Ask a straight guy who is packing this anything

Ask a straight guy who is packing this anything

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>those tats
WHY

what are chicks reaction when they first see it?

Flaccid ?

What's your political stance?

Cuz i like them ;)
It actually depends, but most of the time they try hard not to laugh or to have a weird smile on their faces
One girl even already asked me point blank if this was a joke or something

Almost fully hard

How did you take this picture?

I genuinely feel bad for you.

Bro that sucks. What are the measurements?

Not much into it but i would say democrat ?
iPhone on timer using the shower to hold it

>One girl even already asked me point blank if this was a joke or something
cool, that dick is a bitch-filter.

Is it cold?

How do you want off? Full hand or two finger method

thanks but no need to be :)
1-2cm soft and 8 to 10cm hard

No pretty hot actually!
When i was young i used to use the full hand but now i'm more comfortable using just two fingers

>hook up with older woman
>she 47
>me 25
>she can take me balls deep
>she asks me to pound her
>found someone to sex with that I don't have to worry about stabbing in the cervix
>after she says
"You have a big dick. It looked big in the pics, but in person, wow"
>she asks if we can do it again next week

at least you don't have to worry about stabbing women in the cervix, op

How many girls have you fucked? Were they satisfied at all?

>1-2cm soft and 8 to 10cm hard
dam dude

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Thats one problem i will never have to deal with sure lol! but a least i guess you already experienced having a girl vagina squeezing around your dick when she climax ?

Only 3 so far and i couldn't really tell you..

My dick is bigger than average and I've only fucked 4 women. Been married for 15 years. So it's not all bad op.

yeah, kinda hard to feel through a condom though, but maybe I should find some better ones. sometimes in missionary I can feel her uterus get really hard. that combined with her lack of composure at climax is really hot. makes me wonder if women find the same thing hot in men?

> "Straight guy"
> has thumb grip indicators for when his boyfriend pounds his ass
> nice try fag

op here; lmfao nice one never heard before ;)

I guess it's just about finding the right one ;)
You should feel lucky i would really like to feel that too one day!

Damn bro I need to compare my dick with yours.

I may be a grower but I'm pretty small here. 2 1/2 cm flaccid and 15 1/2 cm hard. Like legit, we should do some star wars.

really it's the first thing that came to mind when I saw that tattoo. Maybe I'm the fag.

>2 1/2 cm flaccid and 15 1/2 cm hard
bs

have you ever taken an ice bath? your dick shrivels up. mine probably goes from 1.5 in cold to 8 in erect

Looks like flaccid where should look the same ;) But you are way bigger erect !
Fag or too much of a geek you choose ;)

>mine probably goes from 1.5 in cold to 8 in erect
no, it doesn't.

If a take a cold bath/shower or stay more than an hour in the pool, mine start to look like a button and can mesure like 1 1/2 cm

>FEELS HER UTERUS GET HARD

Nigger take an anatomy class.

mine actually goes 5cm inside, forming a pengina

I bet you could feel it in missionary with a thin girl

Do you have any more pics you'd like to share?

t. captain smoldick

how do you feel when looking at mine?

are you a big guy?
no, cpt. smoldick is op, that is someone else

Better because i'm not a fucking fatty

Not particularly
look bigger obviously

I think he was asking me lol

why don't you just dress like this so more of the world will love you?

Oh well, just curious. I'm glad you're so comfortable with yourself though. Too many guys are paranoid.

>off by one

>off by one

I guess that's what I get

im 19 yrs old and ive fuck 4 people

Cuz i don't really care if more of the world love me or not and cuz blue sucks lol
Thanks :)

>off by one

How long is this going to go on

two posts in a row, as 999-993=6, not 1

very long, if you don't understand basic arithmetic

Mine measures roughly the same,
I envy your lack of lack of self-esteem

>iPhone on timer using the shower to hold it
> iPhone
> Showers have water

I see you balls are bigger than mine sir.

many phones can survive brief immersion in water. glue used in their construction, while making modularity and self repair difficult, provides an effective water barrier. I imagine falling into the shower wouldn't be a game ender

>off by two

guess I'll kill myself