Let's try some shit

Let's try some shit.

Next Sunday

>texting in the current year

Bite her tit for me

????

I'm all ears

Good Morning.

idk man, maybe next time

"Alright see you tomorrow xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Refil

>Yeah he was dead calm

Hungry?

"So, what's the plan?"

"Nope, didn't fit."

q fue

Lmao

Don't forget the milk

Let me know when you're here

Hi vad, sync successful

The cat is being so annoying

Ok

"his girlfriend is a slut. it wont be that hard."

That's good. I think a lot of games do that these days

You left your vodka at the house dud

"Nice shit post faggor hope your proud of yourself."

while you're there, can you get me a pair of pantyhose?

Your late.

Have fun explaining the car dildo you faggot

Do you want me to bring it to you or swing by your pasture and pitch it out?

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AND my shades

I got full insurance lol

ok, love you, bye

that was nearly a year ago. she left me on that day

"Slept late. You got back later than leigha said you would, I was worried the Nebraska state troopers got you."

"im still posting thumbnail images"

Didnt I just say we can talk about this later?

OK tell grandma that I love her.

I'm at work till six. Just get me later.

I showed you my dick please respond

...

Phone fag here I worked with what I had

i didnt steal your money

lets get banned

Oh, I forgot we've advanced to telepathy. I'll just throw my phone that the rest of civilization is using away.

"Ok, so this monday after work"

How about 3:00? Leaning towards pizza.

"10/10 topkek"

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...

He found one of her pencils and was spinning it as he walked up to me and said " I will hurt your eye ". What kind of kid did you create, woman? My eye?!

The thing with orange juice is you can drink a lot of it really fast

He's 3 years old btw

>Well thats not good

If they want to fingerblast each other under a blanket let em do it

>"ok"

"No, I won't be coming over tomorrow, but I'll stop by the day after."

Thanks then (blushing / smiling emoji)

"What if I can come to you?"

>last text you've sent
But I don't know any people.

not that good
>"finished for today?"

last is good
>"Oh ok, yeah let's do it tomorrow. Everything alright? Didn't get much done today myself."

your going the wrong way

where u

bring your backpack so i can return your towel

"great, I'll have to try that!"

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"It's an australian happy face"