ITT: We poorly describe video games and see how many others can guess what it is

ITT: We poorly describe video games and see how many others can guess what it is
I'll start
>wake up on operating table
>weird Simpsons guy wants to use me as general or some shit
>fuckthat.jpeg
>run away while Simpson fucks my gf

>be me
>special forces
>sent to middle east to gain intel for our corporation
>disease going around everywhere, so place is quarentined
>find out my company created the disease to sell vaccines or some shit
>pissed off, I decide to stay in quarentine and tell people on internet

Until the last line looked like Dude Sex.

doom
metal gear v

my turn:
>late for work
>overcook someone's soup
>fuck up real bad on the job
>need to become interdimensional janitor HR guy with a speech impediment

janitor for a HR guy*

spec ops?

wrong, but nice try.

>be highschool student
>get with every female in the school
>shoot yourself in the head to kill demons

this is obviously Dying Light. what do i win?

Every Persona game

a poorly edited hitler reaction

3 specifically good job

Worth. give me another one. i dont get the way these other fags describe things.

>military commander in space
>fighting aliens and robots
>have to choose between letting a girl die or a guy die in one of the last levels

>Was bandit when was young
>Mates abandon me for being a pussy and being shot
>Bitch ass government decides I have to find my old mates and kill them
>KILLING SPREE
>Ok buddy, you can live your life
>PS. That was a lie lol

>be me
>poor as shit
>at least have hot sister
>get tricked
>sister is kill
>im also kill
>wait, im not kill
>thank you cripple lady
>also doge.exe
>condoms in a videogame?
>cant save you from your irl canceraids


good luck

either mass effecrlt 1 or 2, ima go with 2

Nope, 1, you can keep everyone alive in 2

Red dead redemption

Go to fair. Meet nice girl. Suddenly in middle ages.

Chrono trigger

Pokemon mystery dungeon 2

i want someone to get this. HINT 1: xbox 360 exclusive

Eh, low hanging fruit. Couldn't help it.
Fuck, does this mean I need to play the shit out of Mystery Dungeon?

shenmue

game is lit fam. you should play it, not in public thon pokemon makes you look faggy

Fable 2

une
>thanks for patching me up, doc
>head straight north and die

deux
>start new game
>stats: killed 1

trois
>ice-man waking up from ice-sleep
>see cool gun in locked box "coming back for ya!"

>wake up as a nigger
>ooo free bike man shieeeet
>get pulled over by po po
>these my duggets now playa
>all you had to do was follow the locomotive Johnson first name carl

yes
i fucking love you. best game series (minus the 3rd one) ever.

San Andreas

>Be me
>Late for work
>Destroy workplace in accident
>Military almost kills me
>several times
>End up leaving with some grey guy in a suit after killing a fetus

Fable 2

Grove street 4 lyfe

Who cares? I'm a big boy and I'm gonna play the shit out of some Pokemon. Thanks man.
GTA3?
>best game series (minus the 3rd one)
Glad some Anons are alright.

Half Life 1

assuming you didnt read the other guys answer, i fucking love you too. glad other people have played my all time fav game

Various Fallout games

Half life

Yeah, only saw it after I posted. It was a good description, used to love that game.

>be me, middle aged dare devil
>wife got sick and died, left me to raise kid by myself
>pimp frames me for terrorism
>have to find meds for sick kid
>kill pimp and save kid, somehow clear my name

This one was fucking easy tho, Fable 2 popped to mind before I was done reading it.

>city gets destroyed
>come on man
>asshole does his own vigilante justice
>COME ON MAN THAT ISN'T HOW THIS WORKS
>weird assholes follow his ideal
>have to get my own ragtag group to deal with them
>even weirder assholes decide to step in and be fuckboys
>they're being run by a conspiracy and don't even know it
>hate my life

>be me
>on a neon platform in a giant black expanse
>wtf
>some guy hits me with a disk
>ded

Dead rising 2

okay, this is an old original xbox exclusive, good luck
>special security squad i think?
>called to govt facility
>not too bad
>o shit, its bad fam
>ppl dead, virus
>people be zombies
>wait, not zombies?
>aliens fam, aliens
>get infected
>switch between virus and human
>so fucking lit
>its all a big consipiracy

probably not as hard of an explanation as it should be, whatever

>have nightmares
>some cockhead asks me very specific questions
>wake up
>become the cockhead
>do various odd jobs around town

>be me
>hanging w/ friends, play some stupid game for free food.
>lost. Take a nap.
>visit sick friend at hospital
>fallofrome.jpg

Half-Life

GTA V

>neon
>disk
has to be tron?

HOLY SHIT AREA 51? That game was pretty rad.

nope

holy fuck that was fast. yup. you got it.

fuck. too hard fam. pokemon mystery dungeon 1

good jobs

> bad guy army formation marches towards you
> front line of bad guys shoots at you
> you can take cover from the shots
> you have to break cover to shoot back
> the cover breaks down a little with each shot and eventually the bad guys can shoot through it

space invader

Replayed it recently. Pretty clunky but its still pretty cool for an xbox game

Space Invaders

wtf lol. good fucking riddle my dude. im lost

> run around a maze grabbing items
> bad guys chase you around the maze, trying to kill you
> a few of the items let you turn around and kill the bad guys, but most of them don't
> object is to grab all the items

yep

Persona pretty obvious

Slender: The Eight Pages

Pac-Man.

Or Home Alone.

yeah i want to. probably will over an emulator of some kind

Half life?

>deux
Post this one's name before the thread's up.

fucking what nigga

>be locked up
>sliver hero breaks you out
>walk a little bit when you almost die by fatty
>kill fatty and find your friend sliver bro
>he's not gonna make it
>he gives you a parting gift
>kill silver bro

Stardew Valley?

>you wake up
>huge-ass world
>stupid dirt poor squids everywhere with mudhuts
>you build shit

Dark cloud

Minecraft or Terraria

nope.
the first one.

>be me
>Great woodworker
>Good farmer
>Excellent swordfighter
>Has bowskills
>Sssssssssssss

Minecraft

"I'd like two number 9's; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda."

Correct.

Part 2

>keep doing random jobs around town
>people can't finish them
>cockhead keeps taunting you in nightmares
>friend comforts you whoever you go.

>be me
>on tower in deserted city
>thinking about people talking about me
>sad
>dives off tower
>beats everyone's ass for 30 hours straight

>slap some titties
>kill some aliens
>kill some pig-aliens
>slap some alien titties
>throw some shit (literally)
>jet fuel cant melt steel balls

Correct. Let me try harder:

>green shits take over wall
>ghost attached to protagonist
>political manipulation

Tron?

>be me
>randomly enter some weird maze
>advance through it, find some vegan shit
>mother is a fucking lunatic and wanna kill me
>i am jesus
>i am bad
>i am everyone

Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem Forever.

>Rogue transmission

no

duden now im even more fucking lost.

is this a game you made up while on a coke-binge?

hotline miami

> run up and down a hill
> bad guys chase you
> if they catch you, you cuss up a storm and then fall off the hill
> objective is to run over every part of the hill

The Binding of Isaac

Obviously Dark Souls

yup

Correct.

Q-bert.

yessir

nope, correct result already guessed

That dicknose alien dude Queef or some shit

Shadow of Mordor