Everyday I kill myself by gunshot, but I wake up in my bed the next day like nothing happened. I'll kill myself again...

Everyday I kill myself by gunshot, but I wake up in my bed the next day like nothing happened. I'll kill myself again, but it just repeats like a broken record. Also nobody believes me. What should I do?

Kenny?

dismember yourself and put your limbs far away from each other. Decapitate yourself last

Rape a different person everyday, then shoot yourself right after

I kinda tried this once by jumping into a tree trimmers wood chipper feet first, but I still woke up. I've been trying for 10 years now

10 years of killing yourself, and you suck. Have you tried being good at living?

Take video

An hero

ask mintberry crunch he has real powers kenny

What a LARP.

Make anime about it.

Kill yourself.

actually kill yourself

Try killing someone else, see what happens.

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nobody needs to believe you are not believe you, this is you we are talking about! and if at the moment you have woken up twice without doing so, then just continue on that path! no reason not to :)

see a shrink

How is he supposed to decapitate himself with no limbs?

you need to set yourself to wumbo obviously and then kill yourself

Have you tried not killing yourself?

you are the chosen one
fated to face off with our lord and savior cthulhu
mintberry crunch
only you with the power of minty berries with a tasty crunch have the power to stop him
you must defeat him
it is your destiny
shablagoo

...

don't kill yourself?