USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA
Xavier Bennett
Anthony Carter
USA USA USA USA
Levi Taylor
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Nathaniel Thomas
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Ryder Stewart
Fuck America for bombing the Serbs.
Xavier Martinez
>Constantly goes on about burgers
>Bongs invented the sandwich.
Rekt.
Evan Martinez
>7% chance of being born a citizen of the greatest nation in the history of mankind
>Nail it
Itsagoodfeel
Robert Morales
chikfila invented the chicken sandiwch FAGGOT
Dominic Diaz
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Juan Smith
FUCK CANADA FOR NOT BEING THE USA!
Robert Brown
>The Scots had a tradition of deep frying chicken in fat, unlike their English counterparts who baked or boiled chicken. Scottish immigrants to America continued this frying chicken tradition and are responsible for the introduction of it to African slaves.
Jose Russell
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Jaxson Smith
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Parker Robinson
This hat better be for only engine,scout,and soldier
Luis Ward
Fag
Cameron Jackson
USA IS THE BEST
Kayden Barnes
> The Americans had a tradition of eating hamburgers, unlike their English counter parts who sucked cock on a daily basis. Americans continued this burger eating tradition and are responsible for spreading democracy and the teachings of clapping around the world.
Corrected it for you.
Gabriel Ward
It's ok to be mad at us. I too would be mad if I were Canadian.
Oliver Wilson
>democracy
Nice meme.
Samuel Sanchez
We pity you. Cucks. Go to work to pay for Obama's sons' college education now please.
Levi Fisher
Don't you have a forest to burn down or something? Or a female MP to apologize to? Or a terrorist to not fight so that you win?
Grayson Adams
>be canadian
>burn to death desprite having access to two oceans of water
I think its save to say you arent trying
Lucas Martinez
>being this mad at America
The inferiority complex makes it that much more hilarious.
Luis Gutierrez
We actually burnt down the city to send the foreign workers back home. That's how we based Albertans operate.
Jose James
That burger looks weak af. Needs more growth hormones.
Joseph Mitchell
When you get cancer don't forget your passport on the group bus when you cross the border :^)
John Green
SUPPORT THE BURGER PATROL
Isaiah Sullivan
> It was our plan all along to be retarded
Alrighty then.
> don't foget your passport on the group bus when you cross the border
> When you cross the border
I don't think he likes waiting 8 months for a simple diagnosis...
Christopher Lopez
The diagnosis isn't that long, don't listen to the state owned media propaganda in the Jewnited States.
Wyatt Hill
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Gavin Rivera
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Wyatt Martinez
Ok fine, 7 months and 12 days leaf, but that still doesn't change much.
Brody Long
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Cameron Phillips
dank
Jeremiah Diaz
This thread has now been MONARCH'D
Jaxon Wood
lol just realized its a tf2 hat yesss. will buy. there is already an all class hotdog hat so why not lol
Charles Hughes
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Luis Green
America, from the side looks badass. From the front, confused as fuck.
Anthony King
The greatest video ever created from the greatest movie ever created.
Cameron Lewis
>Born in USA
>White
>Male
Fuck yeah.
Jack Mitchell
USA! USA! USA!
Liam Nguyen
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Matthew Rivera
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Luke Rogers
"I seriously hope you guys are American." - Greg Kronopolis
Benjamin Green
Remove this.
Liam Morales
>this American lunar lands at your party and slaps your girlfriend on ass and says "nice metric system, cuck"
What do you do?
A) "O-okay, America"
B) Suck his cock
Noah Taylor
You seem to have forgotten your lander.
Nicholas Thomas
Reporting in.
Justin Gomez
WHO /SECONDAMENDMENT/ HERE?
SHALL
Ryan Richardson
>tfw will never blast ak innawoods
>tfw will never hunt blackbears and coyotes with a FAL
FUCK
Jonathan Cook
FUCK YEAH
John Gray
Liberia has landed on the moon?
Thomas Allen
>Para FAL
shit-tier FAL
Charles Perez
>when it hits you that you'll never be American.
Sebastian Jones
I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
Henry Foster
youtu.be
youtu.be
These never get old
Andrew Taylor
>you will never be an american citizen
sucks
James Scott
When will the aryan genocide stop?
Grayson Morris
Jason Sullivan
I love my country
Asher Martinez
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Luis Martin
I want that fucking hat now. Such a horrible person. Its been so fucking long.
Juan Anderson
Damn. I want that hat.
Jose Ross
>Born in USA
>White
>Male
>Aryan
>No other blood but white
Fuck yeah!
Andrew Jenkins
It's roughly 70 million out of 7 billion. So, it's a 1% chance.
Ryder Walker
Nope, even better - I'm British. Now bow down, petty yank.
Landon Johnson
>Brits think they can fight a burger when their nanny islamic state bans assult toasters
>Brits think they can take down the us now when they couldn't even win against us when we were just a bunch of peasents with guns and the brits had the worlds biggest army of the time.
Come back to me when you stop being so fucking retarded.
Gabriel Stewart
Yes...
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Nathaniel Rogers
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Jacob Long
MERICA!!!!
Sebastian Hughes
Any American willing to take me? I like freedom and burgers.
Sebastian Gutierrez
god bless ye
Nathaniel Turner
Trump has promised to make immigration from yurope easier. You can come after he gets elected.
Ryder Ramirez
Inside everyone is an American patriot screaming and struggling to get out.
All of the euros, deep in their souls, they hate titles of nobility. They hate that they are not citizens, but rather subjects who exist only at the whim of their masters.
Brandon Moore
That's exactly why they invented America in the first place. I feel sorry for those left behind.
Nicholas Thompson
Oi, G'day mates, I heard that you fellas call yourselves "land of the free"
I find that ridiculous, you don't even control your own government
Charles Robinson
USA USA USA USA
Joshua Lee
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Ian Gomez
i-is this true ameribro?
Elijah Davis
The world would be better without the USA creating unrest everywhere it goes
You people are war profiteering barbarians
Levi Watson
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Charles Thompson
KEK, THAT CARD!
Austin Carter
NEVER FORGET! 11/9
Lucas Wilson
First we MAGA, then we MEGA.
Jackson Cook
have you done your duty today
Chase Reyes
WW2.
You're welcome.
Brody Hall
>tfw you're part of the USA
FEELS GOOD MANE!
Jordan Harris
I'm American and I'm currently in a situation where masturbating would be frowned upon and even be met with hostility and disgust. Perhaps even litigation.
ask yourself: do you REALLY want to be an American???? do you have what it takes??????
try my training program
Jose Cooper
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Matthew Hughes
>fighting against hitler
>helping the commies
>you're welcome
>implying
Fuck off burger.
Nicholas Powell
It's funny since Sweden is better in pretty much every single way.
>free healthcare
>4+ weeks yearly vacation
>socialism so nobody needs to be homeless / hungry unless they choose to be
>can own guns
>whiter than America and full of Germanic genes
>Finland and Norway as buffer zones
>free college
>no fluoride in water, tap water is drinkable all over the country
>No CIA running human experiments on us.
>No NSA
>No nigger problem (yet)
>Population is healthy and smlim and not on meds like it's candy
>Blone hair blue eyes everywhere
Give me 3 legit ways that actually matter how America is better?
Sebastian Flores
Stop trying to jack off on the bus
Matthew Garcia
Less rape
Wyatt Thompson
Shit, what happened November 9th???
David Cox
>Can own gun
>Get cucked by lefties anyways
XD
Lucas Morgan
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Parker Hernandez
> Greatest nation on earth
> Double the amount of shitskins we have
> Everyone is fat
> Normal working class jobs pay $7 an hour
> No belonging since there is no american ethnic people
> Dindus everywhere
No thnx