Ayy b I'm so drunk I'm masturbating in my front yard AMA

Ayy b I'm so drunk I'm masturbating in my front yard AMA

For some reason my phone always post pics sideways so here's a better one

I feel bad having there be a sideways one so here's a normal one I hope even though its kinda chodey, it's hard to maintain an erection while drunk

What's the visibility / rate of traffic past your place / chance of being caught? And is that a specific appeal or are you just drunk and like fuck it whatever?

yal better reply real quick becaue i want to cum right now or soon at least and like cmon thats a good pic for 4 beers and half a bottle of fireball

cancer

are you using anything for fap material? or is just the fact that you're jerkin in your front yard enough?

you got a gross dick brah

my dog needed to pee. right now because of the Hurricane there isnt too many people but there was an old couple i waved at. idk if they saw me bacause they were inj a golf cart and my dog was barking but im inside right now jerking it to pee porn

ive been watching porn for a good bit, and being drunk has supressed my fetish for being caught

me and my boyfruend like it so i do too and its fun to jerk off, show me yours fagget

Post ass?

Its not great but here, I like to think its getting better because I've lost weight but it's kinda flat

Sorry it's sideways but my phone does that

>masturbating in my front yard
>Hurricane
>old couple i waved at
>they were inj a golf cart

Fuck Florida, I would be happy if I never go back there.

I can't masturbate in the company of my dog, he gets into it. Peeing outside with him feels right though.

dude pee outside almost nightly its awesome, i fapped outside until my dog scratched at the door, if your into it do it mane it was great for me but i still havent cum yet

This is how I look ATM its really hard to hold a boner while drunk like shit nigga o
My god

No doubt peeing outside feels great, with or without dog. When drunk (like now) I don't usually have the urge to fap though.

Is doing it outside / exposed a particular appeal or incidental?

look at how soffit I am Y'all post porn or comment on my peepee just like responfd ok

I just kinda did it to maintain an erection and it happened to coincide with my dog needing to go out, I'm got going to clean shit with a bang over. We all should know my sister won't clean her dogs shit and they refgreat that

You're human garbage but this is my fetish. Push your balls up inside of you and post. Trust me, it feels good.

I've tried a few times but it's not sexy enough so here

That aint a softie. Just a small ugly dick.