Best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
Best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
drive into lake
>Best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
well, the first thing you want to do is post this question and leave a digital trail which any good insurance investigator is going to unearth in short order.
GOOD THINKING OP
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Is that an Australian pizza?
Buy a gun, go into some niggerland, call someone a nigger and make sure the nigger is really mad
Then you take your gun, pretend to be a retard and trow it to his ape feet, get shot and die
well, if you disregard the countless sites that store all the shit posted here.. then sure they don't last long.
you won't fool St. Peter you know.
go try and choke a whale to death
Cigarette
Water poison
Help me
get fucked by a horse
This.
Announce loudly
>mom, I stink so i have to take a bath. but I'm also very hungry. I will make some toast while sitting in the bathtub. But don't worry mom, I will be very careful.
But here comes the tricky part. You won't be careful. Everybody will think that you were very careful, and will think that you died accidentally.
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love it
get bit by a scorpion that attacked you whilst eating scorpion pizza
Kek
Get really drunk and drive yourself into a retaining wall or something. It will be blamed on the alcohol. But whatever you do, do NOT use another car and driver with this method. It's okay to kill yourself but don't involve someone else like an asshole.
Choke on pizza
haven't seen this gif in quite a while but still funny. I hope nobody actually attemped this though.
I think the retarded baby fetal alcohol syndrome meant to say water is a better filter than carbon