What do I say next?

What do I say next?

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Tell her to let you rim her

nothing because you're fucked you autistic idiot. what kind of question is that? are you trolling?

on a much more serious note: i fucking hate when girls do this and it reminds me why i didn't like tinder. 0 substance in their responses, completely disinterested. why the fuck swipe anyway?

this.

Using the word interests twice in one shit sentence.
Yikes

This shit over for you anyway.
Give it a last resort try and ask her:

"So how bout we take some pills and fuck all night"

She looks like a slut

"This riveting conversation can only end with us fucking each other like rabbits. You free tonight?"

It is not just on tinder. That fucking plague is on OKCupid too. Dating sites are a wasteland filled with the worse women.

"Great, because I've got a whole bottle of Viagra and nothing else to do tonight. You down for up to four hours of cock before I have to call my doctor?"

Trust me. It'll get her giggling and you're probably in.

Should I do it?

Should I do it???

yes and post results

Yes totaly

Op better not be faggot.

Do it you faggot. Get some tail

Do it

Yeah ... if you have a big dick

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Op is kill

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OP won't deliver. Seriously though you have to realize that there's a majority of women out there who genuinely liked to be talked like this sometimes. Being that cocky right of the bat is risky, but doing risky shit is almost masculine by definition. Give no fucks OP. Just send it

I have a humiliation fetish this turns me on. What do I say next?

Doubt it.

I agree. Op is a dick.

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user delivered. Fuck yes.
Good on you op.

I think you still have a chance

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I want to burry all 3 inches inside of you black ass and give you cummies baby.

"I am touching myself right now. Tell what you'll do to me after my penis fall off"

If she hasn't blocked you, tell her you have a humiliation fetish and you won't be needing those pills any more. Might as well go all in now.

I'd just reply back that you ended up cumming anyways and see ya later you fucking Kleenex worthy ditz.

I don't think she's interested in a humiliation fetish

Kek.. this. Put some salesmanship on it too

B T F O
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Ask her: "How would you like to get smacked in the face with 4 inches of dick?"

So is that a yes?

you are just how I like them baby, I could stroke it to your non chest and flat ass all day long

Girls who don't please go over the knees

rollin' for this

because women have to hobbies are are boring.

Approved?

very much so,melt that cold hearted-stone faced bitch

followed by

"pick you up at 7?"

Too generic, need to be more creative, get her to laugh

Kayla let's have some class here and maybe save the dick compliments for after dinner, I can pick you up at 1030

Weak game, had the best answer

Context? Who is this whore?

user,i doubt this girl has laughed once in her life

Fag

These are my thoughts too. I am following the thread jut to see if it can prove me wrong.

it's tinder you fucking faggot

well highfive then fellow user,let us see if its possible for a stone face to laugh

*highfives back* *Brings popcorn* Get some anonkun.

Make my fingers fishy or fry me some nice fish fingers

untwist your panties, honey. didnt realize you were a frigid lesbian.

No response

Frigids kind,bitch is like a full on blizzard

I've heard of some girls also liking cock humiliation so this could be a win

Say: "I'm sorry. I'm so alone. I have no idea how to talk to people. "

Who wrote this? Your support worker?

Approved?

nah,itl kill whatever convo is left

Lets see her profile pix

No. OP unironically kill yourself you fucking failed only way to comeback from that is to insult by saying "You know what if it's not a yes I'll track you down and cut off your tits."

guess this thread is about to die

How about dis?

If you dont send this ill be dissapoint

Cuck

He already did

OP try whatever is the complete opposite of whatever the fuck this is

This

are you just gonna cuck around now OP? come on

I want to be her cuck. What's wrong with that?

literally this

holy shit,
t. asking for getting laid advice on Sup Forums

Seriously though, tinder is shit. Top 80 percent of females go for top 20 percent of guys. If you aren't in top 20 percent of guys, you have absolutely no chance of getting laid. You are better off trying to day game some bitch in a laundry mat. If you are ok looking and have social proof (pics with friends at bar or house parties) you stand a chance. If you have two selfies of you taking a shit then you are fucked bucko.

Women are going to enjoy the attention you give them, and give simple response with no attempt to converse with you, other than giving shit replies to feed their ego.

Your best bet is to find a dumpy chick and work on your conversation skills and slowly build game. You are going to have to talk to the uglyl girls and work your way up. You don't have to fuck the ugly chicks, but it is good practice.
fucking buzzfeed is onto us

B E T A M A L E
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you need to insult her back. this is the only way to save yourself.

dude... are you a diagnosed autistic? She doesnt' want anything to do with you, you've already ruined any chance, move on.

If you are really looking to get humiliated it isn't going to work out either, shes just going to say "fuck off" and thatll be the end of it. Aaaaand girls talk, they move among social circles, and if it gets around you are some kind of cuck freak faggot then you are worse than garbage in their eyes.

REAL LIFE IS NOT PORN

Leave your basement more than once a year, relationship guru.

she responded with anger and in a personal way. If OP was smart he could have flipped the emotion on her.

Trips dont lie

Dont do this to urself OP

Try: Lol, your little cumbox couldn't handle what I pack. You'd be crying like the little wannabe slut you are from my tip alone. Viagra weren't the only pills I was offering either...

You had a good idea back at mentioning your humiliation fetish. Go with that, see how she reacts.

Yeah, but his chances are already ruined IMO. She might be testing him, but I feel it is more of a serious "fuck off". I'd have to see his pictures he has up.

The best bet is to just say "you aren't hot enough to be this pretentious"

they rage at that. don't use unless emergency and you want to maintain dignity.

Lmao

just tell everyone shes a cuck queen and ruin her reputation dude. It'll be funny

>caring this much about sex
stop being gay, sex is disgusting smelly and insanely risky (disease, preggors, thieves, crazy bitches doing crazy shit etc)

I'm a cuck. I have no dignity.

Dubs demand you send

Holy fuck this is so cringe worthy.

bruh, don't listen to these fags. Doesn't matter if you get her or not. Be a savage until the end.

This.

MODS!

Respect

can I at least see your milk makers?

It isn't smelly or insanely risky. You are trying to justify not attempting to have a sex life. I've been fucking the same fuckfriend for around 4 years now and never had any problem. It has done nothing except improve my quality of life.

that's not savage at all user...

You should've sent that. It is always funny to see them rage and then block. That is what I do when I know the shit has hit the fan.

Gotta be careful though because sometimes when you come on strong they subconsciously test you to see you are putting on an act or not being your genuine self.

Why did you let women ruin you? Dude believe me, I've been there, I've been turned on from the fact I've had girlfriends cheat on me, it is exhilarating, but it is a fantasy. Don't act on it. The less I beat off to it and the less I think about it the more happy and secure I am as a person. It will consume you if let it.

"what do I say next"? what the fuck is your problem? can you learn to take a fucking hint you beta piece of shit, its fucking obvious she dont wanna talk to you so first off stop asking any more fuckings questions until she fucking answers. god im so glad I dont look like a fucking wizard so I dont have to go through this shit every day. good luck, you'll fucking need it.

Im sorry but you had 0 chance with this girl from the moment you sent the 2nd message. If a girl doesnt reply the 1st time, she doesn't want you. Best thing to do if they dont reply to your 1st message is wait. Either you move on or they will reply eventually. Tinder is all about numbers. Dont get hung up on this one bitch. Basically user, youre fucked so just tell her youre into humiliation & cuck shit, you have nothing to lose at this point.

This may be the least savage thing anyone has ever said to another human being

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