/hoc/ - Sweden

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shitty thread

Excellent thread, my friend

Third for Flames winning Le Stan Lee Cuppola

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Wow, this OP is great!

Who is the worst player who, if he were cloned 22 times and put on a team with Bishop and Niemi, would win the Stanley Cup?

Obviously 23 Crosbys or 23 Burns would win the cup every year, but what if you made 23 copies of Viktor Arvidsson, or Brian Boyle? Who do you think is the WORST player who could still do it?

great posts
bad post

REAL THREAD HERE

DON'T FALL FOR SWEDEN'S LIES

worst thread ive ever seen
YUCK!

FAKE THREAD
FAKE NEWS

FUCK OFF YOU OILER SHITHEAD

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>canadijealaous

>no /hoc/ in title
fuck you, even this sweden thread is better than your shit

>mad
>at sweden
canada and finland are so pathetic

kys yourself

:)

some really slow big defenseman or some really small ahl skill forward

any swede or finn want to hook up a poor canadian with some general snus pouches?

i can repay with a half bottle of maple syrup

Where would a team full of puljus finish?

no, snus is for jonne's

Imagine getting shut out 3-0 in a gold medal Olympic game. It must suck, right?

>mfw Sweden doesn't have to imagine, they just have to remember

im currently on the toilet pooping

so is that a yes?

delete please

>sweden
>0 gold in biathlon wc
>0 gold in winter world championship
>0 gold in downhill sking
what the fuck happened to your sport sweden? Has immigrants fucked you up?

Imagine being some escort in Vegas. The majority of your business comes from some dude hustling drunk people on the strip. You get a call and are told a decently wealthy man has booked you and are given his room number. You knock on the door and make your trademark sexy posture. Pierre fucking Mcguire opens the door.
After a few minutes of flirting you have 80 seconds of sex where he just grunts and apologizes. Then 6 hours of him talking to you about prospects and obscure hockey history.

Would you be a Golden Knights fan after that?

>decide to be the only country to compete without doping
>don't win anything

Quality thread.

Your thread sucks, Sweden. My slagthread was far better.

>no discussion
>excuses about why you suck at winter games
>gay blue and yellow pictures saturating the page
Shit thread, range ban on Sweden when?

Stop being so buttmad, you're making a fool of yourself

Stop being so buttmad, you're making a fool of yourself

Id out pierre mcguire as a faggot for tmz and get big dosh

>mad
>at 3 crowns
why

in a few years sweden will be an apocalyptic wasteland with zero first world services including internet

almost there

>doubleposts
Now who's the fool, Sven? How embarrassing for you.

>Now who's the fool
still (You)

>mad at swedemind

vad den helvetan

Meme magic my friend

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His name is Bjorn you triple fag. Your whole rebuttal is that he made identical posts within 10 second of each other?
Sad!

>implying tmz would pay you anything for old news

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i had a dream that we finally had a /hoc/ thread without yuroniggers shitting it up with their indecipherable, irrelevant meme languages.

if only it was real life

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wtf i hate america now
canada is now my new best northamerifriend

What kind of nordic sorcery is this?

Has Ragnarok arrived? I'm afraid have not done enough to be chosen to stand against it.

fuck off

>Islels - Flames
Backlund
>Buf - Pit
Pit
>Columbus - Devlels
Wennberg
>shorks - mild
mild
>cantpucks - ducks
ducks
>bloos - colorado ahl team
bloos
>Carolina - Phoenix
fuckyou for disrespecting Läck you mongs fuck carolina. I pick Coyoutes.

>Letang more complicated than day-to-day
>we're just hoping it's not long term
>Mfw Letang isn't even hurt
>Mfw Pens will have a 2 month rested D core come playoffs

wtf i hate canada now
i have no northamerifriends left

love you guys, all you do is gibe good players

Thank you :)

nah, letang is made of glass

I'm not sure what kind of cuck sorcery Sweden has engaged in, but I'm worried for the entire country's mortal souls.

>mfw Letang didn't win the Masterton Trophy after returning from a stroke
>mfw Dubnyk did for surviving 2 Canadian and 2 sunbelt teams

>he uses cuck as an adjective
nice Jagr dubs though

Lads, I went to timmies to get the usual 10 bits and a large double/double. but they didn't have the white powder jelly timbits, so I had to settle for chocolate. Did I just get blacked?

roll up is over so why in gods name would you subject yourself to tims?

Is this all Canada thinks about?

>not getting an everything bagel with herb and garlic
You fucked up, lad.

FIX IT

its still on you dumb idiot

nobody in southwest saskatchewan likes the flames

u rite

no its not, both tims locations in my town are out of roll up cups already

>only two tims in your village
pls now, thats barely a town

What about him?

Sweden threads are best threads
Finland threads are worst threads

There's gotta be at least some Senators fans in Ontario, no?

There is on the map. Look again

St. Patrick's day is just under 2 weeks away and I haven't located a source of sourdough rye yet. I think the whole >muh heritage is silly but I am 100% onboard with corned beef. Should I just make my reuben's on normal rye bread and add extra sauerkraut?
>inb4 pumpernickel
I refuse to eat something with such a silly name.

>if the islanders win today it cucks the flimmies and laffs simultaneously
so uhh go islanders

my girlfriends making Irish soda bread I'll send you some

>first game of the day isn't until 4pm EST
>it is the flams and islels
>it has very real playoff implications
Is buttman, dare I say it, a better memer than us?

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About to snag this, lads. Hope it comes with the slag.

Cure girl

Lmao, missed them down there.

>wearing another mans name on your jersey

Why do people do this?

manchildren

there are even some who buy their gfs a shirt with another mans name on

Neck yourself, you fucking goddamn dirty bitch bastard casual.

Is there a more pathetic team? Exception of the Coyotes and Trashers obv.

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Pretty much any team that has
>no cups

also get out, 90s and 2000s Avs were one of the best teams to watch

Ah yes the team full of Quebec Nordiques tanking draftees

Do you think Lindros regrets being a baby when he was drafted?

yeah but thats what made them fun to watch and they weren't quebec so it was even better

nice dubs

idk if being drafted by quebec would have saved him from getting concussed and losing all his talent.

I know he did a documentary about teh draft and his career and concussion you might want to watch that

But hey
Joe Sakic
Mats Sundin
Eric Lindros

fuckin elite

rude asf

>Do you think Lindros regrets getting struck down by the hokkie gods for being a cunt?
Yes

I didn't know about the documentary I think I'll look for it thanks

>there are teams that aren't +40 or better

Frogs were a mistake.

Ducks vs Caps Stan Lee 2017
Caps win in game 7

now the big dummie thinks he can avoid the inevitable blood clots in his brain by wearing the jersey and saying ''Merci''

nuh uh eric you made your choice long ago

>implying the Cucks could get by >us or the Shorks

he looks awful

Apparently Artemi Panarin was asked something he'd never do and his answer was 'have sex with a black woman.'

Top fucking kek if true

I play hockey, that's why I'm asking

I never even thought about that. What cucks

He lives in Chiraq, if he's not down for some black loving, he's gonna be disappointed