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how old are you?

>implying you get enough pussy to be picky

INTERNET-INDUCED AUTISM

>being this beta

I lold nice dubs, Brodie.

Are you retarded?

I have never seen a vagina in real life: the post.

Also, stale pasta is stale. Have some sage.

oh look its another virgin being an absolute autist about women on the internet...

nice dubs of truth.

This is seen at the most perfect vag.. and people wonder why loli is becoming more popular

Totally untrue.my 12yr old daughter has a large beef pussy as her mother.it's genetic dude.like hair color

I fucking love perfect, shaved, cameltoe pussies. If I have any fetishes, they are definitely mine. Fuck all that hot candle wax and bondage shit. I'm simple. Show me a smooth pussy and I'm impressed.

Kek, OP has never seen any of these in real life, and never will.

Pretty boring to look at though. It's just a line basically.

My virgin detector is off the scale. It doesn't work that way OP, there are natural innies and outies. Yes, there are busted up vaginas from childbirth for sure but fucking doesn't cause labial calluses. If that were the case, the same would apply to men, floppy knobs and sagging forseskins (doesn't apply to yids or amerifags obviously) it's time to get some vagina you pussies

That's where it whole thing comes into play about it being my thing, ya know? It might not be for everybody. A spread pussy is just a series of squiggly lines. Tits are just round sacks of fat. Of course it sounds boring if you explain them in such terms like that.

Discuss what? Your obvious virginity?
Also this. I don't get enough to be picky either, but I apparently get more than OP.

Worse propaganda than the blacked and dick size threads. Vaginas comes in many different styles just like dicks. If I have a super long dick does that mean it's extended from years of fucking. No. Same answer here. You faggots will say anything to rustle each others jimmies.

Bro you'll be glad if you get a chick with big labia, it's like a third hand jerking off the part of your cock that's not inside her. That's when you learn what love is

Tell me more about your daughters Roastie... How's it taste?

All of this. Shitty bait made by uneducated kids.

>wut u meen ids her genes? she naked bro

/thread

Horseshit! Biggest slut I ever fucked had a twat like the tight little one on the left while the most innocent had a roast beef sammitch like the one on the right. Just like you have a tiny dick and I have a great big one. It's all in how mother nature doles out the parts.

I've fucked women with children who had beautiful tight innies.

op you're fucking retarded and probably 14.

Yes but what did the women have

Ehh that's that silicon injection snatch.

Kek who even cares about them amirite?

Virgin, the post.

It's fucking genetic dude. Pussies only get worn out after having like 3 or more kids

Anyone who believes this is an underage faggot

thats not a fetish thats a preference you fucking poop

not true, pussys are random just like dicks, some are big some are small, some have lips, some dont
lips aint bad, nice to suck on tbh

dicks have lips?

roast beef flaps are just a deflated ball sack

>My ideal partner has to have an exact type of labia present in a very small minority of women

Good luck out there in the real world, little guy.

agreed. my gf has a nice camel toe pussy but she also has a little bit of lips to suck on.

I love eating her out I wish she would suck my dick a little more sometimes though...

this girl got mad she blown out like a flat tire

Jesus, some of you guys will never understand this, will you?

I've fucked prudes with huge beef curtains and sluts with perfect innies.

There is literally no correlation here. It's all a matter of genetics, nothing else.

Does your dick get longer the more times you fuck? No, it does not.

this user is right. The only thing that really effects a snatch is giving birth and even then its not noticeable until after about 2 or 3 kids I would bet most of the guys on here who talk shit about blown out pussies have not been in one

They are not pretty to look at but does not mean they have rode the cock carousal my friends girlfriend got mondo labia surgery when she was like 14 before she even had sex lol

>t. roasties

>aussies think cunts look like that

40 yr old here

fucked women that have had kids vaginally. there is a huge difference......

my dick is average at best & a few have said it was painful. 1 "mom" I fucked was like fucking a glass of water. she had to give me a hand job for me to blast.

Except that I'm a dude

>40 yr old

You meant 14,right?

that's why you fuck her in the ass

if you gotta ask, the answer will probably be no

That's why you just do it

>You meant 14,right?

Nah. I'm 40, too.

Tinder is great for older guys.

no, 40

wife had 3 kids, but all were C-sections luckily for me......

Again, if you had more experience you'd know this isn't true.

Some childless women have loose vaginas.

Childbirth does loosen the vagina, though it will eventually regain its earlier form.

Source: I've had sex with more women than you.

I've never fucked a mom, thankfully.

I've been with some non-moms with huge vaginas, though, and it's not like I'm small.

The best pussies I've ever had was a 21 year old virgin who must've done kegels or something, because she could grab my dick so hard with it that I couldn't pull out.

Also, a 23 year old Russian Jew who had the tightest box I've ever met. The last time we banged (which was years ago) she had cum multiple times and was pleading with me to pull out and cum in her mouth, but I just couldn't stop fucking that sweet pussy.

Damn.

dude have you been with or seen porn with women that are into huge objects & stretching? & how easily they go in? those vaginas will never "regain its earlier form"

as for the childbirth ones, obviously the doc can stitch em back together if needed to get it back to normal...

Rebeca Linares
Well known pornstar
Also apparently a virgin according to OP

>dude have you been with or seen porn with women that are into huge objects & stretching?

These are outliers adn should not be counted.

You'll literally never find a girl like that unless you specifically go looking for it or get mad unlucky.

My standards are way too high. I've dumped a chick for having freaky looking pinky toes before and I'm not a foot fag. If she drops the panties and she has meat curtains, I might finger blast her to be polite, then find a reason to leave and loose her phone number. Its not about the mileage either, I've seen virgins with batwings hanging out the pussy, and complete whores in their 30s with cunts that belong on preteens.

You have a way with words, user.

>I might finger blast her to be polite

I find all vaginas visually appealing. Almost all, anyway. If I don't then there's something wrong. But yeah I never got why the roast beef bothers some guys so much.

>I find all vaginas visually appealing. Almost all, anyway.

How old are you? This is a rare point of view among the children here.

36

Seeing as how the left image is cp, it is of course low mileage.

Seinfeld?

>is a child
>calls other people children

If you don't want to fuck a girl based on how big her labia is then you may not be heterosexual

at this point I would rather titty fuck a chick than stick it in another droopy vag.

Do tell

>is a child

I'm 40 years old, user.

I wish to hell I was still a kid.

those r both pretty, faggot

I turned 40 this month.... not thrilled about it.

>be me
>say that piss flaps are a sign of being a whore who fucks constantly
>literal roasties attack me saying such things as
"Nuh uh, some women are b-born that way"
>and
"I'm totally not a woman, but its g-genetics, not a sign of being a whore..."
>thats cute, seeing as out of every mammal species on the planet that has a vagina, human women are the only ones that fuck the most and they seem to be the only ones with piss flaps...
>hmmm...
>never seen a dog with piss flaps...
>never seen a horse with piss flaps...
>never seen an ape with piss flaps...
>etc etc...
>why is that?
"..."
"..."
"..."
"FUCK YOU, YOU MISOGYNIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>I turned 40 this month.... not thrilled about it.

Tell me about it. I've been seeing this amazing 21 year old I met on tinder and I fucking love her, but she lives at home with her religious mother and refuses to date me officially. Mom thinks I'm too old.

But I'm on fucking Sup Forums how old could I really be at heart?

this guy gets it!

>never seen an ape with piss flaps...

You're not looking hard enough. Most primates have fucking disgusting looking vaginas.

good for you!

I'm jerking off in my car in parking lots because I don't want to go home to my wife & kids.

Asian wife's pussy
Is this low or high mileage according OPs theory?

low, looks to be a virgin

Ugly? Sure. Piss flaps? No.

>ITT: virgins who never seen a pussy in their lives

Uhoh, you broke her with your giant cock! OP was right all along!

>seeing as out of every mammal species on the planet that has a vagina, human women are the only ones that fuck the most
dolphins
apes
rabbits
>never seen an ape with piss flaps...
protip: humans

its as if its characteristic to humanity, not amount of sex.
Your world will fall in ruins, if u find a virgin has an outie

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Virgin detected

>Your world will fall in ruins, if u find a virgin has an outie
No one will ever find that unicorn.

id lick that little pearl

more

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moar!

ITT: pedos and teens

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foreskin u nigger

do you realize that the left one is a child pussy, do you?

also, I've personally seen a 8yr girl with a pussy almost like the right one

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ITT: Roasties going full damage control calling everyone who don't like their wore out high mileage pissflaps "pedos"

not a bitch

That's a postop trans pussy.

Jesus this virgin misinformation is just cringeworthy.

Prefer the innie for aesthetic reasons, but there's no evidence that you get flaps from riding dick. However it does start to look beaten and bruised.

no u