What would you do if you had some Plutonium?

What would you do if you had some Plutonium?

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i would plut on you

Would power my plutonium powered power boat - go back in time and kill OP in the womb.
/thred ded

Id cut a hole in it, and fuck the plutonium. Eventually my highly irradiated cock will develop blisters and cysts that pop when i nasturbate so ill never have to invest in lube again.

I have some, I just keep it as a momento. I once had a crazy idea of melting it with some silver and gold to make a ring, but it would be a pain in the ass.

I'd be radiating with joy

Sell it to Iran.

Sell it to some Russians

hiding it in a mosque in the water system or something like that

Shame you don't have Polonium. You could have put in in a cup of tea. Apparently Russians like it this way. At least he liked it.

this, sounds gud

Die from cancer

Put it in my freezer and watch it catch fire.

It's a great way to lose weight.

You're a fucking retard.

Doesn't make it less true. Cry more.

One, it was a uranium mining company. Two, the uranium never left Canada.
>Try learning the truth before spouting bullshit. Sad.

Yeah, at the end you will lose another extra 17 grams. I hope someone understand this.

Make a bum, blew up muurikans

Kek.

Plutonium, uraium, whatever. Same difference.

>Allahu Akbar

Play hockey.

Just keep riding the short bus.

sell

Nah. You'll lose more than that. Haven't you seen south park?

Stay sharp, shill.

Sell it to Israel.

Sure kid.

Sell it to Cash 4 Plutonium
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Use it to power the flux capacitor

I'd still be less cancerous than this thread

Thanks OP

Kill myself with radiation poisoning

Even with all our modern, highly accurate scales, nobody has ever managed to duplicate his results.
>myth busted.

And go back in time and fuck 1 dollar hooker

Your mom?

Kek

I'm not picking up Mickey mouses shit for anything dude.

sell it to doc brown

Time Travel

lube it n shove it up the pooper

>go to jeweler
>Convince him it's good material or something
>People buy irradiated jeweler
>People die
It's like a fucked up episode of sailor moon

If it is the right isotop I would donate it to power the next deep space probe.
These generators were ultimately destroyed yesterday in the atmosphere of Saturn.

I would die from radiation poisoning.

That's a hockey puck dickhead.......

grind it very finely then pour it inside a public water tank.

How much do I have? At $4000 per gram, wouldn't take much to retire rich.

Eat

do i get any PPE with it?

die from radiation poisoning