Ask a pedophile anything

Ask a pedophile anything

How do you like your eggs?

Are you registered?

kys

tits or gtfo

Sex offender? Nah I haven't broken any laws
Any way, really. I like when the yolk is very runny though
no
Don't have them

Why is Gentoo the best distribution?

Because it offers everything you need a computer to do in a compact way without bloat.

Good answer.

How do you feel about the demonization of non offending pedophiles?

Why is it that when a 17 year old takes a nude selfie, they can be charged as being a child sex offender even though they didn't do anything with children?

1.are you gay or autistic/have any autistic fetishes (scat, inflation furry etc) (traps count)

Have you actually had any direct contact with cute kids? like having them on your lap and hugging them?

...

Because they are distributing underage nude images, even if it's of themselves they don't have that right.

NO U

If you ever get accused of anything, no matter what it is, always deny everything. There's never any benefit to caving in, especially if you are innocent. They'll try to tell you it's better just to take a plea deal, but if you never talk, and you never even try to be friendly with the fuckers, eventually they'll have to let you go.

Too many pedos get fucked over with this shit, and they think that pleading guilty to a false accusation will protect them in some way.

Why isn't the law less harsh? I mean like, there's a difference between taking a selfie and molesting kids..

I don't agree with it. While I get why they have that hatred I think most people should try and understand where they come from.
Short and simple answer is stupid laws.
Eh, I guess a few. I think furfag images aren't too different from normal stuff so I guess there's that. I have been in contact with girls, yes.

Don't worry, I'm not planning on doing anything illegal.

Wich kid from movies would you like to fuck?

Uh, well that's kinda specific. I don't watch too many movies at all, really

I'm a pedophile as well, and if you haven't offended, that's great. I'm trying to never offend or act on it either. If it means expunging myself from interacting with children completely, ill do it because I don't want to put myself or anyone else at risk. People should understand that not all pedophiles offend Jesus Christ and it's like; I want to get help so that I can deal with it easier, but obviously I'm afraid of what will happen if I open up to a therapist.

Yiff in hell you autistic furfag and stay away from kids because you are too emotionally retarded to be trusted (you probably aren't even actually attracted to kids but you might do something anyway because you are a degenerate.)

Would you like to fall in love with someone of the kids you follow?

Taking a nude selfie of yourself when underage doesn't get you the same sentence as molesting a fucking kid. You can't even be charged as an adult for that regardless.

Most underage laws are really fucking stupid, for example, when i was 16 (only 3 years ago) i wanted to buy a dildo. They denied me my purchase, and that made me wonder, why would adults encourage kids to have safe sex but deny them the tools they need to masturbate safely? Safe masturbation has literally zero risks involved AND it discourages kids from having sex sooo...?? Why???

whats the best way to silence a crying child during rape?

Would you like to be a no pedo?

You can still be charged as a child sex offender and spend up to 5 years in jail!! Your life is basically over with those charges!!!

Alright, have a good night dude.
Yeah, keeping away from kids would be best for you if you worry about stuff like that. Talking to therapists might not be the best idea either, never know what they can pull.
I don't know what you mean by follow, but yeah it would be nice to be in a relationship, but I know that it would be unhealthy. I think there would have to be some societal shift to make it not harmful, like it was before.
It's a pickle. They probably want to change it but they fear if they do they'd be promoting pedophiles and stuff like that. Kind of odd.

do you own a motorcycle?

do you own a house? if not do you live in a flat? a van? an RV?

are you like the creepy pedos shown on tvs and movies? what do you thing about that portrayals?

do you think theres something wrong with you?

I thought I was a pedo until I held my 7 year old cousin in my arms and she told me she loved me. Children are not for sexual they are for protec. All the sexual urge goes away.

The worst I got was a chub when we were tussling once, and it's really all just fantasy. Children can be very pretty but outside of fantasy you won't find them sexually desirable or want to molest them unless you are a degenerate predator like a homosexual or are emotionally stunted like an autistic or abuse victim.

Of course I'd love to not be a pedophile. Would make my life a hell of a lot easier.

Someone in your family or friends know what do u like?

so homosexuals are degenerate predators but yet.....you admit you got a hard-on while wrestling with a 7 yr old girl???

yes you can. a 17 year old guy got arrested and tried as an adult for having pictures of his own dick. which is just great. he was tried as an adult for a crime that he could only have committed as a child.

No

I live in a flat with my mates

No, I'm nothing like that. I find the portrayals funny, but also kinda hurtful. I don't really care through.

I don't think it's wrong from a human standpoint. I think it's something normal. From a societal standpoint, yes.
There are some pedos who tell stories of them talking to their parents about it. I can't fathom why they'd do it. So no, nobody knows.

That doesn't always matter. You can get accused if anyone simply gets suspicious, or thinks they can get something from you or your employer. I'm just extending a bit of advice to a fellow.

Well, I appreciate it. Thanks man.

Yes. Homosexuals want to destroy the innocence of children child predators aren't even very attracted to kids they just want to abuse them. People who actually find them attractive end up realizing they don't actually want to do anything do them and don't find them sexually attractive.

The chub was just from the physical contact which made me worry, but it has never happened again.

fake news. Details are purposefully committed.

Uh, alright then.

>Everyone who is attracted to the same sex as themselves is a child molester
Jesus you're a fucking idiot

So any more questions? I'm being honest with you.

would you like to own a motorcycle or are you more of a car guy, if so, what kind or bike/car do you like?

would you like to own a house? live in a cabin somewhere /out/ish? or do you like RVs?

What do you think about the kids getting messed up and shit when people like you do get their hands of them? dont you find that kind of selfish?

And you're a fool who doesn't know how a sodomite operates. They get off on degradation and are slaves to their lust. The idea that they are totally normal and engage in relationships and sexual behavior that mirror heterosexual ones is modern propaganda totally disconnected from reality.

When did you realize you were a pedo?

Not OP but in grade 2 I had my first crush on a girl. I just never stopped being attracted to girls of any age.

>Yes. Homosexuals want to destroy the innocence of children
wat

>child predators aren't even very attracted to kids they just want to abuse them.
most of the time it's just rapist looking for an opportunity, but not all the time

>People who actually find them attractive end up realizing they don't actually want to do anything do them and don't find them sexually attractive.
nope I definitely find them sexually attractive even after working in a kindergarten for a few weeks

are you aware that no children ever will consent your actions because their brains aren't as developed to form an actual relationship of that kind and that you will have to take that secret to the grave?

I wouldn't like a motorcycle due to some odd laws where I live. To be honest I'm not big into cars.

I'd like a house but I'm content where I am.

Like me? I don't do that type of stuff. I'm sure that if I did it would mess up the kid, but I think that's more due to society in general. I'm sure if we had a different type of society it wouldn't be harmful (or as harmful)
When I was 14 and I still thought much younger girls were cute
I don't think you give children enough credit.

You're autistic, you only find them superficially attractive because autistics are emotionally retarded. This is very dangerous, stay away from kids.

I also find children attractive both physically and emotionally and I'm definitely not autistic. But please continue with your stupid delusions.

great answer, man
please don't procreate

Pretty much exact same experience as me.

>I'm sure if we had a different type of society it wouldn't be harmful (or as harmful)

what would be your ideal society?

how do you move around your town/city?

if you had a gun to your head and had to shoos a motorcycle what would you choose?

what odd laws do you talk about?

>Ask a pedophile anything
How it feels to be a fag?

I do give children credit because I remember how I thought when I was little, I knew about sex and relationships since I was 6 but compared to how I think now almost 15 years later I can tell you no child is prepared to be introduced into real shit, children are smart and getting smarter, but they will never be consenting as adults, they are not aware, they don't have the fault other adults find them appealing
No child should go through that stuff, they get traumatized physically and emotionally

You're a furfag and have other autistic/gay fetishes, you are autistic or gay or both by definition. You don't know what you feel that's part of what autism does.

Have you ever thought of abducting your little blonde dream princess to a remote log cabin in the woods? For sexual and non sexual purposes?

What is best in life?

By turning the rape into a homicide

I'm not the furfag and children are definitely my worst fetish

You really like your motorcycles, don't you?
Not really. I'd.love to be able to live with my dream girl but I'm not expecting it to happen in my life.

limey logic at its finest. im guessing you have bad teeth and a hard drive full of gay CP. just admit you like boys.. nobody here cares.

That is exactly what i was planning my whole adult life since i had these feelings for the little girls. I mean with 8 billion humans on earth if one girl went missing i mean its not that big issue. I call them human resources, they grow by themselves and i am the harvester. By the way my hideout already been build just waits for me and my queen to come.

are you not
>Eh, I guess a few. (autistic fetishes)
>I think furfag images aren't too different from normal stuff (clearly a furfag)

Hey, you're not me. Shoo.

I'm not OP I'm a different pedo

>You really like your motorcycles, don't you?

fuck yeah, im also into RVs but i dont own one... now onto the other questions:

>I'm sure if we had a different type of society it wouldn't be harmful (or as harmful)

what would be your ideal society?

how do you move around your town/city?

if you had a gun to your head and had to shoos a motorcycle what would you choose?

what odd laws do you talk about?

No, that was me. I also never said I was into furfag drawings, only that they didn't seem too different from normal drawn porn

>if you dislike thing you must be thing!!

The dumbest of all sodomite/sodomite enabler arguments. I dislike spiders therefore I am a spider.

If you're down for genital mutaltion my sexual fantasy is to slice up a pedophiles genitalia.

This is what every pedo is trying to achieve. Its just a lever you have to move inside your head. Once you see the perfect little girl you either risk and try to take her or you go home and fap. I mean why value human life anyway? They are not that rare or valuable like other fuckers want you to think.

I don't think it's much of an argument I think he's just making fun of how stupid you sound when you make absurd blanket statements about massive groups of people you know nothing about and claim they're the worst people on the planet while also denying that any sexual deviation on your part could be anything but meaningless.

why havn't you become a an hero yet?

You like boys an girls ?

Ask a pedo anything with a white ford van and a urge to lurk on public playgrounds and schhols. My trip has been prepared just waiting for the right moment to snatch the perfect girl. My ass is unmarked mean unregistered this is my first my final engage and it will be good. I will live with my princess far from civilization and i will do with her what i desire.

>absurd blanket statements

T.fag enabler. Watch some common filth or something.


I haven't had any sexual deviation. Just confusion/misunderstanding that made me think I might be a pedophile when I wasn't.

If there was a change in the age of consent law , what age would you think is acceptable .

Thanks for creating this thread
people really need to know more about pedos and how they think

As a pedophile I must say, kill yourself. If you cared about kids you wouldn't abduct one you faggot. Learn how to control your fucking sexual urges.

It would start with 6 years old

Should be lowered to 6 years of age

I am waiting for a good time to.
Only girls
Well that's a weird question. Like I said we live in a society where 18 is a healthy age of consent law. If we lived in another culture or society it could be lowered until it reached where it damages kids.
No problem. I'm thinking of making another thread tonight, after work.

Anyways, I'm heading off. Just a note to everyone here, if you see someone acting like a stereotypical pedo, talking about kidnapping kids they're most likely just larping. Of course there are people like that, but the majority of people are not like that, I doubt you'd find any actual child kidnappers here.

16 is perfect age of consent but sex outside of marriage should be illegal. (not joking)

I worded that wrong. Currently anything under 18 or 16 hurts kids. That's not alright. I think in other cultures or societies we should lower it until it reaches a point where it's the lowest it can be whilst being safe.

Fuck modern society. In the medieval ages and before everyone in charge fucked 6 years old slaves. Even the vikings our ancestors when they pillaged a settlement they took the small babygirls for sex with them. I want do same. Fuck modern society and morale

Meme history isn't real. Even the romans hated pederasts despite it being prevalent and this shit wasn't prevalent in the middle ages at all. At best a 12 year old noble would be married to someone older for political reasons.

16 is legal her in England , I met my gf when she was 13 , I was 18 , I married her when she was 16 , but I had to get her perants permission, then there was a big fuss as she wanted to stay on in sixth form at school but the school didn't want her too , the local church got involved , as it was a catholic school an they had to let her back in ,

Kys

I'm in England where the concent is 16 , I believe it got set there as younger girls where dying during child birth , but I think young people seam to be reaching maturity sooner and there's a lot of talk about lowering the consent to 14

Dont fall for pedoOP bullshit statements. He constantly thinks about to do what his true desires are. To snatch a little girl and drive her off far away for sexual desires.

Yeah for sure. You brainwashed cuck you really believe in that bullshit right? Are you OP? Then i know with what a stupid person i talking to. Try harder OP the friendly pedo.

this might sound a bit offensive, but idk really, are you planning on looking for therapy for your tendencies?

OP here, final final message.

Have a good day.

I'm not OP too bad.

OP how is that feels to you that nowadays every second somewhere on this earth an adult man ejaculate into a young under 14 years old pussy? And you still keep trying so hard kek.

Hebephile=/=pedophile

op??? before u go.. tell us the most amount of cock you ever stuffed in a 5 year old's butt. and pics or it didnt happen.