If you don't post in this thread you're going to lose your right thumb
But that's the thumb I stick in my ass while I jack it to BBC Cuck porn
shiet, i wouldn't be able to like facebook posts
this guy has the correct idea
dammit op I want to be able to grip my dick
you
me
denny's bathroom
tomorrow night
7:45
I jerk off with my left. Check and mate.
Oh shit.. I use my right thumb. A lot...
I'm not walking anymore my feet and back hurts. come climb through my window.
Is there really a wrong thumb?
The creator of this thread will look like this
Jokes on you, loser. Threads like this are exactly why I keep a spare thumb on my other hand. I win.
mother fucker i cant afford to loose it again. You massive cocksucker OP.
get fukt faggots, if you post in this thread (this post not included) you WILL lose your right thumb,
Your hitchhiking days are OVER
in space there is no direction. we are floating around in space. therefor there is no right. Boom everyone saved from OP
normally ignore these but im a carpenter and almost lose fingers all the time. ..
I've already lost my right thumb, hoping replying to this thread will do some backwards magical shit and give it back to me.
There needs to be a rule agains these threads, retards haven't heard of immunity dog or sage.
But I need it to swipe porn on my phone
I want to do the fonz thing ehhhh