ITT: Share your deepest secrets

ITT: Share your deepest secrets
I'll go first, I wear my stepmom's panties and fuck myself with her dildo while I watch her in the shower

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Why not just hit on her one day? She'd likely want some.

That's fucking gay.

My secret wasn't illegal but I'm so ashamed that I won't risk a rouge NSA agent reading this and leaking it.

I have threesomes with my gf and girls every once in a while

Still I wonder what being with a trap would be like and almkst exclusively fap to trap/gay porn

Oh and I've stuck my finger up my but a few times too but it sucks

Pretty edgy man, pretty edgy.

Nigga you gay

i accidently my sister with vallys and stuck my finger up her pussy when she was passed out.
dont ask me to green text fk off

green text?

Bi-curious is the term you're looking for you humongous faggot

Idk tbh, it's like incest, I love bro-sis or mom-son stuff, but I'd never touch my mom that way. The same goes for dick, I like to watch it but IRL it's like "eeww gross"

Do you have a brother?

I went through a phase of tripping up the mentally handicapped

>Humongous faggot

KEK
That's an interesting choice of words. Well played sir.

Yeah, why?

I peeked on him taking showers when we were kids too. But I never wanted to touch it or anything.

I noticed that also, but then given the likelyhood of a fat neckbeard with a pillow made up to look like a boy, it seems fitting.

You've never wanted to have him and your mom at the same time? Caressing him while he pounds your mom, just waiting for your turn?

My mom says I'm beautiful.

I masturbate to the thoughts of my little niece.

Nope, not at all. I have fapped to straight shota and incest erotica like that. It's like the concept is hot AF, but I'm disgusted by even feeling of pulling this off IRL

I skipped multiple opportunities of having gang bangs with friends just because I didn't want to see them naked, it's weird

She lied. You'll never be as cool as dylan.
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I think you need to dive in the deep end of the pool and swim around, you might find the water much more enjoyable than scary.

Clearly you want to do it, in some ways. But like me, as well as most people, actually doing it has layers of donotwant.

When I was a freshman in college my roommates stole nudes of my gf off an sd card. My gf was mortified and I was pissed at first. I couldn't tell her how much it turned me on being powerless as those other guys violated her privacy

How did you manage to do this? I mean, even if she stays half an hour in shower, you need to do this real quick

Just seeing a male tummy or body hair is an extreme turn off for me

I even posted my snapchat for dick pics on /soc/, got two, but they didn't interest me at all. I can only fap to a very specific type of dick, like it's a very specific but undefined fetish

dude how do you find chicks whol want to have a threesome my girl is finally down to do it but i cant find a chick

>Being this much of a sperg
Jesus. Harold. Christ.

You get HER to find the chick user, saves you the botheration and ensures a higher level of engagement

Tinder, do a couple profile, don't be too sexual or explicit on it. Make sure to point that you're looking for female friends no matter what, and that you'd go to a hooker if all you wanted was sex.

We only have one picture of us fully clothed and heads cropped off, and most of our matches say they got curious from reading the bio, surprisingly. You won't be swimming in matches but that's as successful as you can be if you're not chad and stacy body wise

I'm attracted to my 15 year old cousin. Something about her gets me all riled up. She keeps 'accidentally'(maybe it really is?) showing me more of her body too, nothing major yet, but i feel like she's building up to something.

my girl is shy any searching would be from my end sadly
woah good idea mate im saving this

im a highly intelligent and articulate member of society with a penchant for helping others.

i also like to read on my spare time and listen to and support NPR and various animal charities financially.

....but I also like shit posting on Sup Forums.

human beings are.... weird.

yeah bro. pulling off a 3some is actually pretty simple. There are tons of kink / sex apps and websites out there. Fetlife is one of them. Start a profile that has both of you. As other guy mentioned, you don't have to show face.

You can search for girls that are bi and live nearby, or just make a post in local groups. You'll get tons of people responding.

When doing the 3some, if you want it to be a success, make sure that you make the first time or two ALL about your gf. Pretend like it's her birthday and the whole thing is for her.

So get the girl to lick her down, encourage your girl to explore the other girl's body (like if your gf is nervous.. you can softly grab her hand and direct it over the other girls' nipples etc)

If you focus on this stuff the first few times.. You will get your GF hooked and be WAY more open to it.

One of the biggest ways as a guy that you can fuck up a 3some is to pretty much ignore your gf or let her just watch you as you plow a different girl in front of her.

Trust me. I'm speaking from experience here lol. have done many 3somes in past. The ones where I gave the majority of attention to 1 girl (because the other girl was boring or not as kinky) just led to drama between the girls afterwards.. because then there's jealousy etc.

But if you make it about them and make sure that your girl gets off and has a great time.. you're in the money.

I'm the reason why you can search my girls name on google and find all her nudes ... don't feel bad

Nicholas Hoult???

My mom badly wanted a girl and was upset that I wasn't born one. How do I know? Because she's told me several times. She even gave me the name 'Heath' because she wanted to call me Heather.

I remember when I was like 3 years old, after taking showers.. my mom would play with my cock. she would fold it between my legs and tell me 'if you had a pussy it would look like this..' Would tease me about being a boy, and then would proceed to rub my cock and kind of masturbate me.

I remember a few times, when i was young she even bought me a dress and some panties and put them on me to see how i looked.

at the time i was embarrassed as fuck and just quickly took it off and left.

She stopped doing stuff after I was like 5 years old.. But I think that's what really fueled my attraction to my mom, and wanting to be a cd.

Ever since i was 12 i would sneak into her room, try on some of her panties and lingerie and loved it so much. but i started getting nervous af that i would get busted.. so then i started buying my own.

i would get her to drop me off at walmart, would buy my own with money i saved and would hide them in my backback so she wouldnt see.

i loved wearing panties though and would do it in secret and would hide them under bed. One time i went to check under the bed and they were gone. I panicked. Almost had a heart attack. But then I checked my drawer and they were cleaned and folded up in my boxer drawer.

so obviously my mom knew, but didn't say anything. she probably liked it. i mean hell, she is one that got me into it in first place. not sure why i was so embarrased by it.

So I love dressing up as a girl and these days I sometimes go out in public as one (I get fully done up and get hit on by guys.. and even have girls come up to me in the bathroom and ask if i have tampons etc. lol. so i must be passing)

saved seriously appreciate it

any my mom still turns me the fuck on and I regret that I haven't fucked her. My parents became very religious. Sent us to private school. So I think I was scared that my dad would whoop my ass or my mom would freak if I tried anything with her in my teens or as an adult.

But I recently found out that my mom goes to a nudist resort, is also a swinger, bi and loves sex with girls.. and had a ton of hot pics on her computer/phone that i jacked off to a few times.

Which tells me that my mom IS kinky as fuck and would be down for me to fuck her..

Honestly, the only thing holding me back right now is that I'm married now and didn't want to cause drama with wife.. but i know if i did it, my mom is not going to talk lol. so im still considering.

I groomed both my daughters since they were 11. But I also red pilled them and taught them how to play the game. They're 19 now and both have rich af bfs. One is already engaged.

Marry rich 3 times and divorce and they're set for life.

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