If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

>If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

>If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

>*dabs*

What exactly is your "best", nigger?

who you calling nigger bitch?!?!

Mouyes needs to sell this meme dabber immediately. He a fucking shit.

Complete choke artist

How is he going to sell him immediately if the market is not open?

Well chuck him on the bench. Let him dab from there. Making us draw to Mememouth

Reminder that he never won the Champions League despite playing in recurrent CL winners

and psg will win it this year

Nice meme

Remember when everyone said United would win the league at the start of the season?
>muh Mourinho
>muh Ibra
>muh dabman
>muh Mkitariyan
>muh Rashford
>muh Martial
kek

they need a couple of years to get settled you idiot
in 2019/2020 they will be unstoppable

They'll have to sell one of Martial, Pogba or Mki to stay within FFP. That's why they sold Di Maria after a year.

The absolute state of this post

>not knowing about how clubs sneakily write off debts by selling their players before their contract expire

Fucking plebian.

Mourinhos don't do well in the first season, you often need to wait unitl the 2nd year see results and then the third when Mourinho implodes on himself due to sheer autism

It's not a meme, it's a prophecy

why would they spend 100 gorillion on 1 fucking player when they have such a weak squad, pogba should have been bought like 2 years from now if they wanted him, i'll never understand uniteds transfer shenanigans

>implying it's not another episode of real madrid getting lucky with the shittiest team and ends up winning the title 2-1 by a ramos header against atletico in the last minute

yeah no

Won't even get by shmarca

>lucky
Hot-balled, mate

I mean Im madrid fan and all but you can't deny that the draw was on our side the whole time

>this post
He won the league title in his first season on three different occasions at top-flight clubs. What are you talking about?

What is the deal with Atletico Madrid?

>Atletico beats every strong team in the CL in the way to the final
>Real only gets weak teams in the way to the final
>Atletico loses to Real

Sure, one of the times, they were refballed pretty hard.
But do they have some kind of problem with Real Madrid?

he is 100% right, mourinho has 3 steps in his master plan
1. buy the bus
2. park the bus
3. crash the bus
repeat until u run out of big clubs to go to

yeah they choke

He only had 3rd season problems twice. And in one of them, because Casillas preferred being friends with Xavi to beating Barcelona.

But why do they have to always specifically choke to Real?

I will let you choke on my average sized cock and call me daddy

fake madrid is scripted to lose to real madrid DUH

just like the pats were scripted to make a comeback and how barcelona is scriped to come back from being 5-0 down (psg will score on early)

wake up sheeple

Mouyes won't be there by then, he will be sacked or quit, use still stink, nothing has changed. Mouyes doesn't try to win big games just wants a point, always thinks he can beat the shite, can't beat the shite, game plan over.

Athleticism. Ironically Atletico are not as athletic as RM

Damn, son, you're an absolute mongoloid. I'll pray for you.

But Atletico have lost one league Derby between 13/14 and now

Tbf United lost so many chances to go upwards im feeling bad them.
They dont lose any game but its still draws that are keeping them down.
Bournemouth, Hull, Stoke, Liverpoolx2, Arsenal, Everton, West Ham, Burnley.
Stupid draws, the Everton one could be avoided, yesterday too if they didnt put fucking LINGARD AGAIN.