How should I kill it, /b?

How should I kill it, /b?
Dubs decides

Set it free

Easy

Shave it. And then send it on its merry way.

Dissect that fucker alive

/thread

OP here, it escaped the trash bin while I was searching for an execution device. Is somewhere loose in my garage.

Think about this though. They are smart enough to return when let go. Unless you're willing to drive it somewhere, KILL

that sneaky fucker

eat it, alive, and raw, swallow without chewing.
where's the gif of that crazy hot chick doing exactly that?

put it outside, it will die someday.

it's called vivisection

Yea, sure, just release it so it votes for Hillary... Again....

eat him or let him go

EXACTLY. I have to kill, can't let it go

Brain surgery, Flowers for Algernon that fellow.

kek

if setting free aint an option. roll for space program.

OP here, can still hear it in my garage but know I won't be able to find it while drunkenly searching with my phone light. Suggestions?

NO FUCK I DIDNT WANT TO GET DUBS IT WAS JUST A JOKE LET THE POOR FELLOW GO

Just kill it quick... cut his neck or something

Fuck that, if I find it it's brain surgery time

Ayyyyyyyyyyy

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Snippy?

OP deliver pls

shit. I dont know how messy your garage is but you should be able to trap it inside the bucket while hes running if you find out in the open. cant run that fast.

Sup Forums space program you newfags

Trying still can't find it

feed a cat

It's clean af. Have you ever tried to catch a mouse? It's why they make traps and poison and cats and shit.

okay so heres what you can do, start looking for it holding the bucket upside down. when you see it try to put the bucket on it and trap it inside.

then open a hole over the bucket and pour water, drown it. rool for that. too

(second part is optional.)

Sorry Sup Forumsros. I'm giving up on finding it on my own. Will be buying poison tomorrow morning. Might take some myself. KEK

This sounds incredibly unrealistic

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Spit at it

gg

Next time, anons. Next time. I'll post pics of its corpse