Ok so this hottie just sat down beside me Sup Forums, What should i do?

Ok so this hottie just sat down beside me Sup Forums, What should i do?

take out your penis and fap furiously at her

Say " hey cuttie! You look fine."

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Im shy af

You will probably never see her again. Go for it!

Step out of your comfort zone faggot

Just speak to her and say something along the lines of "Hey there beautiful"

And show us her face!

"Hey which MacBook model is that? I've been thinking about getting one."

That'd be my approach

Place your fedora really close to her and if she notices say something like "excuse me m'lady, but I thought I hat a chance"

Just make a little small talk. Something funny that's relatable to you both. Non sexual in any way and not too much eye contact until you get a good response from her. Then quit it and see if she continues the small talk. If not then that's enough, if so then continue non sexual small talk with humor. Goal is to make her laugh

"Excuse me? I was just wondering - are you familiar with Sup Forumsrandom?

Come on man!!

RAPE

Not this. This isn't a bar. She's here for seriousness

What you shouldn't do is pull out your phone and snap a pic to upload to a Taiwanese Cross-stitching Forum.

"My asshole became less itchy as I noticed you"

are you wearing shorts or what? why can i see your knee?

wtf, where should those people meet who does not end up in bars every weekend?

MOAR

No, if you don't have apple then it means you're poor and retarded. If you do have apple then you have something in common to talk about. Like the awesome new iPhone x. Ask what she thinks if she seen it yet

Cum shark her and post video

She's obviously into you
Nothing to do now but sweat nervously and try not to fart

I'm wearing nothing at all. I start sweating all over if a girl is close and my clothes should be still good for tomorrow, so I took them off

When a girl is at a bar then she's looking for cock. When at school she's looking for cock as well but she's at school so business first, cock later. Women's brains are retarded and you have to be half scientists half psychologist to figure their shit out

Kek

Dubs demands.

KEK

Pull down her shirt and send pics

If you're looking for a quick fuck, the bar is the place to be. Never look for your future wife in a bar.
If you're trying to find a serious woman for a serious relationship, places like the grocery store or a book store are actually really good places. "Hey beautiful can I buy you a book" can work if you're not a total creep

This.
Yeah im wearing shorts, Its hot af in Sweden these Times

Fuck this was great, ill fucking do it bro

Don't talk to me. I'm not the person who needs explaining

so you say something, get a fucking phone number and meet up later.
Anything goes. just get her to smile twice and ask for a number. boom.

Put ur hand on her leg

Kek i was farting af until she got here

WHy the fuck would you ask what do when you know exactly what do. talk to her like a normal human being

>hot af in Sweden these Times
So that's like what, 40° Fahrenheit?

No dumbass, he means OP shouldn't say that. Hell, if OP can get over his shyness he could be alpha as fuck and say "Hey, I thought you seemed like a cool person, and I really wanted to meet you, I'm user." Remember to smile and actually be nice.

She's got a MacBook, I'd ask what this user suggested with a caveat about the new iPhone. Ask for her recommendations, Or some bullshit, honestly if you can connect with her, and you're feeling bold, ask for her number be like "This was cool, I gotta run lemme get your number and let's get coffee or lunch." Also, when she gives you her number repeat it back with an off number, so if she corrects you it's legit.

All in all, OP just use common sense and don't be creepy. It's honestly not hard to not be creepy, just keep enough space, like an arms length away and relax. Just don't make sex or rape jokes ffs.

ask here were the zip up came from, hard to find them with metal zippers my nigga

Nigga pls stop talking to me. I know how to get pussy. I'm trying to help OP. respond to him. Are you fucking new here? Summer is over. Get off

Im at a Airport resturant, fuck she just left, ill just Google some porn that looks like her and go jerk off in the toilet.

Beta fag

There goes your future wife

fucking scientist in here, ah?
aye :D
kys

The airport is he perfect place to meet someone new. Run after her! At least exchange numbers

Tip your fedora

>"MA'AM! MA'AM! YOU FORGOT MY NUMBER!"

Im at a Airport resturant, fuck she just left, ill just Google some porn that looks like her and go jerk off in the toilet.You guys are really cool, next time ill fucking do this, i Never talk to random girls unless im drunk.

Yea man if it works, you can throw a compliment in there. Like the shirt she is wearing. Tell her it's trippy af but wasn't really staring too hard or being creepy about it. This is wizard level compliment. Got to do it so it's funny and not gross at the same time. Girls wear things and do things different each day to see how many compliments they can fish. It makes their self esteem jump for s moment. Compliments and humor, no sex talk. She'll be fucking your brains out in no time. God speed OP I hope you don't look half as autistic as you sound

KEK sounds about right Sup Forumstard.

The best advice is to never ask b for dating advice.

It's good practice OP. Next time you'll feel less retarded but probably shit yourself. You'll get there.

Kinda wanna Upload a pic of myself just to show you i dont look autistic, but i could get in fucking trouble if someone recognizes me.

Bro is this some shit you base on experience or not be honest.

I used to fuck quite a lot but as I grow up I've became so fucking socially awkward its beyond fucking belief. Especially the last two years. Last time was like 6 months ago. I need some tactics that has instant effect on starting a conversation at least. Tricks.clever shit, you know?

Sneak a clorophorm rag out and cover her face when no one is looking and take her to your car lol

I'll take your word for it. Post dick instead. I'll let u know how long you're gonna last in a relationship if you actually can not be autistic for 10 minutes to trick some lady thinking you're normal
>no homo

just kill yourself

This train of thought has always worked for me. Best place to meet chicks is in a common ground where they feel comfortable. I worked in a grocery store. Best place every to meet girls. Employees and customers. Get to know them as employee friends first. Get a feel if they are dissatisfied with current BF then make being with you at work more pleasant then her being with him at home. Total mental assassination user. Like I said before I'm level 44 wizard

dubs of truth

commend her on her posture.

duly noted. cheers

...cont...the real trick is to keep it as non sexual as possible. Eventually they will bring it to that sexual level and that's when you know you have the ok. Let them decide. Before you know it they will be rubbing their tits and ass on you by accident. True story. I'm very anti social but very crafty, do I learned the less sexual you convo with a girl, the more they will want it from you. Don't ask me to explain this but it's true

good stuff man, thanks.