Metal general: crazy ol' man Varg edition

Metal general: crazy ol' man Varg edition

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stawp lissining to mettle

I want to have anal sex with varg

What do you guys think of Deftones?

only death is real

Top or bottom?

yes

*SHREDS IN A DRESS*

The best buttmetal band

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xD

Who /alphametal/ here?
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>that one release from a popular band that is better than anything they've done but no one says it

Please post more Varg reactions

What is this cover trying to convey?

>"Metallica was only good with Dave" isn't an opinion repeated ad nauseum among skullet wearing mustachiod metaldudes

Me
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>click [embed] to see what this glam memery is all about
>it's the most generic piece of shit i've ever heard in my life
why am I not surprised

BLACKED

it's a good song tho

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>listen to ostensibly groundbreaking technical/death/grind album
>just sounds like Converge and Marston shit

They just got knocked the fuck out

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it's the same appeal as indie rock
repeating boring main riff and a 'catchy' chorus for those ehhhhhhm feeelz

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Varg thread?

Glam is guitar pop like indie, except its current proponents are balding TheDonald refugees instead of normal redditfags/mushitters

glamshits are the metal equivalent of poptimists so it's pretty futile trying to convey why mediocrity is mediocre to them

every thread is a varg thread

>comparing glam metal to nu-male indie-rock

VARG THREAD!

post good glam

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>comparing a metal genre to fucking indie rock

metal poptimists fuck off

Batushka - Litourgiya

>metal

yes!
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killed by grunge
industry genre
no scene
listeners as sheep guided by corporate masters

wrong, but close

hot garbage

Top kek

t.

it's the same shit
hot pop garbage directed towards the hipsters of their respective eras

Discordance Axis is trash

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>glam metal
>hipsters

TOP 10 bands of all time:
Arghoslent
Darkthrone
Versailles
Bathory
Virgin Steele
Manilla Road
Bolt Thrower
X Japan
Voivod
Black Sabbath

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

but muh nge references

i actually really like The Inalienable Dreamless though

imagine unironically pining over a genre so devoid of content is was actually killed by grunge

imagine being a metal poptimist

start browsing /fa/

why do I even come to these threads anymore

Top 20 best metal singers:
1- Graham Bonnet
2- Glenn Hughes
3- Michael Kiske
4- Joe Lynn Turner
5- Andre Matos
6- Michael Sweet
7- Bruce Dickinson
8- Joey Tempest
9- Klaus Meine
10- Dio
11- Eric Adams
12- Ian Gillan
13- Jon Bon Jovi
14- Göran Edman
15- Rob Halford (also called Gay Faggot)
16- Sebastian Bach
17- Tobias Sammet
18- Fabio Leone
19- Hansi Kürsch
20- David Coverdale

EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNTTTEEERRR NIGHTA

>Arghoslent next to glamvestites
do you have multiple personality disorder or something

TOP 2 bands:
Arghoslent
Grand Belial's Key

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Never forget

Versailles and X Japan are the only glam that matters

THIS

Virgin Steele, x-Japan, Versailles, Voivod
Mah nigga

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Post more SATAN-tier thrash with SATAN-tier lyrics like this

Top 3 bands of all time:
Manowar
Rainbow
Stryper

>the worst board ever except for one general

>implying you can't listen to other metal genres

t. the manliest of all men

TAAAAAAAAAAAKE MY HAAAAAAAAAND

>Syd Barrett, Roger Waters and Robert Trujilo.jpg

Which is more honorary meal ?
Synthwave or Eurobeat

>Swamp Slipknot

Synthwave because the 80s are the metal

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synthwave is at least associated associated with metal labels but it's still the bleep equivalent of deafheaven to be able to say you listen to electronic music but not really

Synthwave, but also Agrotech

Which Death album is the best?

hard synthwave is literally metal played on synths.

Eurobeat is power metal from an alternate timeline where disco won the rock/disco wars.

post breathtaking covers

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the first, the others are shit

Spiritual Healing

individual thought patterns

nah aggrotech has more in common with punk-derived genres.

That being said it's pretty common for aggrotech bands to end up doing industrial metal

human or leprosy

Darkstep

the one that I'm using

SBG > Leprosy > Human > Symbolic > SH > ITP > doodoo > TSoP

Listen to the debut then listen to Autopsy instead

no

Aggrotech

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What's the best pre 1960 metal album?

Vagner

>pre 1960
> album

>Death's version of Painkiller
What is Chuck doing?

I disagree. Agrotech is derived from EBM and Techno, not anything Punk related. Agrotech has a lot of crossover appeal to Metalheads. Lots of the bands basically play Metal riffs on synths and over a pounding bass-drum.