WHAT THE FUCK!!! I JUST PAYED A ESCORT TO COME AT MY HOUSE AND WE FUCKED...

WHAT THE FUCK!!! I JUST PAYED A ESCORT TO COME AT MY HOUSE AND WE FUCKED, BUT IT WAS NOT LIKE HOW PEOPLE DISCRIBE IT WHAT THE FUCK.. I PAYED 100 EURO AND I CAME I 2 MIN THAN SHE LEFT. IS THAT SEX????!!!!

For you it is

pretty much yeah

topkek

WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS NOT A VIRGIN BEFOR THAT. I HAD SEX 2 TIMES BEFOR WITH MY GIRLFRIEND BUT THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Fell for the Nofap meme and then decided to treat himself to sex.

I FAPED THE NIGHT BEFOR SO NO I DID NOT FALL FOR IT

Not realizing you are supposed to fap 30 minutes before fap therefore you fell for the Nofap meme congratz you played yourself and wasted 100$.

When you bust a nut with some bitch who is fucking you for free is that sex?

If so, then yes nigger, you just had sex with a whore. Congrats. Now go get a fucking HIV test because you're probably going to end up like Steve Jobs.

I USED CONDOM

>he fell for the safe sex meme

> I fapped the night before
> I didn't fall for it
That's where your wrong buddy

I usually fuck for a few hours before I choose to release.

You paid a for at least 30mins and you barely use 10% of your time... why?

Like paying for a movie ticket and you walk out satisfied after the intro...

tell me more..
.. about
.. your house.

Sounds like you should have only paid for 15 minutes there one pump
>tfw you have to pay for two hours since they get pissed at you for taking two hours to come

Condoms don't protect against HIV bud...

Massive KEk

Next time pay for a full hour
>2 mins sex
>58 mins she cradles you while you cry in her arms
She wouldn't be doing her job if she didn't

Died! Funny motherfucker you. Great gotdamn fuckin analogy

>2017

SHE WAS UGLY AND I DONT LIVE ALONE I LIVE WITH PEOPLE. BUT I ASKED HER AFTER CUMMING IF THATS ALL SHE SAID YES AND STOPPED, CLEANED HER PUSSY AND I LET HER OUT. WTF I DID NOT EVEN ENJOY HER BLOW JOB. SHE WANTED TO SUCK ME WITHOUT CONDOM BUT THAN I STOPPED HER AND SAID WITH CONDOM. I FEEL NOTHING BRO, I FEEL NOTHING...! THAN I ASKED HER IF SHES CLEAN TO SUCK ME WITHOUT IT SHE SAID NO. I EVEN TRY TO PUSH HER HEAD WHEN SUCKING SHE SAYS NO DONT DO THAT. FUCKING WITH CONDOM IS BULLSHIT AND YOU FEEL NOTHING AT ALL!!

> blowjob with condom?
what?

HER TEETH ARE FUCKED UP AND BAD I COULD NOT TAKE THE RISK

You are, without a doubt, the epitome of beta males.

AND RISK A DECEASE NO THANKS FAGGIT!!

bud turn off caps pls

Oral transmitted deceases are rare. If a girl don't do a bbbj I don't hire her. Few let you finish in their mouth though.

Also ask for multiple shots on goal next time. Might need an hour though to get that.

Then why did you hire some filthy uggo off the streets?

Then don't have sex with whores, dude.

you're an idiot lol

So i did wrong not letting her suck me without condom??

Correct.
I've had the nasty chicks blow me many times no problems. Now sticking it in their cunt or butt without a rubber..... you got to know the girl well and she gets tested a bunch.