the mixtape make itself while you are playing a game, because you have to record the song in real time by by one. 4. You couldn't text on beepers 5. "Normie" was only popularized by /r9k/ 6. Nirvana was never scheduled to play at Lollapalooza 7. "Return some videotapes" strikes me as an intentional American Psycho reference.
James Morales
>2. Fishmans and Talk Talk are meme bands no one in the 90s gave a shit about Excuse me but Talk Talk had a fantastic, popular album in the 80s called "It's My Life" and the post rock meme didn't happen until Laughing Stock in 90
Fishmans is awesome but your'e right no one gave a fuck about them until later