My girlfriend told all of her friends that she found cuckold porn in my browser history

>my girlfriend told all of her friends that she found cuckold porn in my browser history
>her friends told all of my friends.

Everybody is laughing at me. What do?

ask to fulfill your fantasy? isn't that the whole point of making up this story?

stop fucking watching cuckold porn

Just say "yah, I watch that shit. Sup???"

Supplement it with ballbusting porn

>k
>y
>s

it didnt work

Easy tell her you've always fantazised about fucking another's man girl while he watches that way you don't come across as a fucking beta, if it doesn't work give me your girl's contact info so we can at least make your fantasies true.

Tell her you watch as the bull. You wear bull horns and finish into a red cape. Tell her she better watch out or you'll cuck all her friends and turn their assholes inside out

>browser history

Your fault.
If your porn folder would be as it should, a few cuck vids wouldn't be the single worst thing to be surprised about.

Tell them that cuckolding is the fetish of the thinking man - and get cucked.

OK, I was joking. Use the usual excuse - that you identify with the bull.

Be a fucking man, when my friends found out i was super into futanari I stood up for myself, whenever they made fun of me, I'd play along. Sometimes they were funny, sometimes they weren't. Try to imagine if you found out about your friends fantasy. Let's say they were into futanari just like me, how would you react? Wouldn't you make fun of them?

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Don't let your left hand check your browsing history from now on

When I found out one of my friends was into futa, I sent him a bunch of links to good futa sites.

If you're into something fucking own it.

If they find out and make fun of you, then either get on the joke train and enjoy some self-deprecation or tell them to fuck off and move on.

This is not a hard concept.....

Fuuuuuck! :-)))

Moar of this vid!!!

Some people have fetishes that don't or won't translate well into real life, and/or ones that are completely fantastic, with no basis in reality. For instance, I'm big into hypnotized girls made to do life-ruining things; this is something I would never do in real life.

TL;DR: Just because you fap to something doesn't mean you want to do it in the real world.

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Wife caught me posting pic of here a while back. She was mad at first and kinda hot over it. After a couple of drinks Today, she asked me if I was a cuck or a voyeur. Don't even know how voyeurism fits into the equation but awkward convo. Don't worry about it. People are weird. Most just hide it better than I do.

That's pretty shitty man, posting a picture of your wife without her being cool with it.

break up with her, because she's a terrible person for outing you like that

tell your friends you broke up with her because she didn't respect you. if they continue teasing you about cuckold fetish, ditch 'em

I agree with this dude, OP. What kind of girlfriend does that shit and then doesn't make up for it in any way to you?

Her lack of communication skills, and lack of etiquette or respect, should indicate that she would be a bad wife and mother. A bad example to your future children.

Screw that. Do what this user suggests when it comes to your friends.

I agree. Legalize cp.

>Legalize cp.
Why the fuck do you think it's illegal?

Tell them it's your fantasy to cuck someone. Also seek mental help.

Because people don't like it. Like homosexuality.

so much this

it's not like she found cp on your computer

Stop being a fuckin cuck.

>Like homosexuality.
Like how it's illegal? Because it isn't.

99 out of 100 people don't care about homosexuals nowadays, get with the times you cockbreath

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keep believing liberal propaganda

get revenge by filling her laptop with CP and then phone the cops on her

Break up with her.
No seriously
Let me explain.
People have forgotten
That protecting your
partners honor
Is paramount
Laughing about you
Behind your back
To her friends
Means she doesn't
respect you,
no not at all
Same if she
Joked about your
Dick size
With her friends
What she did
Is actully very serious
She seriously damaged
Your reputation
Among your social circle
Damage that is never undone.

Break up with her or prepare to get cucked at some point.

>all the red areas are corn fields and deserts
If land could vote, then we'd be in trouble. Fortunately those little blue areas have huge populations.

Have you tried not being offended every second in your life?

How did you even know about these sites?

They were without face so I don't really see why it bugged her. Anyway. She's not mad anymore and she is okay with me posting, so It worked out. That said, her question still threw me for a loop.

Mostly I looked up artists that I like.

Share you cuckold porn of her with her friends and your friends.

but seriously OP dump that bitch. She should be watching out for you.

>being this much of a nigger

Fuck her friends in front of her while she fucks your friends in front of you.

It's the only way to make this right.

this hindu speaks some good shit, underrated post

PAY FOR WINRAR.
Drop the mic.

Obvious bait, and yet...

Why is she eating yogurt like that?

Stop being a faggot.

What else do you do when you don't have a spoon?

Kill yourself you degenerate fuck. Even your girlfriend knows you're a beta male and doesn't give a shit about you

implying... what?

He's just saying pedophilia is reviled, as homosexuality once was by most.

In some African countries today, homosexuality is punished with death. The people in those countries believe gay men routinely fist each other, worship Satan, kill children, etc.

It all comes down to your fear and pride projecting actions, attitudes, and behaviors onto whole groups of people and making you incapable of actually observing and listening. Instead of observing and listening, you gossip, listen to rumors, and obey the same laws that average people listen to.

You are content with being average. And that's alright, I can't take that away from you. Some people are trying to survive by being courteous and respectful when you stab their legs.

Start inviting her friends to hotels, will quickly reverse your reputation

What does that have to do with the fact that cp is illegal and being gay isn't?

Wow, she betrayed your trust and you're still calling her your gf.

You know, that dude is absolutely right. She should've defended your privacy instead of putting you on blast. Fuck that bitch. I've ended family ties over the same shit. And that's blood. Fuck that.

I think you should fuck her friend. That would prove that youre not the cuckold, but the one who cucks

being gay used to be illegal and it used to be perfectly legal to fuck children in the ass.

Times change, that's all

But being gay was never immoral, and exploiting children always will be.

This. Its okay you have your kinks, but dont spread them as lies. Your story has never, ever in human history happened to anyone.

Personally, I end up watchung a lot of cuck porn too.

I do not care at all about cucks or cucking or whatever, I just like homade movies where the girl makes the guy cum, and I find a decent amount of videos like that in cuck porn.

If it had no talking and had no presentation of a scenario at all, it wouldn't make one bit of difference to me, I just care about the cumshot.

Just tell her something like that, because for me it's 100% true, so it could be true for you too. Hell, it probably is, otherwise you wouldn't care that she told anybody I don't think?

being gay is prohibited by the new testament and so within every christian society for the last 1900 years it has been considered immoral and profane.

God on the other hand impreganted Mary at 14 and there were child prostitutes in London and Paris up until the late 19th century openly sellingtheir bodies with only the most ardent sjw's kicking up a fuss about it. Of course bakc in those days they sent kids to go dig in the coal mines and would marry off girls as soon as they satrted bleeding so there you. They were still selling child pornography in cornershops in denmark up until the 1970's. Times and morality change my friend. Cultures are fluid and what is legal today was not always legal and what is considered morally abhorrent today used to be pack and parcel of daily life in the past.

Just wants a cumshot to the face .....

Thats fucking hilarious. Ur gf is fuckin funny. And she knows ur a pussy. Probably getting fucked by other dudes while they laugh at u. Ha ha ha ha.

Post her nudes on here duh

jesus christ why is there so much shit in a single diaper?

Ariel is best girl

underrated

OP start being alpha male and never let pussy shit ever happen again

being alpha means NO to fuckin cuck shit porn and all that faggotry

hahaha shitted. big ol turds in them broads' buttz

Get better friends

should've been a cuck, faggot

What I'm saying is there is a difference between what is currently legal and what is absolutely moral. I do believe that there was never a time when it was a moral action to abuse children, despite what happened to be legal. There is a distinction.

own that shit everyone watches porn and everyone watches shit they want to keep secret. Admit to it. Act like its not a big deal because...its not.