Race start: 1430 EST TV broadcaster: Fox Potato stream: cricfree.sc /motor-sports-live-streaming
Top 10 line up: 1. Harvick 2. Newman 3. Kyle Bush 4. Steakhouse jr. 5. Keselowski 6. Logano 7. Jamie "The Destroyer" McMurray 8. Larson 9. Troox 10. Hamlin
Pre-race show shitposting is authorized.
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!
March 5, 2017 - 02:53
coverage on FOX right now
March 5, 2017 - 03:00
Which thread. There are 2 up
March 5, 2017 - 03:01
> a sports (Read: SPORTS) forum has a thread on turnleft
March 5, 2017 - 03:06
Consolidate here on this thread: >>>>
March 5, 2017 - 03:17
Junior's done, isn't he? Should he just hang it up?
March 5, 2017 - 04:55
Sponsors gotta get publicity too.
March 5, 2017 - 05:01
Watched the whole 2001 season... this is just ridiculous to the point of being ironic and self-deprecating
March 5, 2017 - 05:04
Evidently a lot has changed in the last 16 years. Also, I find the suggestion of drinking 21 beers on a national broadcast funny.
March 5, 2017 - 05:07
Yes, on an episode of The Simpsons
March 5, 2017 - 05:09
F1 might be shit but atleast its commercial free shit.
March 5, 2017 - 05:20
>literally compromises the camera angles to force in computer generated ads
March 5, 2017 - 05:35
1st for guy at the track to throw himself at Kyle Buschs car
March 5, 2017 - 05:36
>HURRVICKWINSLOL >CLEANAIRWINSLOL
March 5, 2017 - 05:37
Why is this track right after Daytona? Literally makes anyone who enjoyed Daytona never want to watch another race again
March 5, 2017 - 05:38
Soon, The Destroyer emerges from his slumber.......
March 5, 2017 - 05:38
>commercial for oil
fucking useless chemical, pollution, dead fish, dead wildlife
look what it did to the gulf of mexico
March 5, 2017 - 05:39
>compromised camera angles OH
MY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
March 5, 2017 - 05:39
They need to just do a 6 race season and do Daytona Bristol Dega repeat.
March 5, 2017 - 05:39
It's just Mexican water who cares lmao certainly not me maybe the Mexicans lmao
March 5, 2017 - 05:39
feels like nothing is happening in that race.
March 5, 2017 - 05:39
Nice. With that Top 10, Bayne's got 32 points.
March 5, 2017 - 05:40
>allowed to go into the garage to repair trackbars etc. >not allowed to repair body parts
what the fuck? This garage rule is so weird.
March 5, 2017 - 05:41
>mexican water
wow, your geography is retarded
the gulf of mexico is a body of water in the south eastern part of the US
March 5, 2017 - 05:42
It's fucking retarded and needs to fucking go
March 5, 2017 - 05:42
if repeating digits, krut will meme his way to a win
March 5, 2017 - 05:42
>gimmie still a lap down Please score points
March 5, 2017 - 05:42
Sorry, only 4 trainwrecks that are plate races a year.
March 5, 2017 - 05:42
yeah nascar managed to make a rule that is a worse idea than the chase playoffs
March 5, 2017 - 05:43
Are you autistic or something
March 5, 2017 - 05:43
When is the first road race Im not nearly as bored as I could be right now
March 5, 2017 - 05:44
Krut's chances are looking good
March 5, 2017 - 05:45
Why the fuck do they start these so god damn late now?
Should be 1pm for every non-white race.
March 5, 2017 - 05:45
>blacks in my commercials
This wouldn't have happened if Dale were still alive
March 5, 2017 - 05:47
Why does McDonald's target black people so hard? I don't care, just find it odd.
March 5, 2017 - 05:47
>13 cars on the lead lap >3 less then last week when EVERYONE crashed Atlanta was a fucking mistake
March 5, 2017 - 05:47
I need to repeat my joke because someone might have missed my joke
March 5, 2017 - 05:48
Because those of us on the west coast are too hungover on Sunday morning to get up an ready by 10AM
March 5, 2017 - 05:48
mcdonalds profits from their obesity epidemic, duh
March 5, 2017 - 05:48
because nigs dominate the too-poor-for-real-food market
March 5, 2017 - 05:48
Why does Mcodnalds target black hip hops fans during turnleft ?
March 5, 2017 - 05:48
Cookie Cutters Tracks were a mistake.
(Even though Atlanta is a classic one.)
March 5, 2017 - 05:48
>Danica's car has dental floss hanging off it How long before she has a mechanical failure leading to her wrecking half the field?
March 5, 2017 - 05:48
>every non-white race Autocorrect is racist.
March 5, 2017 - 05:49
Has there ever been a black NASCAR driver
March 5, 2017 - 05:50
Combination of hip-hop culture and most McDonald's being in low-income neighborhoods.
By comparison Chick-fil-A hangs around more upscale neighborhoods and caters strongly to conservatives with families and business is booming for them.
March 5, 2017 - 05:50
Is the Pinty's series worth watching?
March 5, 2017 - 05:50
Wendell Scott Bill Lester Darrell Wallace Jr
March 5, 2017 - 05:51
What the fuck is this Pinty's series?
March 5, 2017 - 05:51
yes
There is one in the Busch Series right now
March 5, 2017 - 05:51
I think it's a meme that the losers on the iRacing forums are trying to push
March 5, 2017 - 05:51
Wendell Scott Willy T. Ribbs Bill Lester Bubba Wallace
Scott won a Cup race and Bubbles has won in the Truck Series.
March 5, 2017 - 05:51
where did it all go wrong
March 5, 2017 - 05:52
Good you missed the first two shitty hours
March 5, 2017 - 05:53
today? Goodyear basically
March 5, 2017 - 05:53
>ford Chevy >ford Chevy >ford Chevy
March 5, 2017 - 05:53
>it's a harvick episode 120 more laps of this shit.
March 5, 2017 - 05:54
Only like 9 cars are going to be on the lead lap by the end
March 5, 2017 - 05:55
It's early 90's NASCAR with more road courses. So bizarro world North American V8 Supercars.
There's eight cars that can afford to run the full season and the differences in equipment are so severe that of those eight cars, there's like five on the lead lap when all is said and done.
hometracks.nascar.com /standings /Pintys-Series
The events are pretty fun tho desu senpai. Sat by Alex Tagliani's wife last year.
March 5, 2017 - 05:55
Drink a Monster(R) Energy drink, user, the official beverage of NASCAR
March 5, 2017 - 05:56
Not even once. Reputable black drivers have tried to get inside the cars in the past and they were all immediately arrested and jailed for grand theft auto. Some were even shot dead on the spot.
March 5, 2017 - 05:56
>What is 2003-2006 and 2012-2015
March 5, 2017 - 05:56
so it's like the whelen series
March 5, 2017 - 05:56