WWYD if you were in a club taking a piss and this guy walked up behind you, unzipped, and started pissing against the back of your legs?
WWYD if you were in a club taking a piss and this guy walked up behind you, unzipped...
Joshua Lopez
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Joseph Torres
Piss in his eyes
Carson Price
Turn around and punch him square in the dick. No amount of gains are gonna keep him standing after that.
Joshua White
how could you turn around if you were in mid piss though?
Jackson Parker
>turn around and fight him
>get my ass beat
>earn his respect
>he buys me drinks all night
>he's mega rich and fucks mad bitches
>he takes me everywhere with him, we become best friends
>on our death beds, he's too weak to move
>I stumble over to him, and unzip my pants
>piss on him
>he smiles at me
>I smile back
>we die
Jace Hughes
This. Plus getting beat up with your pants down sounds like another Sunday afternoon for Sup Forums
Wyatt Mitchell
>doctor walks in
>smiles
>pisses on both of them
>dies
Nathaniel Davis
film it on my phone, cal the police, have him locked up.
While he's in prison impregnate his wife if he has one. Shit in his mother's mouth if not.
Jace Morales
>Police come in after piss/death scene is called in
>he comes in
>sees the pile of bodies
>pisses on them
>dies
Sebastian Price
Stab repeatedly.
Isaac Long
>mother of all the dead assailants including "you" in the original story
>they all scream and piss on themselves
>all the collective piss from everyonein the room fills up the room
>all the mom's drown in the peepee
Samuel Taylor
damn that got me good
fucking kek
and i guess... i`d turn 360 and piss on him
Aaron Flores
drop the fucker
Brayden Jenkins
Elbow to the face.
Oliver Turner
suck his dick
Nicholas Watson
Turn around and say "Hey Paul that's not friendship"
Gabriel Taylor
>call the cops
>press assault charges
One less degenerate on the streets.
Aiden Hall
Knock his dumb ass out, tie him up, he'd wake up to the site of my hairy ass about deposit a large log on his face, video, profit
Christian Scott
probably cut him like an angry drunk retard.
Oliver Howard
Pull out my .38 special and blow that punk's sumbitchin' kneecaps off! Ain't nobody pisses on the King and don't pay fer it! Yeah yeah. He'll git what's comin' to'm.
Jayden Evans
lol
Jack Roberts
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Xavier Scott
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Andrew Johnson
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Camden Hill
probably cry
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Ethan Morales
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Gavin Garcia
Honestly I would grab his dick and try to tear it off. I have grip strength comparable to a chimp so I might be successful.
Mason Anderson
whAt the fUck
Jayden Sullivan
turn around a touch dicks and pee in each others dick holes and scream "NO HOMO"
Liam Nelson
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Easton Adams
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Xavier Turner
Spin around and pee on him back while screaming with glee, "PEE FIGHT!"
Parker Stewart
Jesus Christ lol
Gabriel Rogers
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Robert Sanchez
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Asher Cook
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Dylan Bennett
Donkey kick him into next week. Hopefully with a direct hit to his dick.
Bonus: I'll then take home his whores and fuck them.
Parker Martin
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Colton Stewart
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Owen Lopez
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Matthew Hernandez
Turn and piss back. Have a giggle about it.
Elijah Jones
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Adam Lee
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Angel Sanders
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Christian Martinez
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Hunter Fisher
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Levi Gonzalez
>mass funeral
>undertaker starts to read
>turns to look at caskets
>smiles
>pisses on caskets
>dies
Carson Morgan
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Blake Martin
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John Cook
It's posts like these that remind me after all these years there's still a little bit of Sup Forums left
Justin Sullivan
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Daniel Davis
kick him in the dick with my cuck marten boots
Hudson Peterson
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Jaxon Morgan
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Cooper Phillips
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Wyatt Roberts
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Christopher Campbell
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Joshua White
Swifftly lift my right heel stratight into his testicals and burst them, then watch him writhe and vomit on the floor. Faggot.
Luis Powell
beat the cum out of his dick with the back of my throat.
Jason Morris
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David Walker
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Jaxson Evans
Turn back and said
>You know little cunt, i can lift a full-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
Owen Martin
>sees his tiny legs
>pick him up
>walk to nearby police station
>he gets charged for sexual assault
Asher Phillips
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Jaxon Cook
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Ayden Bennett
deepwater jew is probably the funniest thing i will see today, bye Sup Forumsros
Wyatt Robinson
Headbutt his faggy hipster face
Jose Gonzalez
I don't care how buff he is, I'm gonna yell something along the lines of "You motherfucker!" and start swinging.
Luis Morris
>lurking since 2007
I'm an oldfag, so yeah.
Logan Harris
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Brody Fisher
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Christian Cooper
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Daniel Gomez
Call the police of course. Then go home and eat a can of mustard sardines wondering why I ever went to a bar in the first place.
Jose Long
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Xavier Allen
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Eli Foster
Turn around, get on my knees, drink his piss, then suck his cock and swallow his load.
>say "thanks" and walk out.
Isaiah Brooks
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Mason Reyes
Rape his ass
David Collins
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Christian Diaz
I would either yell "what the fuck?!" look to see if it was an accident, if not either stab him or bite him in the face. if it was tell him he's paying for my shoes and my drinks if he doesn't want to turn this rape into a murder. then I'd rape him. and your mother will die in her sleep no immunities. Fag.
Caleb Brooks
beat his ass
Nolan Hernandez
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Jackson Garcia
Call him a nigger like pewds
Elijah Smith
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William Mitchell
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Dominic Young
Piss battle
Gavin Ross
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Wyatt Hughes
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Noah Peterson
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John Reed
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Isaac Reyes
Shes kinda hot who is she
Jason Martinez
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Zachary Hall
1 of Terry's whores..foget her ID
Juan Foster
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Chase Turner
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Jaxon Rogers
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Julian Bell
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Ayden Gomez
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Nolan Lee
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Gabriel Butler
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