Daily reminder that this corporate fuccboi will win this year
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Samuel Kelly
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Connor Gonzalez
>another eurovision thread
wow it's like the 4th one today I think
Will probably vote for Finland in our semi.
Liam Robinson
Bulgaria reporting
What does everyone think of our shota contestant?
Landon Thompson
haven't watched this abhorrent shite in about 15 years
baffles me why an American would want to watch it
Matthew Allen
tbf I don't think anything of it.
Aside from our own song, the only ones that stir any feelings in me are Finland (feels), Belarus and Italy (happiness and joy).
The rest is the same bland pop stuff of always.
Colton Sullivan
There is something novel about a friendly nationalistic competition among countries
Samuel Jones
>Russia is boycotting this year's competition, which takes place in the Ukrainian capital next week, after Ukraine barred Russia's entrant, Yulia Samoylova, because she had performed in Crimea without Ukraine's permission.
welp
Christopher Jackson
Switzerland's acoustic version is stunning though
Eli Cooper
Too old to be a shota. Would have gotten my voter otherwise.
Josiah Gonzalez
sweden shouldve chosen these qt for eurovision
Camden Smith
That means for once, Belarus and Armenia have to give their 12 points to someone else.
Just like when Turkey exited, that meant Belgium and the Netherlands actually gave max points to European countries.
Aaron Young
or this eternal virgin
Michael Bell
Ours isn't too bad this year. I think we have a shot. My personal favorite is the Italian guy, though. Music is alright, and fun. He seems like a decent guy too.
>tfw they won't bring the old voting system back
Why do you hate fun?
Michael Richardson
is eurovision just some 90s boy band competition?
Julian Hall
no, but this year there are a ton of fuccbois representing their countries
Personally I'm a fan of this Italian chad, hoping he wins
Leo Lopez
baby, i remember that good, good luvin'
Elijah King
Dominic Carter
awful europop draped transparently over political shit flinging
Jason Walker
I liked your song more before it was infected by the anglo plague.
Julian Baker
the most Sup Forums event you can possibly think outside of the olympics
Bentley Gutierrez
Me too. That chorus in English is completely unnecessary, and I don't get why like half our singers seem to hate our language so much. At least it's mostly in French, the girl is qt, and the music video is good.
Samuel White
I'm not sure how I feel about this song, but it's definitely not forgettable
Hunter Long
our song is KINO
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>the music video is good
I agree, but don't forget it will be worth nothing in the big evening. Staging is VERY important and I'm curious to see what your people planned for it.
Oliver Martinez
that songs pretty decent t.bh
Angel Sanders
Still bitter that this did not win last year
Tyler Allen
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>Vevo video has over 109 million views
If Italy don't win then that's proof the Jury system needs to go.
Chase Foster
I'd bet 90% of those views come from Italy itself. The song is always passing on the radio there or so I've heard.
The remaining 10% would still be a big number for foreign views.
And the current system is fair. It gives as much power to the public as it gives to the jury.
I surely don't wanna be screwed again by diaspora and bloc voting.
Ian Hill
In all honesty, with the lack of sleep on my part I forgot about how the jury system was changed last year. Mostly because I mainly remember how salty people got when 1944 won.
Dylan Bennett
Last year was very anticlimatic. We take that entire half hour or so to get the jury votes and then in just 1 min we get all the public votes and a surprise winner. No wonder people were so confused and salty.
Grayson Scott
Hope everyone gets sterilised.
David Adams
Eurovision is fucking AIDS
Jose Howard
Shame on Ukraine!
Joshua King
>no russia
dropped
Eli Martinez
It's going to be pretty brutal. Ukranians aren't like us, while 4 people were run over by a truck they were invaded and thousands were run over by tanks.
There will be no friendly banter this year, Eurovision is their only chance to be heard, and possibly their only chance at survival.
Bentley Kelly
>Sweden takes Eurovision seriously and wins every time
I hate every odd-year show.
Henry Flores
Sweden won't win. They've won it too soon already. It will be Italy or Portugal.
Daniel Butler
Germany will get like 14 points over all again and lose.
I don't know why we always go with shitty bands and singers
Asher Gray
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Poor Jamie-Lee. She didn't deserve last place ;_;
Nicholas Gutierrez
IMO we already won because there's no way Ukraine can beat us at being hosts
Now that nobody will vote for the brits you might get hit by some shrapnel
Oh wait, nobody ever voted for the brits
Owen Cooper
I like Italy, France and Portugal
actual listenable songs that aren't eurotrash and are not in english
Hudson Lee
that shit is so gay it could actually win this. Top 5 for sure.
Caleb Kelly
>starts some singing in english
fuck off
disliked and closed the tab
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>alma
lol is it an arab or a white or a jew ?
Jacob Martinez
french girl is qt
Jason Harris
shan't be watching this shite until they all start singing in their country's language again
Adam Ramirez
this, cucks go home
Josiah Martinez
Sweden is the only country that treats Eurovision seriously, they're here to win, so they just send some pretty boy who sounds like whatever American crap is currently popular on the radio.
Not a single good song this year, it's a shame. But hey, at least it'll be fun shitposting about it and that's what eurovision is really all about.
Brandon Myers
Then the UK and Ireland will win every year like they used to.
Kayden Butler
nonsensical post
John Wood
How? People are more likely to vote for songs in languages they're familiar with and can understand.
Samuel Russell
Yeah they're all shit as usual but italy's is the least shit
Jaxson Jackson
Oh, this one's alright.
Anthony Perry
abhorrent post
Brandon Martin
After last year's shitshow I will be giving this one a miss.
Carson Thomas
you're not european anyway
Easton Walker
Fuck you. I hope your shithole gets nul points again.
Chase Brown
Better than anything the countries sent this year.
Josiah Lewis
*blocks ur path*
Brandon King
He's gotta win this year.
When was the last time Italy won?
Hudson Gonzalez
Like the 80ies, but frankly our submissions are usually shit.
Josiah Barnes
Yet we've won it 3 times :^)
Michael Rogers
Holohoax industry on full blast
Jose Parker
no monkey, therefore
Its shit
Robert Roberts
Excellent post
based paddy
Aiden Torres
How is Eurovision received in Australia?
I have a feeling it is oddly popular
Elijah Harris
It's been broadcast here for around 40 years, so everyone knows about it, which is why they invited us to compete.
Joseph Parker
Reminder that if your country didn't submit a song fully in its native language you are part of a spineless nation of anglo-sucking cucks.
Eli Rodriguez
It's true.
We had one Lithuanian song which was alright and it got voted out right away.
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Jaxson Allen
I'm fine with either France or Italy winning. Lots of good entries this year.
Camden Martinez
We never sang about the Holocaust, all the wins were for songs that were just a bit of fun. Unlike the horseshit propaganda piece that everyone voted for last year.
Xavier Hughes
>celebrate diversity
Aaaand closed.
Brayden Flores
Posting some of my favorite songs that didn't do well
Jacob Ortiz
This should have won in 2010
Nolan Richardson
>celebrate """"""""""diversity""""""""""
Henry Edwards
why are they flashing the new WHITE POWER hand symbol?
Logan Ward
>calling your band maNga
Nicholas King
Having different nations participate in a song contest is literally the whole point of the contest.
Stop being so triggered polcuck
Jeremiah Evans
>celebrity diversity
>hosts are three WHITE MALES
Nolan Clark
Good point. Do you think the native language rule should be brought back?
But they were pretty good.
Samuel Sanchez
Now I'm triggered.
James Nguyen
Ukrainian guy on the left is cute
CUTE
Cooper King
Apart from memes the portuguese song is really fucking good if it doesn't at least get to the finals i will personally go full isis.
Ian Evans
fucking Sweden, send something good again like you used to
Christian Kelly
I dont think i've ever seen a eurovision song i've actually liked very much.
Mason Brown
Agreed, they are probably the best Turkish entry I have ever heard
Another favorite of mine is Israel in 2008
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Lincoln Morris
Can I get a gif/webm of him doing the dance with monkey?
Juan Smith
What about Lordi? Or ABBA? Or Dschinghis Khan?
Nathan Jones
LET RUSSIA PARTICIPATE, REEEEEEE
Eurovision is shit tbqh. I don't know how bad your taste should be to listen this garbage.
And Russia usually sends it's worst pieces of """music""" here. Dima Bilan, Sergey lazarev... Utter shit.
Oliver Hughes
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This is probably my favourite Eurovision entry I can remember. Good mix of pop and ethnic music. Much better than they crap they won with in 2011.
Ethan Thomas
A decent song, but the fact that some 15 year old is going to sing to me about profound love kills the realism
No, I had forgotten Turkey sent this one, another song I liked
Connor Price
That hip game
Zachary Brooks
meh
Elijah Edwards
Who could forget Russia's beautiful entry in 2015
Wyatt Butler
Samuel Baker
Sax guy is coming back for Moldova this year right?
Cameron Torres
Estonia
Grayson Williams
Lincoln Wright
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How on earth didn't this win?
William Turner
Because this did
William Jackson
Patrician italian songs that were robbed of the title:
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Andrew Jenkins
That first one is really famous though.