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Schaub is God

reem

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schaub bless brothers, someone give me an over under of how many loads i can drop on this pic for my cum tribute ;)

why'd you save the non-transparent one?

80% of /heem/ picked against reem.

why do I have this feeling Dana hates Robin Black?

lmao

>80%
you sure?

Whenever we want reem to lose, he wins. And when we actually want him to win, he loses in embarrassing manner.

Yeah after the fight happened it looked like 80% of the picks were gone, and it was the first fight of the PPV.

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just cause you don't think he's gonna win doesn't mean you aren't rooting for him.

calm down Ng, we all want reem to win always

>Robin Black
wew
why is this literally who being pushed so much by everyone?
it;s like mcgregor all over again

At least you h8ers are starting to come with terms with your repressed homoesexual feelings towards Schaub. No wonder you h8ed him so much lol.

>tfw the only pick I got right was Kelly

hows my odds

post bets

woah dude nice schaub pic you got there, that shit got me hard ngl, gonna cum buckets to that. Schaub bless as always.

>Actually won
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

>Vitor

Literally throwing away money

>3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
My body is ready, do you like vodka /heem/?

>Belfort

>belfort
>weidman
>johnson
>stipe
my guy are you trying to lose money?

what your eyes

>asstelum

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looks about half to me

Anyone got any medium rare reems?

>uncle tom belt buckle nigger

this webm makes sassi look like a pillow fisted retard if anything

JOB IS JOB! - Wanderlei Silva

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is that an extra from pirates of Caribbean?

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>economically illiterate socialist

why cause he TKO'd him, Weidman didn't even put him to sleep when he was in full mount. This post makes you look like a retard if anything.

I really really really think Rose should start training with Lloyd Irvin for sure

*CTE intensifies*

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never forget

youtube.com/watch?v=HKY9GiJgUHw

who /fullbelleh/ here?

>Canada is all one person
love this meme

Whoever you are or whatever you do, you'll get only what God prescribed for you.
AlhamduliLlah for everything God gifted me for my 28 years, I got much more than I asked. I know that many people was waiting for this fight and I fail them.
Want to bring my apologies for all my fans, UFC and my opponent Tony.
My health is fine now, thanks God. These tough testing only makes me stronger.
Thank everyone for the support.

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>food poisoning
>full belly
something aint right here

Is he back on the gas?

Why can't the Hues put together good fighters anymore ffs, seeing all their greats get BTFO was so much fun.

so what happens with lightweight now? tony is asking for mcgregor but that wont happen anytime soon.

is khabib tony still on??

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>is khabib tony still on??
Yes, they will fight on 210. And yeah, that's pure wishful thinking.

100%

why do you think he was in thailand for months?

>so get this, I told them I had food poisoning and the madmen actually believed it
dude look at his back when he had hunt against the fence. hes on the gas for sure

Bektic looked really good before he got DAMAGED, wonder how he will come back.

if they reschedule Khabib/Tony and it gets cancelled again I might go off the deep end lads

So proud of Dad Kelly

>It's a Khabib goes to a shitty hospital and pulls out episode
>It's a Khabib forgets to turn off the oven and misses the weight in episode
>It's a Khabib oversleeps episode

>Mark Hunt's face when he checks MMAFighting tomorrow and sees that Reem got flagged by USADA

>kalabeeb fighting anyone in the top 5

I HEEMED MYSELF TODAY

beat him more convincingly than tony

TO SEE IF I HAVE CHIN

salam aleikym, Dana, don't forget to take Ramadan dates into consideration while rescheduling.

inshallah, I will fight one day

Will ufc let woodley pick next opponent or he's fighting maia/Masdival winner

Tony damaged Dos Anjos, Khabib dry humped him

There's a muslim guy who fought during Ramadhan.

I wonder does it even matter at this point. The only supposed weakness he had was wonderboy and we saw what happened. Everyone else is no different to him

Woodley = WGAF, his stock is in the shitter, he will be co-main on a Mighty Mouse card at this rate

It's these times I love Uncle Dana

why is dana praising reem for not mentioning the poisoning? reem is a cheat

He'll fight the winner of Maia/Masvidal unless it's Maia then he'll fight the winner of Bisping/GSP for the 185 strap because WME

Still mad?

go to bed ariel, the IVs were legal.

but he'll still be the champ and you'll still be mad so who cares?

twood, mouse, and DC compared to GSP conor and ronda in terms of PPV sales really puts things into perspective

and i bet there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will preform mental gymnastics to ignore the systemic racism in the UFC

>no helmet

If you even a fraction of a fitefan, you don't want neither Woodley nor SWT to be a champ after this bullshit.

make a list of champions you don't like

Daniel Cormier
Tyrone woodley
Demetrious Johnson

>24 hours after the fact and whitebois still mad

Damn I know I wouldn't have been this mad about a fight. I'd have taken some time off /heem/ if wonderboi won.

Please try and calm down beige people. It's gonna be alright. It's all gonna work itself out eventually.

>thinking tyron fighting a smart fight and coming out with a win makes him a boring fighter after all his explosive r1 KOs

its like you have only seen 1 tyron fight or just have an extreme short term memory

Is Stipe a grade A shitposter?

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tbf there are more of your posts about how "whitebois" are mad lad.

Demetrius Johnson
Tyrone Woodley
Sir Michael Bisbong

Have you watched any of his embeddeds?

you forgot amanda

They wouldn't be there if 95% of the thread wasn't pure butthurt about someone they don't like winning. Now it's turning into Sup Forums 2.0 lmao, and you just know that if SWT won they'd be doing the same.

>poverty-stricken hovel
I pray to God one day you show your face in my neck of the woods. I think you'd be surprised my man. Your paternal instincts will kick in because of the rich family-nurturing environment.

Make a list of the biggest pussy duckers in UFC

Michael Bizbing
Conor Magrega
GSP

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You okay dude?

>when you see tyron lurking

>white
>black

hmm,,,

not everyone samefags all day like you

Time heals all wounds.

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Is this what they call "Prison Guard"?

>jacare is natty