ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!

not fbi thread

bump 4 science

I put a spy cam in my mother in laws room and jerk to her pics.

why

moar

Selfsucker here. Not something i could tell everyone irl

Noice

I bought an endoscope but so far 0 wins
Im too much of a pussy to set it up, but i want to overcome it since my cousin is coming in a week and she's hot af

cause shes hot

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I own a quite successful cake bakery in California. Everyone says my cakes are moist and amazing. I been featured in magazines and even on Food Network.... but I have no clue how to bake a cake from scratch. I buy various flavor cake mixes in bulk from Costco and pour the mix powder in labeled bins. I have no problem following directions or decorating. ;-)

gracias

Im a 8.5/10 looking guy who haven't had sex in 8 years due to i having a tiny dick (3.7 inches).
I eat pussy and finger chicks, but when things go too far i find an excuse to leave.
Last time i tried to have sex the girl just laughed at me, got up and left me, she also told all of my/our friends about it

You got a thing for old people then?

I'm not gay but I've jerked to the few "Darering" videos where the guys suck dick. I'd probably word do it if I were there just to make it fare for the girls( who are straight ) who fucked other girls.

I also have 3,7 inches of dick, but I have a gf since 1 year ago. It didn't even started as a serious relationship. Maybe luck it is....

for a "Str8" guy, I've sucked a lot of cock

Pic related

oh yes I love old pussy!

What secrets do I have? ... I dunno, nothing is pressing my chest. I don't love my ex gf, but sometimes I feel an urge to suck dick, but this is a rather common thing as I see.

I quite like rom-com animes, but generally don't like anime as a whole. For some reason it seems to be the best form of escapism for me. There are quite a few that are hidden gems - well written with involving character s.

Treat that shit like porn though.

I have a new female roommate, she is also a old fuck friend of mine from 10 years ago.
The rent I was going to charge her was $550 a month, she talked me down to $450 and does me favors.
every morning if her boyfriend isn't sleeping over and if my girl friend isn't over she comes in my room at 5:30 and sucks my morning wood and then rides me until I cum in her.
I love being woken up with BJ.

What if she finds the spy cam?

I want to fuck my sister in law. She tease me constantly when ever my wife and I visit

I made it look like part of the cable box stuff, she dosnt know how any of it works and makes me set it up and fix it so no issues there. I set it up with a raspberry pi and and a webcam and put it in a little black box with the tv boxes

nice

why not just go out with her? then you can get that succ whenever

I'm a trap, I call my gf vati, and I'm partially into pic related

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reasons for business success ?

Let's see some of those cakes boy

I fucked my cousin by marriage. She was 32 and I was 15. She was insatiable. She loved my 15 year old dick that got hard at the drop of a hat even after cumming in her multiple times.

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most days i want to die because i won't ever get to have a romantic relationship with a cute little girl

no

I had invented the latest weapon the US has invented before them but had no buyers.

yeah... thats me too

yeah, thats me too

lose some weight

Yeah, that's me, since I'm Omega shit-tier guy

Recs?

Does it surpass metal gear?

moar?

i'm not fat, and the few little girls i've interacted with seemed to like me a lot. i don't think the problem is with me, except that i dont have the balls to move to [3rd world country] and adopt-a-qt

not in the right shape today, sorry bro.

awesome long dick
perpetuum mobile

Due to my IBS that I've had since before I can remember, I would have diarrhea every school morning. One school morning when I was about 11 or 12, I was desperately clenching to hold it in, and while our teacher/principal/pastor was teaching us and looking at me, I believe the clenching caused me to have my first orgasm.
My second orgasm, which I brought about from masturbation, happened when I was 13. It felt the same as the feeling I had back on that fateful day.

Another secret: When I don't drink enough water, it's hard to finish peeing. It feels like I intensely need to pee but only a few drops come out every 10 minutes or so until it's all gone, and sometimes I just don't feel like waiting on the toilet that whole time. I press empty bottles or paper towels against my urethra, wear a pad or pantyliner, or, my newest method, squat over the cat's litter box, and let out those last burning drops.

ty pal, i will post some more in the future

Toradora is definitely my #1. Got them feels going hard - gotta watch past the credits after the final episode.

The Pet Girl of Sakurasou - the name threw me off initially, but pretty damn good overall. Tends to revolve around real world problems rather than relationships, which is refreshing given the genre.

Oregairu - just finished this one and enjoyed it. You won't enjoy this if you hate people speaking cryptically.

I like big tits shhhhhhh

do you ever eat it?

Fucking monster.

It is something which I can only tell Sup Forums for the shame of it would haunt me forever

what do you mean? yes i eat my cum sometimes, when i'm particularly horny. Also can almost deepthroat myself in the right days.

>deepthroats himself
god, you are independent!
do you regret eating your cum?
i love eating it, but only when i'm very horny and when I edge, so I get just a bit of cum out, not cumming entirely.

My GF tickles the inner portion of my anus for 30minutes to an hour every night while i fall asleep

i dont feel the need to have sex. like i like watching it, but having sex? nono. (the secret part) had a boyfriend, did a lot of stuff, but when it came to actual sex i kinda told him to stop, mostly because of his size. so now im single. how do i overcome fear of dick?

I don't actually share pictures I shouldn't

Are you M or F? The answer is really just buy a dildo and practice. If female it could be a condition called vaginismus (in which case see a doc).

no regrets, i sometimes facial myself if i'm not in the mood of swallowing. the funny part is that i don't feel the need of sucking anyone else

Apparently semen is good for the skin. So, hey, keep at er'.

I have a few fuck buddies that occasionally let me suck them. my regular fuck buddy has probably given me a pint of his cum to eat, taking all the times i sucked him off.
i wouldn't enjoy eating my own if it didn't remind me of fresh, warm cum from a dude.

you should try, hot AF

Pass.

legit

tigel

As a teen I jerked off in my back yard once, my neighbour saw me and called the police. RIP dignity. At least I wasn't put on a list.

not sure if kek

but this surely is

when my girlfriend is really drunk and falls asleep i fuck her ass and film it

Crap ur right

you can fall asleep while your anus is being tickled? hardcore, user.

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction.

I have a 3 inch dick and I'm circumcised

When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. He would also beat me if I ever denied him. This went on until I was 16 and moved to another state

I've spent 75 dollars on girlfriend audios.

When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.

Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.

I like the band Echosmith

Batman v Superman is my favorite movie

The Last of Us. Half Life 2, and Ocarina of Time are my top 3

eeeewww batman v superman???

I can't tell if this is a pasta or if you're just one user posting this in every thread.

Agreed. user is a fucking degenerate for liking such an abomination.

Find a guy with a smaller dick. There are tons of them out there.

it's a patrick bateman rant

no u

don't meem me bro

I used to fuck my little sister
Got her pregnant at 15
She had a girl
Started molesting the girl at 6
Fucked her at 10
Best times of my life!

They say that im crazy because I used to talk to a stove. I'd tell it to lock. Shit.. I tell it a lot.

Lmao this is from one of the most upvoted askreddit threads
fuck off fag

how do you know? fag.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

Did You ask her to wash your cock good and clean?

how hard were u?

greentext it faggot

what does she do to tease u? who's hotter her or wife?

For ages I've been taking used diapers from family restrooms and masturbating with them.

bump

years ago i fapped to some teen kasia pics 14 times in a day

I licked my sister and her best firend's pussy

>gf is petit girl
>bfore dating just friends, tells me shes fantasizes about gangbangs and double penetration
>no i'm not a small dick man
>two years later gets drunk and tells me about her fantasies again over and over again how much she wants it
>get pissed she still thinks about this
>we start adding in gags blindfolds and earplugs ropes etc into our sexlife more and more
>pissed but cant get it out of my head now of her fantasies
>recruited guys on cl
>regular sex session shes blindfolded tied up and earplugs on, fuck her
>guys i recruited come in, fuck her right away
>she knows it isnt me right away and tries to stop it
>lube up her asshole and fuck her
>other guy sticks it in her mouth
>she cant move and we wont stop
>they leave and she never saw their faces
>helped her fulfill her fantasy forcefully in a shitty way because pissed
>she laid on the floor for hours crying from conflicted from guilt of having other men fuck her and that she feels like a whore and that she cheated and also getting multiple orgasms from it
>she's probably ruined for life now
>i don't care i see her as a whore after her drunk confession
>sorry and not sorry

I frequently masturbate in my office restroom

green text, what were their pussys like?

I only shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place.

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Very tight. One was bald (friend), sister had a little bit of fluff. Remember the taste like yesterday They were 10 and 11. I was 13

Stale pasta.

howd that come about? did either get really wet or cum?

I have a world in my head, I live fantasy life there.

Don't really know how to descripte it, Like a fucking anime inside your head, when you can do everything with everyone, 6 years passed arleady, and my story is fucking long.
>am I mental?