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Cackling county edition.

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Posting on both /bant/ and Sup Forums

'twill when the thread dies due to the lack of content

I'm the main producer of the aforementioned on this general as we all know

Think I'm done with bant. That lad photoing his dick in the magnum ice cream tub was the final straw.

I have an update about my chicken if anyone's interested. Dad brought her back to the pet farm he got her from, says she's doing well. She has 4 other hens with her now and she gets fed plenty by children throwing her food all day.

Anime autistics ruining yet another board

You're both cancer killing this website

Hey Juni.

>angry posting
If this was /bant/ we could just ignore you, thanks to IDs.

watching the eurovision

who do we have this year?

Go look for your duck,she's out there,waiting

Is this the chicken who wrecked your garden?

>who do we have this year?
Some lad who looks and sounds like a child.

You're performing this year?

Ye.

She's in a better place now.

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Italy are the strong favourites. Portugal, Sweden and Bulgaria are also given a chance.

hate niggers, gays, women and pop stars lads

Our proudest moment.

You hate your mother?

It's hard being the son of Dana.

At least Dustin was an actual attempt to think outside of the box and do something that was both unique to Ireland and different to the competition.
Much better to try and fail miserably than just send Louis Walsh's latest generic throwaway pop"star".

I don't get it, we did great when we sent people who sang in Irish
why don't we do that again
why doesn't every country do that, they always stand a better chance that way against the generic english-singing popstars

I miss the RTÉ puppets. Other countries had cartoons but we had the strongest puppets in Europe. Might be an over-exaggeration but I feel they were a big part of our culture that made Irish TV feel unique, more than what we have now with some clips of kids feeding horses then cutting to the cartoon.

That was the 90's. The Eurovision audience has changed since then, it's younger and a lot less into tradition or heritage. We should look at what Sweden are doing since they're in the top 5 virtually every year, the other Scandinavian countries do very well too. They mostly submit dancepop or electropop songs. Things like Avicii is what is dominating at the moment.

nah I think people appreciate novelty and I'll give them the benefit of the doubt in thinking of them not all as retards
don't know anyone young who watches eurovision anyway

Going for my walk now, you should enjoy the sun too.

It's huge among teenagers on the mainland. It's only an old person thing here and in the UK.
Also all our winning entries have been in English and 17 of the last 20 winners have been English songs.

>It's huge among teenagers on the mainland.
how do you know

>Also all our winning entries have been in English and 17 of the last 20 winners have been English songs.

entries as in this year? how many were entered that weren't in English
last year only 6 were entered, (including people singing both English and other language songs) 5 got through to the finals and 3 won so that's a pretty good indicator

I knew some girls from Finland and Sweden in college who expressed as much. I was surprised too since I thought Eurovision was something fading into irrelevance but it seems that impression is only something us and the UK believe.

>entries as in this year? how many were entered that weren't in English
I mean the overall winner has been English in 17 out of the last 20 contests. From what I can see this year only 4 out of 46 entries don't contain English. 3 are dual language and 39 fully English.

>I mean the overall winner has been English in 17 out of the last 20 contests
there's hardly been any submitted in other languages though as I said, compare the amount that got in with English and the amount without percentage-wise and it'd show you how much of an advantage you'd have with a bit of originality

>there's hardly been any submitted in other languages though as I said
For the reason that they've been doing poorly for the past 20 years. Why do you think the representation is low to begin with?

>For the reason that they've been doing poorly for the past 20 years
except last year where 5/6 got through to the finals and 3 won

>Why do you think the representation is low to begin with?
same reason people sing in American accents
that's pop, it's inherently generic

>except last year where 5/6 got through to the finals and 3 won
What do you mean 3 won? There's only one winner in eurovision. Do you mean qualified from the semi final?

Anyone want to make predictions for the French election before the exit polls come out?
I'll say Macron with 64%

yeye

don't follow this bollocks I thought they had a few winners

Maybe they are under represented now, the current favourite is Italy which is all Italian.

68% for Macron.

La Pen to win with 48% of the vote. Worked for Trump right?

Back from my walk. Very sunny out but there was a lot of smoke so it seemed colder. Found a bunch of stones piled on top of eachother down the field, I shall this phenomena a Fairy Tower.

I swear this is at least the tenth time in the last two days that someone's responded to the wrong post, Frogweeb's done it too. Is /éire/ killing our minds?

didn't even notice

>Is /éire/ killing our minds?
undoubtedly

>Frogweeb's done it too
I was really tired when I did it last night to be fair.

Excuses excuses.

>Stealing my idea for a hilarious and original post
Shall never forget this

When do the results come out anyway? If Le Pen doesn't win then there's no hope for France.

Lads, going to be honest with you, bollocks naked right now.

Exit poll comes out in like half an hour.

Don't really care about it myself.

30 minutes or so there's some sort of preliminary verdict. Macron is expected to have won easily so I don't think this will drag on.

7pm your time, initial projections should be in. They should be quite accurate given how votes are counted in France.

>on luas into town
>train stops at hueston and all the tourists and shit pile on as usual
>train packed
>squeeze up against a group of girls
>can feel ones breathing on my hand gripping the bar
>others brush their hair against me

>get on bus
>only seat left is next to a girl
>she smiles at you

>Getting flustered at basic human contact.

fuck off jaggy

fug

drinking homemade banana milk while blasting eurobeat
my hands are shredded to pieces from working yesterday tb h

>waitress brushes her hand against you
>her skin is softer than silk

>girl smiles extremely obviously at me every time i look at her
i should really, REALLY ask her out.

little bit rude

Lads, seriously.

Not all of us get big French tits pushed in our face every day.

women wouldn't understand

>PE class
>only boy in class
>1st trimester was acrogym
Those were the days

>If Le Pen doesn't win then there's no hope for France

>>only boy in class
Must be nice not to be suffocated with Lynx in the locker room.

we have 18 minutes-ish

>only boy in class
Wow, it's just like one of my Chinese cartoons.

>not being the one everyone gets mad at for making the place reek of axe

The smell had already engraved itself into the walls

>tfw went to an all-boys catholic christian brothers school
>ywn be surrounded by sweaty schoolgirls

Seems like it would get annoying after a bit though. Women were useless at PE.

Also Tease a best. Napoleon also good.

France's last hope died in 1944.

>Also Tease a best
If you like sloots. Prez a best.

The first year in the A section was grand.
>16 years old
>12 people in a class
>teachers were great
Second year was less great though,2 boys from a different section switched to my class,they were great fun though.
You should become a gym teacher then.

Is Seitokai Yakuindomo worth watching?

I wonder if he'll be rounding up a demographic

no

It's alright. Feels very obvious it was adapted from a 4koma though, it can feel a little disjointed.

Sure, if you are willing to sit through 2 seasons and 15+ OVAs of non-stop sex jokes, some of which are quite Japanese (so good subtitles are essential). But the characters are great and some of the gags are brilliant (albeit immature as fuck). It's probably my favourite comedy anime.

Just don't expect any plot development.

results coming in now

>65% victory
lmao

65.5% to Macron.

65.5%
Not bad

hol up
>projected votes won
i dont think it's over yet

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>65.1%
hmm citation needed wikipedia

There's more Macronfags in /éire/ than I would prefer.

Why are the french so sexist?

Would you prefer it to be full of LePenfags?

It was her turn.

just a reminder that frogcunt is a europhile as well as a pedophile

>65.5%
I didn't Le Pen to win and take France out of the EU but I was hoping for less predictable result. Feels weird having an election that actually goes the media's way this time.

>Would you prefer it to be full of LePenfags?
Not particularly, I'd rather we have diverse viewpoints but I thought we'd have more people who would prefer Le Pen desu.

>Le Pen already giving concession speech

isnt this what you wanted, mr froggy i love the EU cunt?

Lad the polls won't be out by 15-20% in favour of Le Pen, she knows she has lost, not really any point pretending she has a chance.

Remember when Hillary cancelled her speech to go cry all night?

But we do have quite a few LePenfags - the Macronfags are just more vocal.

I know, I just didn't expect her to move so quickly.

I'm pissed how we got trounced in Eurovision after we voted for gay marriage. Gay people are shitheads.

Polls were about 2-5% at most out of that result, and the electoral college system also played a role, it's over user.
>But we do have quite a few LePenfags - the Macronfags are just more vocal.
I'd agree with that honestly.
Wasn't that the year Austria won with the tranny though?

How does it feel to get CONN'D?

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>ywn dance with korean qts on mayday