I'm flying an airplane Sup Forums! Ask me anything

I'm flying an airplane Sup Forums! Ask me anything.

can you crash it for us?

but it's not april

Do you like Lynyrd Skynyrd?

with no survivors?

How many families do you have in which countries and cities? How many brats do you have? Do pilots always fuck stewardesses? Did you have Orgies in the plane?

Are you muslim?

Sorry, but no.
I was actually just listening to Sweet Home Alabama.

How do you get a job like this for the govt?

I work in cyber security and would consider moving to govt for employment even though they would pay less than I make now..

please take a 2 liter of piss up with you next time and drop it on a persons house that will make a great news article and nobody will know who did it.

FUCK YEH!

RIP to the Lynyrd Skynyrd members lost in the Convair CV240 crash of 1977

1 family and no kids. Yes", and most of them fuck both men and women. No orgies yet.
No
A lot of Government agencies post online actually. You can find some really cool opportunities but most of the require prior Military Experience.
One Pilot used to just dump his bottle out the window after he went.

get drunk
like stan

what do you want to be asked?

where does op live it looks pretty shitty

what's the scariest flight you've had?

West Texas, it sucks major balls.
Anything

currently chasing op's plane, ask me anything

My copilot and I pinched brought a thunderstorm once, it looked like this in the other side.

we're gonna shoot you down asshole.

Do you get used to flying? People who take a flight occasionally generally have little fears during or before flight, right? How do you guys feel? Do you take something to calm down? Like danzel Washington?

Prove it, chasingfag

Bring it.

if this is real i will shoot up a walmart of your choosing

can you fly upside down and take pic and post

you got rogue squadron on you op.

Every flight is different, but you get pretty used to it. We're not allowed to take anything that impairs our abilities by law.

idk why it flipped the picture.

Not in this old POS.

Well nose dive pic?

could you fly into a building and take a picture?

>ITT

9/11?

9/11

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Too low now.

We shot op, hes going down.

Take a pic while doing V with fingers

where is smoke/debris

Texting while flying?

kys you cunt

Flying is something ive always wanted to do. Starfox on the SNES and going to air shows at the air force base 2 minutes down the road while growing up really helped me to appreciate aircraft.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

this isnt an action movie user.

engines exploding are not limited to action movies

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Also, asthma actually stopped me from joining any service.
I wanted to be one of the guys on a destroyer flight deck waving the aircraft to taxi while holding yhe batons. Seemed like a near job

>has never been on a plane before. kys earthling

FUCK THE ATF.

*neat

Cool

ARBYS TASK FORCE

West Texas is pretty lit at dusk but it's kind of annoying the rest of the time.

Do you mean air craft carrier lol. Fuckin idiot.

Can you put feet on dash

what the qnh?

well op, i got no more pictures to keep playing, the rest all show my plane's tail number.
it was fun though, im glad theres another plane faggot around. safe landings friend.

i hope you both die today.

I've been careful to avoid those as well, fly safe!

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU TENDING TO THE CONTROLS.

i love you too user

thanks bro, fix that turn and bank yo

Can you fly as close as possible to powerlines and take pic, that would be alpha as fuck

When you NEET as fuck but also a trust fund kiddie so you gloat on Sup Forums

>what is being a pilot