You wake up naked in the middle of some forrest

>You wake up naked in the middle of some forrest

>Hours pass and you continue to walk in circles

>All of the sudden you see this waking towards you

What do you do?

ask for directions what else you faggot

shit, its swamp thing.. and i'd run

bite my lip and quietly push back the tears as she proceeds to rape me

Check my map because I'm obviously going in circles.

Wonder why she's so dirty, then avoid her and make a shelter.
Refuse to allow her inside because no girls allowed
Piss on everything that is mine as it will repel her
After I've claimed my territory, do what I want when I want, fuck going home.

Eyyooo

prepare for death by snu snu

Make jungle love, get a UTI, rescue chopper locates me via screams of pain from pissing.

> Try to awkward smalltalk her.
>Tell her I have to leave because I have a lot of work to do.
>leave and try not to walk too fast as I do.
>Sit on a dead tree and think about how I'm going to get food.
>Regret not having the chick around at night while trying to fall asleep under a bunch of tree leaves.

"Hey, theres a river down that-a-ways. Fucking clean yourself I can see the poo nuggets rolling down your leg.Filthy nigger"

"I've been walking circles apparently and you've been watching me. Help me get the fuck out of here."

Bri Drake btw

She looks yummy i would kill her an cook her i dont know when i might see some quality flesh

Move my wallet into and inside pocket.

I'd want to rape her but im too much of a pussy. Shes have to be passed out

Its a nigger. Shoot her

Find the difference

fuck off - last thing i need is a dependent

attacc!

topkek

Racists are so sad.

Are you parents still together?

SO funny.....not

Kys nigger. Gtfo Sup Forums.

> Unironically using the word racist on Sup Forums
Newfag

Fuck that noise. I've seen enough shitty movies to know that this is the beginning of situation that ends with me dying while the savage negro tribe eats me.

Fortunately like a good white person I carry my balanced financial portfolio up my anus, and I know that niggers fear anything that might possibly involve a job, so I'll wave my feces ridden statements around as they hiss and sink back into the darkness lest they might come too close to balances sheets and other white man voodoo that their primitive minds don't understand. In the end I will walk free because the negro tribe will have equated my otherwordly magic with employment.

hang her because she is a nigger

360, as always