India 189 v Australia 89/2 (48.5 ov)
>Cuckner
>Meme Shit
>Poopeelia
West Indies v England (09:30 local | 13:30 GMT | 00:30 AEDT 1d | 00:00 ACDT 1d | 21:30 AWST)
NZ Women 270/9 v Aus Women 273/5 (49.2/50 ov, target 271) Aus Women won by 5 wickets (with 4 balls remaining)
Zalmi v Quetta Glad (19:30 local | 14:30 GMT | 01:30 AEDT 1d | 01:00 ACDT 1d | 22:30 AWST)
Eagles v Tuskers
Mountaineers 270/3 (85.2 ov) v Rhinos
Is Matthew Hayden obsessed with food
He reckons he's a chef these days
>This run rate
Unironically dead from boredom lads
Mate, he's a tru blu Queenslander, he'll peel you 50 prawns in a minute and even leave the poopline in
Back to /nrl/
>test "cricket"
Unironically dead from boredom lads
At what point did you realise India are ahead in this match?
>ywn be watson
Indian stadiums always look like they're ready to collapse at a moments notice.
This Renshaw faggot should be dropped, what a disgustingly low run rate
*yawn*
When does the Big Based Bash start lads?
>literally 10 runs in the past hour
dont think this semen slurping sport is for me tbqh
is this what being a white man in a brown country is like?
yeah m8 ama
reckon if I went on exchange to india for a semester I could find a brown cricket watching gf to bring back with me?
>and even leave the poopline in
There is no reason to get rid of it
Lads crocodile Dundee is on my telly
Found a cool meme on r/cricket lads
just nail up a few flyers here and there saying you'll give them a visa and they'll be on you like flies on shit
Maybe if shes an orphan
When I saw the pitch. Honestly fucking retarded that they're allowed to prepare pitches like this for an international game.
maybe you should post there for a bit
You are a strange lot. Poopline is disgusting, only way I can eat it is to cover it in sauces
cuckbourne detected
what the fuck is wrong with Matthew Hayden
SMILE AND WAVE BOYS
I frequently copy paste clever or funny things I see here onto the r/cricket livefeed and get about 4-10 karma each time, which is pretty good because there's a lot of commenters on such an active community
>dead silence afterwards
>eating sea insects
fucking aussies.
I'm a New South Welshman, you're just a princess regardless of location
Shaun is looking settled
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thanks for this insight mate
the collapse is here
I want a paki gf instead
even the fours are boring
Would you rather watch Renshaw make another 89 runs or go to hell?
Rate my pun lads
Shaun of the Dead career Marsh
bit long but I like it
I'd settle for any qt that watches the cricket
Shaun Darsh is superior
the absolute state of you when he scores an elite triple century today
really isn't
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got some tidy figures today lads
Is this the fabled triple century partnership lads?
Why did you only get 2 overs?
Is Paul hogan the marlon Brando of Australian cinema?
based daniel
thoughts on pissrat's objective failure?
Nah he's not a fat wog
shit gets wickets
2/8 were my best ever figures when I got a call up to the 2nd XI at school
Post your averages lads:
Bowling average: 25.20
Batting average: 2.67
Fuck off it was better without you here
Hahaha, that was me at 14
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You try batting on some dodgy Scottish public park wicket in the middle of April
Genuinely haven't played sport since I was 14
yeah we've seen the edge a thousand times
First time playing this team (got promoted) and captain didn't seem to trust me
It's pretty amusing
First one was a good ball for a c&b but the second was the #10 missing a full toss so yeah was pretty shit. Not as shit as our captain getting a 4-for of nothing but catches at long on from full tosses. The opposition were slogging to set a target in the 3rd.
Dw I'll leave now, thought would just be a laugh. Good to see you guys going strong without me
xoxo
I just play a bit of social golf and tennis, I'm far too shit for anything competitive
fuck off danny
>I'll leave now
It's exceedingly obvious that you never actually left
I stopped when I was 17
really want to go down to the nets for a bowl lads but I know there will be manlet chinks playing basketball on the court next to them and they'll put me off
why are chinks so shit at assimilating?
based renshaw
based fucking renshaw
Is it actually pronounced "Poo-Nay" or do they just not want to say "Poon" on TV?
based handsome fucking renshaw
based handsome elite fucking renshaw
based handsome elite fucking renshaw
They're intelligent academically but not socially, which makes them prone to autism/weirdness
based handsome well-hung legend in making renshaw
true
Australia's Brave Renshaw
>His father, a university sports scientist who moved around for work, bought the DVD box set of the 2005 Ashes, which a young Renshaw watched, thinking that one day he might like to play for England.
>tfw flatmate is a Chinese accountant and I'm more autistic than him
keek
Australia steals young english boy
Watshit is one awkward fuck
>Legends of Cricket
>Ian Healy, Max Walker and Henry Olonga
really scraping the bottom of the barrel lads
>goes on to be the next Bill Lawry
LOL
think The Big Short was my favourite of 2016 lads
2015 I mean
hate to break it to ya but that came out in 2015 moite
that leave tho
hope mum's making something good for dinner
nandos on the menu over here
Had a toasted cheese sammy for dindins
>yfw renshaw* 100 (400)
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good looking food
Yadav would be good if he were a foot taller
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He'll get to 92 and someone in commentary will mention how unlucky it would be to get out in the 90s
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fuck me
got too cocky
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