You find these two dykes magically offered for legal sale for $5 apiece at a local yard sale

You find these two dykes magically offered for legal sale for $5 apiece at a local yard sale.

Do you buy them? If so, what do you use them for?

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They would do my yard work and other shit around the house in exchange for room and board...and obediently obeying my fetish...which is to make fat girls skinny and skinny girls fat.

yes.
immediately throw the fat one out of my house.
fuck the short haired one a few times.

I'd use the cow on the left for grazing/maintain my lawn as it's naturally meant for the the rooster would wake me up at the crack of morning. you'd have to be an autistic fuck tard to see something else

Interesting fetish. How skinny do you make the fatty, and vice versa?

Would be funny to force the fat one to crawl around naked on all fours grazing like a real cow (and actually dressed like a cowgirl?) while skinny is left outside naked and made to stand on one leg (maybe with a feather duster shoved up her ass) and crow at the break of dawn every morning.

they would have to masturbate with their skirts pulled up and their hand in their pants facing each other while i watched

I like the idea of random women (especially lesbians and feminists like these) suddenly becoming available for capture and resale without any warning ahead of time, allowing scenarios like this one to actually happen.

Women are just bought and sold on street corners and via Craiglist ads like dogs and cats are now.

I find myself entrance my the thoughts of how much grass she could inhale in a day... Like I'm a betting man so I want a stat sheet break down on hourly rates, The rooster would have a similar indepth chart

Would the cow be somehow reprogrammed to want or need to eat grass like a cow, or do you just watch her eat at gunpoint or something?

Also, what would the rooster's chart measure?

Cool idea these bitches being treated like science project animals.

oh she would enjoy her not wanting to eat the grass, and over a yearly period see the adjustment intake of grass, from small amounts to full inhalation

The rooster would need to practice the pitch of the voice, the length of the call. day day variations on the call due to the morning weather/forecast "she'd have to learn to predict it" She'd also be a weather vain... this is all befor we talk about the STRICT posture required to do these calls...

I love how the fat one is caught eating cake and the slim one looks like she's judging her for in

Give them two pickaxes made of smelted pennies, direct them to a random rock somewhere and ask them to mine for bitcoin.

Make the left record me and the right having sex.

The right girl doesn't even look bad. I would dick her a few times.

Fat one hucow, skinny one extreme vaginal stretching

Maybe fatty literally turned partially into a cow so that she's stuck resisting the urge to chew the grass - your charts can determine how much she's changing and giving in to her humiliating transformation by how much she eats, whole rooster is transformed either literally into a chicken girl, or partially into a metal weather vane installed on top of your house that never needs to be clothed or fed again.

hucow?

how is skiinny stretched?

I like the idea of them "transforming" into the animal slowly..... they'd resist the urge to do their duties but it'd become like a drug to them.... unable to resist it, fuck i want to see this bird in half metal/weather vane pose....

Also I'd want the rooster to transform bottom up, and the Cow top down... the entire transitioning process would take 3 or 4 years and be thoroughly documented

take the right one only, force her to grow her hair, then treat her well with frequent dickings until she is happy with her lot in life.

Safe to assume that the left one is forced to record the right one's brutal rape. I can't imagine she'd willingly let a man dick her, especially against her will AND in front of her friend.

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Holy fucking shit yes I'd buy them for $5 apiece.
Each of them could trivially earn more than that in a day.

As for use:

the fat one will do all the chores around the house by day and do scat prostitution at night for money.

The skinny one will be my target for sexual abuse by day and a prostitute at night.

Nothing will be harmed here because they both already hate men. The skinny one was probably abused by daddy-- great she'll already know the ropes for my purposes. The fat one probably is just deeply bitter about being a land whale but sucking down customers' turds should match right up with her self loathing and her otherwise gluttonous appetite. Not that it matters since they're never going to escape or earn their freedom.

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I especially love the idea of their transformations being like a slow cancer that gradually alters their bodies and behaviors over the course of years.

What cow parts and behaviors would fatty end up with, and what chicken parts and behaviors would skinny have?

I'm just curious about what everybody would rename them.

Fat one == "pig"
Skinny one == "wannabe boy" or just "wannabe" for short

Important question:

How are they presented for sale?

I'm assuming they angry and pissed off at just having been captured for resale (especially at such an insulting price), but should they be fully clothed? Naked?

Collared & leashed already? Standing? Caged?

I'd slowly starve the fat one by chaining her to my basement floor. Only giving her some raw kale and tap water and a shit bucket.

The skinny bitch I'd keep in a rape dungeon and use as a cum rag.

Cow girl's skin color would turn, the classic brown cow cause I don't accept niggers even in fantasy roleplay. Cow girl would also release methane at a astronomical rate, She would need milking daily and I also feel she would have a abnormally long tongue even for a Cow

Rooster girl would become metallic, almost robotic but would sound natural, She'd get a beak and the wattle (which would also be metallic). Rooster girl would have a full day of , she'd cluck at the ground it will intensify as the day draws out nearing the end of the day she'd look maddening compulsive maybe dangerous. Also know she'd be maintaining the weather vane pose cause the wind direction matters for her counter part to know where to graze upwind of me

It would be tempting to name fatty after a famous pig or cow.... "Petunia" or "Babe" or "Elsie", and maybe name the skinny one "Tracer", but it might be even more humiliating to give them completely random names like animal shelters do.

Fatty ends up being "Cupcake" and skinny ends up "Flattie" or something.

I imagine cow girl's voice would change to sound more cow than human, and while being milked she'd be grateful for the release of the milk I also think it'd be a good idea of rooster girl was powered by cow girls milks, It could be a drug and without it makes rooster girl aggressive/peck with ferocity

Teach left to pull a plow, sex with right

Bump to see cowgirl and rooster girl grow/mutate..... any more idea's?

Fatty's skin should gradually become white with black cowprint blotches all over, except for her tits and fat belly, which remain pink. Her breasts double in size and perpetually make hot fresh milk, with her nippes turning into large, soft white cow teats for easier milking.

Her hands and feet gradually turn into stiff, useless hooves, her legs become like those of a cow from the knee down and she loses the ability to walk upright with any ease, and she grows a cow's tail, ears and horns....a maaayybe a cow's nose?

Either way, she has difficulty speaking like a human, and desperately needs her new owner to milk, feed and bathe her, so she's very easily controlled now, even as she tries to resist the growing temptation to graze on the grass and shit & piss like an animal.

I like the idea of skinny gradually becoming metal all the way through, even as she grows feathers, a beak and a wattle, and also loses the ability to speak clearly in favor of chicken sounds, along with her human mind dimming against her will as the time for her to leap up onto the rooftops and act like a weathervane (and/or crow at dawn) nears...

Like what other animals they could be, or other details about their cow/rooster transformations?

i could stand to hear more about that rape dungeon

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I suppose if lesbians and feminists are suddenly being made available for legal sale on streetcorners and shit that tons of single guys would openly have elaborate rape dungeons in their homes now.

Shit, every home might have to come with a new compost bin for discarded females.

Lesbian threesomes

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I'd use the fat one as a cum bucket and a punching bag..the skinny one would receive the dick a few times a day once her hair grew back.

Oh shit, we got a smart one here

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I'd call the fat one "fatso" and the skinny one "whore"

Yes. yardwork.

Freshly captured and still in whatever clothing they happened to be wearing when captured would seemed to be best.

Maybe they've been collared and roped to a telephone so they can't escape, with big "FOR SALE $5" hand drawn signs hanging from their necks.

Whoever buys them has the option to just take a boxcutter to their clothing right and completely strip them right there, or wait until he gets home to unwrap his purchase.

Either way, he also gets their papers and whatever belongings they happened to have on them when captured.

Better question is, which one do you "unwrap" first, and how?

Fatty would also be a natural pig, and skinny would also be a great goat, sheep or donkey.

Would it be legal to just eat them once we've bought them?

Funny, I figured fatty would be the one doing the shitting in any scat porn.

How do you dress skinny for action as a prostitute?

Extremely tight leather or latex for skinny.

Fatty can do all the shitting she wants as long as she cleans up after herself... one way or another.

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How about this: every time wannabe takes a shit pig has to eat it.

Every time pig takes a shit... pig still has to eat it.

No other food for pig until it loses weight.

Make the fat one go on a killing spree, force the skinny one to lick my asshole while I fuck hotter girls, and clean the house.

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Fuck the thin one
Diet the fat one

After time (and weight) has passed, enjoy my harem

Dress fatty up like Mei and take them both to conventions and charge for fucks on the show floor.

Like this for the wannabe?

Something like this for wannabe...

Taking a smart haughty virginal dyke like that and turning her into a doll with a million unwanted piercings would be hot as fuuuuck

More for wannabe

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Fat one would get butchered for meat, the small one needs locked up in a cage a beaten for amusement; might occasionally fuck her once broken and out of pussy.

Just imagine the looks on both their faces as you force wannabe to take a shit directly into pig's mouth as you make jokes about pig's gluttony and how disgusting and ugly she is compared to wannabe...

Can't put the fork down for a second. Typical.

In what ways could we have wannabe participate in whipping pig into shape?

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Wannabe rides in a cart pulled by pig, when they both aren't harnessed to a cart pulling their new owner around the neighborhood.

Or you just threaten wannabe with extra horrible punishment if pig can't complete her diet and exercise regimines.

No. Gay is mental retardation. I don't buy broken tools. Also they look like shit and are very weak.

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They could both easily earn back the $5 to purchase them. Broken or not, for the purpose of earning some money they're an absolute bargain-- the seller is practically paying you to take them off his hands.

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I bet pig would have some relatively fat tits after she gets starved down to size... either that or she'd still have plenty of skin left over to stuff some silicone bags into.

Fat tits go well with a tight rope harness...

Even at a quarter per play those two would make back their price in a day.

Half the point of any of this would be fucking around with and wrangling fatty's udders, which would get bigger if she's slammed with lactation hormones while she's forced to slim down.

In fact, it would be a fun experiment to load up wannabe with the same hormones just to see how big her wee teats can get and how much milk she can be forced to produce alongside her bovine friend...

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Combine this idea with and have them installed in Overwatch themed rape game cabinets at PAX.