>be me >advertise a gay group meetup in the woods on craigslist >say I'll provide the details if they provide proof they're legit >say I've organised this before >"I need to make sure this experience will be safe" I write >most dudes send a dick pic and short description of themselves > a couple of face pics >ignore most of the guys who just write "hi" in their email >get a solid mix of about 12 men >all ages >give them all the location of a woodland-ish area not too far from my house >meet at 1:00 AM sharp, Saturday >Friday night rolls around >I finish work >go home and eat >meet up with some buddies >go to the local pub for while to pass time >nearly midnight >its time
>go home and get dressed >I put on an unclean T-shirt, cargo pants and a black hoodie >black gloves because cold >black boots because muddy >and a scarf to hide some of my face >notice I'm beginning to look like a terrorist >starting packing a bag with some supplies >torch (or flashlight) >some batteries >a bottle of water >phone >a small pair of black binoculars >I head off at about 20 minutes past 12 >need to be earlier so that I'm not seen because there is only one route I can take from my house >it takes me just under 10 minutes to walk to my desired location
A short description of the area: If you can imagine a long stretch of road. A footpath on each side. On the right side of the road there is an 'entrance' to a woodland and big industrial area, separated by barbed fencing and a shitty footpath. The woodland itself have fairly bushy trees but they're not big. The left side of the road is a slightly steep embankment with bushes and small trees at the top. Slightly further down the road is a small area where work trucks are parked during the day. This will be where my 'guests' will park. The woodland area is mainly used by dog owners but dirt-bike users will enter this area to practice on a clay pit further down the footpath.
Parker Jenkins
i am toasting
Jason Wood
>go to the woods >12 guys cum in my ass >dripping cum onto the dirt >find out half of them have aids >get aids >need tree fitty for meds >im actually a dinosaur that lives in a lake
Isaac Gray
>I walk down a thin pathway which leads me to the top of the embankment >I position myself lying down in the bushes watching the opening to the woods >trying to relax because I'm very shaky >begin calming my nerves >after waiting a while 1:00 AM finally came >no one is sight >after 5 minutes I begin to wonder if anyone will show up >then a car appears and parks up >wasn't driving particularly quickly >which is unusual because most drivers on this road seem think its open season for crazed driving >the guy gets out and walks over towards the entrance >looks to be a very normal looking guy >appears to be in good shape >not incredibly handsome but not unattractive >it wasn't long before more men showed >more cars had parked up >and two blokes even came from the same car >one man actually walked here >I'd guess he parked up elsewhere >I was surprised to see this many to be honest >7 in total >they all waited >the first guy looked nervous as fuck >one guy who looked to be in his late 40s or 50s shook everyone's hand and introduced himself >I wasn't sure what to make of it >this group of guys in the middle of the night either being incredibly casual >or looking as though they were on death row >they all followed my plan though >they waited until 1:25 before entering the woods
Chase Ramirez
FUCKING LOCH NESS MONSTER
Landon Hill
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Carson Miller
>I wasn't sure what do to next >I wanted to prank them but I was too scared >I had no particularly good ideas >Maybe I should just leave and let them do their thing >I waited there another few minutes and one more car showed up >The guy got out and waited by the opening >what a fucking tool >he is half an hour late to a secret gay meeting >just waiting there hoping to find a bum chum >notice he is actually holding what looks to be a wooden cane >not using it though >wtf >then sudden I hear barking from behind me >spin round and switch on the torch >can faintly see a black dog barking >its fucking growling >and looks mad as fuck >ohshit.jpg >the dog starts fucking moving forward >so I leg it down the embankment screaming like huge pussy >I basically slide down legs first >that last guy is nowhere in sight >so I just fucking run down the road using all of my energy >never went back
Don't ever try to fuck with people on craigslist.
Elijah Lopez
Pic related.
Matthew Perry
covfefe
Alexander Campbell
bump
Adam Bennett
You in the UK?
Here's my story: >Be working in central London as apprentice sparks >Had recently lost lots of weigh by accident etc. Was about 9.4 tone n not particularly talk at 5'9. >be on train home and decide to nap with my arms crossed and lay by head in the middle, on the table they have between double facing seats on trains >Sudden something shoves into my arms and wake some up
Cont.
Jackson Sanchez
Go on
Nathaniel Richardson
I am.
Please continue.
Isaac Ross
MODS
Michael Reed
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Leo Walker
Bumping you slow typing mother fucker
Luke Mitchell
>Look up and a negro is sitting opposite me >Looks 45 at least, burly, lazy eye, wearing fleece and beanie hat >Starts talking to me asks if I smoke weed >Tells me to take his number for potential deal >Feel scared as fuck >Asks what education I do what college I go, says he deals at my college >As the carriage gets quite, he moves next to me >Starts asking if in busy whilst looking around suspiciously, he hasn't made eye contact a single time >Suddenly says "listen ye" looks me dead in the eye with an evil side grin, and touches my crotch.
Noah Wright
Hot
Michael Bailey
>I push his hand on my cock >Still grinning, there are people sitting for behind us but they can't see us >Train pulls into my station and they exit >"You want money? I can give you it, walk straight to a cash point and I got 50 quid or more you want it?" >He says and we exit the train >He says come here, waving me to the lift >I ignore him and run straight up the stairs and shove a small Indian woman out the way to get though the gates > He is hot on my heels and is fast approaching,but the station is busy as is outside >Walk straight to couple geezers outside local pub and says "this guy is trying to touch me" >They say "what?!" And the negro admittedly darts across the street >They say if he comes back come n get em and they give him a smack >Call my parents and gf >Gf laughs at me >Dad angry I didn't hit him, feel like crying >Go to polish station and they say he ran off like 20 mins ago >They say they can get find him then and we'll dispatch immediately >Suddenly police radio chatter "all units to blah blah road , collision with a motor cycle-get back, get away!" >"Kaboom" >Policeman interviewing us runs out >Motor bike has exploded >The guy got away
Cont.
Josiah Price
What
Ethan Hall
>When I was young >And had no sense >I bought a flute >for fifty pence >the only tune >that I could play >is fuck the pope >and the IRA >Nanananana >Nananananana >Nananana >Nanananananana
Julian Garcia
You got molested by a homeless, drug dealing negro on the train?
Ayden Richardson
woah carry on
Nathan Gonzalez
I pushed his hand off my cock sorry and convinced him I'd give him money if we got off the train
>Obv he gets away since all the police were dealing with some big crash >Give all details to police in another meeting and leave, I also had his phone number which he made me take so I gave them that too >They call me saying they got him and it's going to court, they release him on temporary bail till then >It had taken them another 3 months since he went on the run as he was wanted for other offences >Finally get him to court >The police ring me and say "well he's been released, unfortunately due to lack of evidence and the only evidence we had of nefarious activities were on his phone, he has gotten rid of his phone whilst on bail...err I hope this hasn't made you lose confidence in the police" >Accidently hang up but they don't call back
This is metropolitan at their finest people, the UK, where you can molest and get away with it.
Anthony Brown
SAUCE OR I SHOOT UP A PRESCHOOL
Camden Diaz
Another story
>Be in public toilet in train station >As in walking in I notice a man walking g feast behind me >As I enter a cubicle, I catch eye contact with him in a mirror, as he pretends to wash his hands in a sink >he is about 5'10,light blond hair, sharp features, early to mid forties, pinkish skin, long beige inspector gadget jacket >Commence taking a shit and suddenly a porn mag slaps down on the floor, half under my cubicle. >It's a busy station and assume a cleaner or Sumin knocked it off >This is no nuts or zoo mag, this is a top shelf at the back dirty slaggy magazine for pervy bastards >I feel abit weird so leave and enter a cubicle opposite, on the other side of the island of sinks >Sitting there reading the various graffiti advertising dick suxking etc.
>Bored and play with my cock abit for few seconds >Look up and see a mechanics adjustable mirror looking into my cubicle >Run straight out, pause outside the other cubicle, don't know what to do so leave >Call my mate and tell him, he has to pull his tractor over as he laughs down the phone at me
>Have a reputation for always getting raped or harassed.
Dominic Lewis
reverse image search it
Jaxon Hill
>be me >be 12 >cousin, 10, comes over >decide to play hot/cold >never decide on a thing so i just kept saying colder >had an idea >decided to lead him to my crotch >keep saying hotter until he was at my crotch >unzips for him >mom and aunt were in the other room >i show him how to wank and he helps me continue >jizz on the rug >cousin asks me whats that >say its a special sauce >he ends up tasting it >tfw i made my cousin jack me off and taste my cum
Ryder Rodriguez
Ofc I did b4 requestint, found jack all other then reddit posts with no name or relevant info
Jose Richardson
Police in most of the 'culturally enriched' cities are cucked.
Though not all the police are useless though. My uncle is a cop and a fucking politically incorrect beast arresting drunken Pakistani teenage girls. Drags them by the arm to the station. No fucks given if they're hurt.
