Welcome to tha' Salty Spitoon

Welcome to tha' Salty Spitoon.
How tough are ya'?

I just drank a cup of cement

Without water.

I just fucked your dad's butthole

Without water

Watched trap porn and liked it

i just made pizza

like, really tough right now, my dude

How tough am I?

I watch Japanese anime.

Without the subtitles.

in the microwave

I had a bowl of milk today....

Without any nails

I just ate a bowl of nails.

Without milk.

You may have entry

Hey fellas

Is it gay to suck your lizard overlord's dick?

I use a wired mouse.

I jerked off and held my cum in.

I took jerusalem

I yelled "RAPE" in my managers empty office just before busting a nut and zipping it

I read Sup Forums without a condom

In theory no, granted the balls don't touch of course.
>always remember to include at least one "no homo" too

ive fingered my dads asshole once while he was drunk asleep.
and i dont mean just putting my finger in for a second.
i mean i really fingerbanged him lol.

i busted a nut
in one stroke

How tough am I?

I look at "reply to this thread or your mother dies in her sleep tonight" pictures and don't reply

meh, and?

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I just finished fucking a meat grinder, and now I'm enjoying a tasty sausage