Its my 21st

its my 21st
just bought a pint of Bulleit and a Kalamazoo Stout

anybody else have a birthday today?
also
anybody have any good 21st birthday stories?

who is this cutietock?

its almost my 21st ! im gonna be alone for it for sure

mariah mallad :)

im alone too user:c
but hey thats why we're here right?

I drank so much that I blew Chunks. Chunks is my dog

...

I have a story.
>be me
>21st b-day
>spend all of it alone because I have to the most literal of meanings, no friends
Happy birthday, user

wtf dude land whale, go kill urself u degenerate maggot.

thanks bud!
im noticing a trend of people who browse Sup Forums and being alone lol

nigga you the one who said she's cute

is mexico's independence day too

no shit?
I had no idea

hell yeah b/ro
i can make freinds but i dont meet any good ones

I feel you
I have this thing where I meet people but never make plans with them

I've lost all my friends due to that as well

I just like to be alone I guess lol

nothing wrong with than man. I do the same thing, I feel like if there are people worth keeping than ill see them again down the road

I beat myself up about it
old friends always remind me that I "suddenly disappeared" one day

but I guess theres nothing wrong with my behavior
the ones who matter have stuck around

I just need to learn to get out of my room and be social

i got kicked out of my friend group for being too attached, we all have our problems and leaning to live with them feels like part of the process of growing up. do you have a lady?

im litteraly stuck in my room everyday cause i quit my job, i hate life

Yea I have a girl
Shes a whole nother mess of issues though lol

shes bi polar and can get pretty delusional

but shes my best friend
and the sex is great

why'd you quit

me too but she can be stupid , but she is still my best freind
sex is awesome and keeps me going
wouldnt wanna replace that with hanging out with a bunch of dick chads

was a painter and felt like it was a dea end job
>im 21
wanna joing the millitary but my blood suger is too high so im pretty much fucked atm

just curious
have you ever cheated?
in anyway shape or form

lol just did about a month ago with an ex GF
cheating reminds me how much i love my girl for who she is and how empty sex is garbage compared to what i feel with my girl
but i dont feel bad about cheating, i think its healthy

just do something thats easy and pays the bills
I picked working at a liquor store
im really cynical and love watching dumbass racist rednecks drunkenly try to buy more booze all day

do you have a degree?

no degree, but i feel like collage is the only option, ive tried it before and it feels so forced. every one there is a fucking fag trying to be cool, while in fuking debt. i like the trades but i want more with my life

I only feel remorse when im caught

its kinda fucked but with my last two exs ive been with so many girls
it fucks with me when Im really high or on acid so I kinda stopped

and I feel the same way
every girl ive been with is nothing compared to what I have right now

>but i dont feel bad about cheating, i think its healthy
So you'll be cool with it when you find out she cucked you with Tyrone McNiggington?

ive been there but ive never been caught, so i can only imagine how it feels. im only cheating once in a while because my game isnt the best but when i do im on all kinds of drugs.
the girl im with now is a goody two shoes and i have to force her to get high. its pretty lame but i still love the shit out of this girl

I feel you
I dropped out of higschool bc I couldnt deal with people

I feel like the trick to making money is to just roll with whats trendy
and by that I mean like
get into the weed industry
I learned how to trim and made good money when I was 16
trimmed for a licensed grower too

that and glass blowing
get with a indie company and churn out bowls all day

Are you from Kalamazoo or do they sell that shit outside of Michigan now?

my girls a nurse:+
so I feel you there
getting her to drink with me sunday tho

hell no, i cheat , but she doesnt. i pick my ladys wiesly. butif she cheated on me witha brother id dump her quicker than Michael Jordan

Im from ann arbor

I know they have a brewhouse in florida
so maybe they sell it there too

i have to plan drinking with my GF as well, it feels forced but its so fun. if she was down to drink all the time though id be a god damed alcoholic . just with she did shroms with me!

youre liveing the life man

>21st birthday
>no bar will serve me because the DMV wasn't open and I couldn't get my 21+ license
>friends buy a ton of four lokos for some reason
>drink 3 and a half of them
>cant get my dick out fast enough to piss
>pass out standing up, fall into my puddle of piss
>wake up in the driver's seat of my car, not where it was parked before, but not crazy far
It was ok

y'all did shrooms?
how was that

my girlfriend wants to but im afraid I'll have an anxiety attack and accidentally say some dumb shit

well I personally dont blow
just observed friends in the industry making money
and I quit trimming bc I got on probation and cut ties with my caregiver

So Im working a pizza job and the front counter at a liquor store

>nd wants to but im afraid I'll have an anxiety attack and accidentally say some dumb shit
she wont because shes afraind.
i recomend them , but be very afaird because they are one hell of a trip!

godamn three fucking four lokos
rats off to you sir

how old are you ?

Well im pretty experienced with shrooms and lsd
its just that shes not
and she knows I like them so she wants to do them

21 my dude

oh ok. im in the same boat.
im kinda glad my girl isnt there yet though cause it reminds me how innocent she is , making the sex wayyyy better.
i think one day ill be able to get her though, i honestly plan on marring the girl. im so alone but she is there for me

nice , me too.
i like the same time jobs and i make enough money , but i want more in life. i wanna be able to afford two dogs and a hot tub without being trailor trash

honestly it sounds like we're twins

I live in a trailer with two other dudes
/m\

first time ive ever talked to anyone humanly on /b
shit is too real man, i feel what youre going through b/ro. and let me tell you what, its fucking hard

youre still young like me so its chill. i live trashy too
but i wanna rise up mothafuka!
i wanna support my family and all that gay shit

same yo
its super hard
ive lost all my old friends
my bestfriend turned gay for me
and all my friends who're girls have boyfriends who are assholes

I was in a band after I dropped out
we openedup for some big bands (Sponge for one..yes I know one hit wonder)
so Im striving to make a living in the music industry somehow
I dont mind if its on stage or in the studio but its my passion

holy shit man. im living the same life. my best but cam has been gay but i think its affecting him so now he has to do his own thing and split. i love that dude like a brother and shit was weird somtimes but never gay
and my budies freinds GFs are literally too much to handle so i dont even bother double dating
I feel like alot of people share these ideas but never share them. i bet thats why everyone is so resentfull

i love playing my shecter man !
death metal for life!
but i do it as a hobby.
as much as i would love to play music as a career, im too afraid ill end up no making it as a musisian

I feel for you

dude
most men are locked in their masculinity and hide behind it

fuck
most people have a facade they hide behind

I knew this girl for seven years
then we spent a night together and talked about real shit and I felt like I met her for the first time

I strive to be as open as I can with people
even If im within seconds of meeting them

I also strive to be kind and giving
as well as forgiving

(not religious even tho that made me sound hell christian)

ever been on stage?

Excellent alcohol choice user.

Happy Birthday

deep man
im not religious, but i keep an open mind to anything, no matter how rediculous
i try my hardest not to pretend to be what the trends make others be and be true to who i am although i feel like most people try to brake me down just because of it
and those people i will never wanna hang out with

i wish. ive played outside of malls and towns to raise a few buxs though
hbu?

thanks m8
cheers

thats a start
I played outside of a gas station to build confidence

10/10 would chill with you

what state do you live in?
im in michigan and its either bitter stuckup libtards. stuckup asshole rich boys, or dumb alcoholic rednecks

its a confidence builder for me as well
and its also for the ladies, so many girls check me out , and makes it so worth it
so glad i leaned guitar

dam, i had a bud sam who moved there.
im all the way in CT man where everyone is either trendy or a hillbilly
im joining the millitary cause i find alot of the people who join share a similar mind set and finding people like you is way to hard because every one is hiding behind what they want peolpe to think of them

Well
what I do is keep reminding people to let go of their insecurities and say what they truly feel

i feel alone user.

do you smoke?
that helps keep me happy

im pretty high right now, but im suppose to stop for the airforce.
Ive been smoking weed since sophomore year, makes me one happy dude, but it never gave me true happiness

>it's thursday night, the night before my 21st birthday and my friend invites me to her house to take me out at midnight with some of our other friends
>i get to her house around 11pm, down a couple beers and a shot
>walk to first bar at midnight and the bar gives me a shot for free. it's something really gnarly that they're infamous for giving fresh 21 year olds. its like beer mixed with sriracha
>play bar games for a bit, move on to next bar
>take a lyft with my friends to downtown
>go to the second bar, kiss the buffalo (it's my school's mascot and a tradition to kiss on your 21st) and get another free shot
>friend buys me a shot of jaeger
>mfw that's my fifth drink of the night and it's only 12:30
>move on to next bar
>get my free drink and bounce
>next bar, same thing
>make it to the second to last bar
>take their free shot, and they splashed me in the face afterwards
>friend buys me a beer
>other friend buys me a shot
>drink count till this point is 10
>my other friend who i had been crushing on at the time showed up and i get so happy
>memory starts to get fuzzy at this point
continue?

hell yea
keep going

Was a buddy of mines Thursday, and mines on the 20th. We've worked out a scheme to get drunk every Thursday for literally free at the local arcade bar. Thursday is "Mean Rock Band " where the guy running it makes fun of the drunks trying to play, but if you score 95% on expert you get a free shot. I just jerk off on bass and easily get shots, he sings and usually does decent, and we take our drummer friend who doesn't drink but loves games to win us bonus shots. We just keep signing up over and over. The guy jokingly calls us the house band now.

On my buddy's birthday it was pretty empty so we had the run of the game. We must of had like 10 shots of whiskey each before the place closed. Great birthday.

fuck it i'll keep going with the story
>bs with my friends for a bit here, a couple of em go home because it's 1am at this point
>we're about to leave to go to the last bar and then i run into a guy from my high school who i hadn't seen in a while
>we chat for a bit, he decides he's buying me a drink
>ohfuck.jpg
>i drink it like a champ
>move on to next bar, don't remember getting there or being there except for a snapchat of me singing the wrong words to journey's "don't stop believing"
>apparently took another shot there
>wake up the next morning
>oh shit how did i get here?
>walk to front door, find my key in the door
>oh ok so i left my key in the door... oh wait why is there a sandwich next to my bed, i don't remember this
>whatever. still hammered but go to class anyway.
>i notice the window screen is off the front window. seems normal since my roommate always forgets his key and takes off the window screen to climb in through the window.
>get back from class at 3pm. Now 13 hours since going out on my birthday I am still tipsy.
>really glad i ate a huge meal last night before getting drunk because otherwise i'd have thrown up a long time ago
>it's now 11pm and im sitting in my bed, smoking my first legal joint
>hear a tap on the window
>wtf.jpg
>open the window slowly because im afraid its a homeless person kicking my window
>oh shit it was my window screen tapping against my window in the wind
>oh now it's all coming together
>from all the evidence i found throughout the day, here's how i got into my apartment last night:
>put my key in the door, couldnt figure out how to open it so i left it in the door
>took off front window screen, found window locked
>go around back to my window
>take off window screen, damaging it in the process
>slide window open
>fall into my room, knocking everything off my windowsill
>close window
>take off clothes, climb into bed

>>i texted my friend this story that night and this is what she told me:
>> she took me to a sandwich shop to buy that sandwich but i was too drunk to eat it.
>>while i was at the sandwich shop i held the doors closed so that people couldn't come in or out. lol im a shithead apparently
>>kept telling her i love her (this is the friend i was crushing on)
>>she took me home, asked me if she needs to help me to my apartment
>>"no im ok i can walk"
>>and then i broke into my own apartment and carefully set my sandwich next to my bed