I've got a gun in my hand but that gun won't cock

I've got a gun in my hand but that gun won't cock

Wat do Sup Forums
Please end my suffering

Instead of cocking your handgun, why don't you hand me your cockgun?

then just pull the action back to load a round in the barrel and have a nice trip, faggot

Instead of handing your cock, why don't you gun me your handcock?

Take it to a gunsmith. They'll surely fix it.

It's a sign from Jesus

>being such a beta even a gun suffers from erectile dysfunction in your hands
OP you better end yourself.

Go to /k/, they'll tell you how to fix it

Is your finger on the trigger but the trigger seems locked?

Instead of killing yourself like a pussy, have you considered getting into a really dangerous hobby? Highrise tightrope walking, motorcycle stuntdriver, female boxer?

Hahahaha!!!

How the fuck did you know that?

suicidal the world is your oister meme
go do something fuckin nuts

I know it hurts
Stick in there OP

Can you also not stop staring at the clock?

I know what's in your head man, and even if you could I know you'd never give up.

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You're all a bunch of fucking idiots. Except OP

I'm amused. Good one.

Well, you know I'll do whatever it takes to move this empty life along.

liek succ penis???

Shit, I don't need a reason to do that, my dude.

Can you not stop staring at the tick tock clock?

Fieldstrip it and give it a nice oiling.

I already got that one, dude, pick another.

Damnit.

Too many threads going.

Sorry for killing your thread dude. It was good while it lasted.