I have spent the last 5 years of my life masturbating to My little pony, and my attraction towards cartoon horses won't go away.
I thought it would disappeared as I grew up, but I am 22 now and it's still as strong as ever. I've had sex with women, and it was alright, but IRL women just don't get me as hard as cute ponies.
What do I do? VR Pony porn won't be a thing until 20 years from now, probably.
an hero
BBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFTTTT
I don't want to die yet, I am not even depressed.
Please post some of your favorite pony porn.
not for you, for us
>Please get banned
I don't care about you
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dude, you're jerking it to fucking cartoon ponies. think about that. that's your life. just... wow.
No porn/no fap is your best bet. After several weeks of this, your attraction to women will increase. I doubt your attraction to ponies will ever go away, so an avoidance strategy is best.
>Make 100k a year
>Semi chad
>Healthy
>Ride bikes
Yeah, it's a horrible life
>tfw when the people masturbating to scat, futa, tranny, bbc and child pornography are telling you to kill yourself because you like pony porn
But I don't want to avoid it, I'll probably just find a girl that's into roleplaying as Fluttershy so I can fuck her tight horsepussy while she makes cute noises
I just secretly jerk off now and again to coloured talking horses fucking while my wife sleeps. She doesn't know a thing
My man
Best way to cope with mental issues is lie about it and ignore them
I thought it was bad I have a fart fetish
At least my thing is in real life
You need jesus
Unless masturbating to pony porn is affecting your life on a serious, negative way, calling it a mental illness is kinda silly.
I will marry a furry or brony girl though, for sure.
AnimatedJames, please leave this thread.
Idk man I'm glad mines not real
More of a sarcastic funny haha thing I was doing there
Maybe it's time to for you to ask your wife to wear pony socks, tails and cute pony ears, pal. Who knows, she might be into it.
She wears regular long stockings and a butt plug. S'about as close as I can get.
She already knows I am (was in her case) into that shit and she doesn't agree with it
>she doesn't agree with it
I'll have sex with pegasisters to honor your suffering.
I will no longer suffer with a promise like that
Suicide is never not the answer.
An hero is never always not the answer
I am dying sooner or later anyway, might as well put the fetish to full use. It's not like it harms anyone.
Do nothing, keep doing what your doing. I'm sure you will get bored of it and eventually move on.
If not, I recommend trying moving around other categories like fur, scale, loli, X or good ol fashioned non animated porn.
Fingers crossed Kurzweil is actually right about his predictions of the future of technology, so both me and him might fuck our waifus on Hyper VR.
Neck yourself faggot, kek what a basement dwelling cronic masturbating my little poney homo.
I want to stick my dick in both of their assholes at the same time.
user passerby here. That's not even that bad.
I'd say your reaction sets off some newfag alarms.
That's actually not too bad a solution.
Hahaha
>jerk off to horses
>fucked a woman
Liar
All you got to do is play the waiting game. To be honest your doing nothing wrong here, every person has their fetish/kink. I like feet, you might find that gross but hey that's my shit. Go indulge yourself.
It's true, and it was pretty alright both the leading up to the sex by hanging out, kissing, holding hands, making her laugh..etc and the sex, but at the end of the day, pony porn just cannot be replaced.
Something about this horses sparks more than just sexual desire, it's a catalyst for your imagination to run wild into a better world.
Second
Somehow I don't believe you on any of those
One wonders if Quantum cocks might be a thing in the distant future.
Okay, it's only 70k a year.
I had the same problem with anime. And it won't necessarily just go away, as I had a boner for drawn asses until I was a lot older than you. It came to a point where I preferred drawn women, and that's just retarded. The solution is to stop looking at pony porn, and just stop fuckin watching ponies altogether, and while you're at it, anime too.... and minimize your porn watching as well. It might be hard at first, but after a few years you'll be like.... wtf, I used to be obsessed with fucking ponies? God I was retarded. Focus on real women ffs.
anymore pictures of these hoes
sauce she cute af
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Thank fuck my chick is a fur fag. Sucks to be you dude.
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or he whathefuckingever
>he
kek