Alright whatever you want to know about life, ask i know all answers. The meaning of life, god, anything i know it all

Alright whatever you want to know about life, ask i know all answers. The meaning of life, god, anything i know it all

What it do, homes?

Im doing well my friend, and you?

Could do uses it could
Could Jesus eight upper redial
Could Jesus feet up and read Oso got you a pink that nobody can eat the burrito now leaving Jesus

Could Jesus eat a burrito so big that no one could possibly eat the burrito, not even Jesus?

Super. I'm stupendous, thanks!

If you say the burrito is too big to eat than no one could than Jesus probably couldnt eat it depending on you definition of "no one" and Jesus

wonderful

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drugs will open your mind while closing your mind choose and consume carefully bud

You fuckers have the answers to the universe at your fingertips, yet you wont ask

we're all brothers

How does one gain acces to the universal conciousness and be able to acces and apply all the information you gain from the universal conciousness at all times?

Meditation, everything you see is a projection of you and your thoughts. There is no such thing as universal conciousness at least in the way its normally defined

Can you please elaborate? How can I tap in and use all information I have read or absorbed in the past?

will layla london return to porn?

Like I said meditation, what information are you looking for? Something from a past experience or life? What you experience is an interface for you thoughts which may include death and rebirth generally in a cannon sense
I hope so

Well, I want to be able to master my memory to be able to perfectly apply the information I have absorbed through my studies

You have access to your memories, I cant tell you whether what you have observed is enough to be able to apply it to your life but Im going to guess that it isnt, we're all searching for something, why? Because there would be no meaning otherwise

How can I get fucking rich without effort or risk? Not lottery

Sucsess is a result of three things generally preparation, courage, and luck. Based on what you said you the first two things dont fit you, so the lottery is your best bet or try to get hit by a car or something and sue.

What are the lottery numbers for next week?

I dont fucking know, the lottery is a trick, you probably will never win, its just a false beacon of hope

How do i get hot 18-21 year olds when im 30?
Im unemployed and looking for a new job that will expose me to potential hotties.
I have a decent amount of money i can put aside for chasing them

False advertisement

Well if thats what you want to do, make yourself seem as if you are rich and successful, make stuff up about having a job and shit. Appearance and perception is everything including your perception of yourself. Personally I wouldnt do this, but im not here to tell you how to live your life.

Ill show you a false advertisment

Also chasing women is not the life you want to live, chasing women mostly leads to emptyness

Is this a meme? Why would you possibly think that you know all answers?

No meme my friend,maybe I misworded it I dont know "all" answers I cant tell the future, but I I know what creates and perpetuates our beings which gives you the answers to all we experience

can words change people?

sure, absolutely words and thoughts can change people just as much as any action

Ok explain what you obviously have on your mind... stop waiting for someone to ask

I wouldnt say im rich but i could flat out buy cars with cash and still have money to live above the line.
I want to have a job where i can slowly casually meet them instead of going in to the dating scene(its really toxic where i live, nothing but single mothers looking for a man to take care of their kid(s))

My life is already extremely empty, having sex and potentially someone to spend time with, is a very positive thing that could happen. I've spent the past 3 months out of work trying to date or atleast find someone to hang out with

I have plenty on my mind as I said before what you perceive as life is just a projection of your thoughts and yourself. Essientially nothing is real but everything is real at the same time

While 18-21 year olds wont do much for you emotionally, sexually they might help but that joy is only temporary. If thats what you desire than go for it buy a nice care, but if you want someone to spend time with look at yourself and ask why might a woman not want you? Try to view yourself from a 3rd person unbiased perspective and change what you need/want to

Im maybe 15lbs overweight
I used to work out, like /fit dedication level .Im strong and the only real sign is a little belly fat.
Personality wise i would say im pretty much normal but shy. If someone starts a conversation with me i can usually keep it going.But starting convos is difficult. Im pretty much laid back. The employees i managed over in my last job prefered to work on my shift vs the other 2 managers.Worked there for 8 years. I've got 6 solid references from them. Im not sure what else there would be to change

Lmao that's some dumb shit right there buddy

Think about how other people view you, you say you're shy it may just be that people dont notice you rather than not want you. Good or bad you have to be noticed in some way

you will understand at some point my friend

And when exactly will I "understand"?

Cant say, it depends on your mind it could happen tomorrow it could also happen a couple lifetimes from now. The universe is what you think it is

God you're cancer rofl

one day it will be clear to you my friend

Funny how you won't ever be proven wrong, because anything can be claimed to be valid since the only thing you can be fully certain of (and prove to yourself) is your own existence/consciousness, so you can make any absurd claim about anything or reality and what happens or doesn't happen after death, and to you it'll be true, since it "can't be unproven"...
Proof is just a sensory representation of information, and it can be just as invalid, since what our brain takes in can often differ from what's really happening.

But you claim to know what's going on, based on a bunch of assumptions which don't originate from any logic...

Will i die a virgin

can god make a weed so dank that even he can't smoke it?

You're right mostly, Everything I understand could be false, but the chances of that seem very slim, I have a different understanding of the world and perception than most. Well i assume its different than most.

sure if you want to
absoulutly

Why is that chance very slim? You believe it to be slim, but is it really? What probability would you be basing it on? Or are you just assuming that it's improbable that you're wrong, just because you don't want to be wrong?

Well im basing it from what I understand and have experienced, multiple lives and 100s of years of memories still not fully intact but there. Like I said I could be wrong and if I am I will have to be responsible for that, but I just dont think thats likely

So my first real girlfriend left me a few months back
She's this depressed chubby chick that I really fell for
Took her virginity she took mine all that fun shit

Anyways she left me cause she thought I was using her for sex, looking back I was being an asshole and not respecting her wishes when she said she wasn't in the mood

Anyways I felt horrible after this shit and tried apologizing but it didn't work, and she shoved a new guy did my throats that she rebounded to (he's gone now)

I don't really want her back that much anymore but idk
I have this music class with her and I kinda want to talk to her
Or do I go for the other cute girl in that class

I'm new to this shit

Why would you think that you hold memories from multiple lives? I'm constantly experiencing déjà-vu, and feel as if I've lived practically forever, but that doesn't mean that my consciousness is permanent.
You are a result of a reaction occurring, and even though it's "complex", your consciousness isn't ever lasting. You may think that you have, and will, live forever, but that's because the entire universe and everything you believe to be real or to have happened to you is simply your brain's interpretation of your surroundings. It's impossible to ACTUALLY conceptualize no longer existing, but considering that you and I are both just biological matter, it wouldn't make sense that our brains, an organ, wouldn't eventually decay.

go for the new girl, if you dont want the chubby girl than you dont want here

What you have lived, experienced, imagined, etc. IS your entire reality, but it doesn't mean that you are the ONLY reality to have existed.

Conscious is far from permanent, your mind has a perception of its being and the universe that it exist in. Hard to put into words but your mind is god, its whats is judging you what is preventing you from eternal peace but at the same time saving your from eternal suffering. Heaven and Hell are real in a sense, theres just no bearded man in the sky deciding this for you just your own mind/conscious

Why are you saying that consciousness if far from permanent, but then go on to say that your mind is what's preventing you from ETERNAL peace and suffering?...

Shut up Nigga.

peace is ending of "consciousness" in a mission completed sense while suffering is in a mission failed ending

I can't stop thinking about conspiracy and apocalypse. what's going to happen? how much pain is there going to be?

I don't really understand what you mean by this lol. In the end you still don't experience anything... maybe leading up to your non-existence you're experiencing satisfaction or disappointment? Is that what you meant?

What could happen? whatever the first thing you could imagine that could, your mind ultimatley controls your fate and all your concerns, but yet the best possible thing you could thing of coould happen its all on your will
The nd experience is not something I know of yet, but its far greater than any of us and what we could imagine, there is an ultimate goal.

Why does there have to be an ultimate goal? Is there a goal when a positive charge is attracted to a negative charge? No, that's just how matter functions in the universe. And you won't ever know of the end experience, since there won't be one. You're basically trying to solve for an x once it gets removed from the equation...
And of course, I could still be wrong, since the only things I could be certain of is that at this very moment, I exist, and that I could be wrong about anything/everything.

If somebody sends nudes but I hate their guts should I play along?

goal might have been bad word but i really dont know this far just that there is a much higher beings than us that we are essentially testing for, but not in a harmful or intrusive way
sure and absolutely