What do women think about when they are sucking dick ?

what do women think about when they are sucking dick ?

"when is op finally going to cum? It smells so bad"

my wife first said it smelled bad, but then she got accustom to it, and now she loves it.

what are you thinkeng when licking pussy

Alimony and child support payments.

your right hand can talk?

killing my friends

what smells bad ? no personal hygiene

kek

checked

sick quints

Probably the same thing you do when you suck dick OP

i've witnessed

your cock still smells bad tho ishe got accustom gnomesayin'

Depending on how dominant you are and if you are cappable of making then orgasm they get incredibly turned on by being able to service you in this way.

Pulling her hair and telling her to get down om her knees for you will make the right girl shiver down her spine (that's a direct quote).

Some girls get bored and think about the same shit men do during the act.
We're easily distracted creatures but some girls will go to town on your cock like it's a dog at dinner time...

Noooice.

nice quince

Probably anticipating the wonderful, delicious flavor of his load when he nuts.

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Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you don’t feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you’re not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize that I’m right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn, there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about “butthurt” or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even “OC”? Tsk tsk. Hard to say, don’t want to get embarrassed user. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I cant wait, Its always fun playing insult roulette. Fucking idiot!

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CHEKT

Found the douche

Same shit you would think about if you could eat pussy. What do you think they are thinking off. "I wonder if I left the iron on?" fuck op grow up

get thread?

bruh its just common sense

do you actually know irl women

Whoa. I can't believe I read all that. Someone's a little bit butthurty.

It's ok to cry bro. Buttthurty stings. Use some of that lotion you keep next to your computer. Sooth the pain.

I can tell you from a fag's perspective

pretty much this

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It's douchey to point out that some people are submissive and get turned on by pleasuring their partner?

O shit

O shit

MY MOM.

le repeating digits xDDD we did it reddit! xDDDDD

Nice pasta bro, last person used this on me like a year ago, if anything it shows that you are insecure and can't stand when people jump on trends. Well meme'd friendo you earned 1 whole keks

kek

Nerd, gtfo if you don't know the origin of kek

"Why do you have a stick between your legs?? Men are so weird!! I'm glad I was born a woman"

>ishe
ishe?

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They think about daddy.

>gnomesayin'

I have to agree with this guy:
Yes, he worded it in the douchiest way possible, but some women get very aroused by being submissive. Dick sucking is an easy way to feel submissive.

Fuck off you piece of shit pagan.

>cant

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No scat porn please

THIS

damn

I don't know, OP. What do YOU think about when you are sucking dick?

>License plate
Nice

usually about wanting to get pube hairs out of the back of my throat

>kek
praise kek

Go on.

I actually live near a person who has WINRAR as their actual license plate.

When I did it, I was hoping the other guy wouldn't cum and make me swallow it.
>I'm a guy
>Sup Forums made me gay

Gay or femanon... prove your existence

Go home.

Holy shit dude

Ill kill myself if this post ends in 1

lmao why do you people act like being a female on this site is weird? Im a girl.

>gay
>hates cum
doin it way wrong

Checked... evil.

You're a degenerate. KYS

because girls dont exist on the internet

Gotta be careful, you know?

Self conscious intervals with effort

we definitely do

laundry, the shopping list, the inevitable flavor of salt and dirty pennies... but mostly pooping.

this is a boys only site t b h

Not wierd... just clearly more rare... and as most of us are clearly starving for interaction with a girl of like mind who's open about it, it's nice when you come along. We also hope you're hot... and kinda wanna see your tits.

Prove it. Tits and timestamp or gtfo.

almost had it buddy

But what if it ends in quads?

well then why is it the most frequented site on my pc??

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MtFs are not girls.

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Because you're cool af... but are you cool enough to show us your boobs?

Dude unzips his pants, cock half hard. I fish it out and start to suck

>he's kinda soft. Must be nervous.
>I'll just do a few laps around the head with my tongue, see how he likes it
>hello, that groan is a good sign
>his cock is hard. That's more like it
>time to go to town on this baby
>wonder what his load tastes like?

Scenario A:
>oh, a wedding ring. How the fuck can his wife get sick of this cock?
>never mind that, it's probably been a while. Indulge him
>suck his cock like your life depends on it
>WHOA, that's a big load
>fuck, he's trembling, there's more.. Better swallow
>this tastes so good!

Scenario B:
>this guy is definitely gay. Good thing stomach acid kills AIDS.
>just imagine you're sucking off a straight truck driver or something
>when will this be over

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Underrated as fuck.

>Gay as fuck.

>my wife

Probably what you think about when you suck cock

cos u are a sick fuck

...guess we all are

Guess not.

shit

Most women usually solve complex differential equations while sucking dick.

>waste of trips

How much they'll never have to do it again once she's plopped out 4 kids and your cornered dumbass

guess that explains why we haven't colonized our galaxy

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usu. the dick and the dude

Yes, world of warcraft. I love how you assume i don't know where something came from just because I realize it's retarded

>Waste of dubs

sauce?

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