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stawp lissining to mettle
I want to have anal sex with varg
What do you guys think of Deftones?
only death is real
Top or bottom?
yes
*SHREDS IN A DRESS*
The best buttmetal band
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xD
Who /alphametal/ here?
youtube.com
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>that one release from a popular band that is better than anything they've done but no one says it
Please post more Varg reactions
What is this cover trying to convey?
>"Metallica was only good with Dave" isn't an opinion repeated ad nauseum among skullet wearing mustachiod metaldudes
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>click [embed] to see what this glam memery is all about
>it's the most generic piece of shit i've ever heard in my life
why am I not surprised
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it's a good song tho
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>listen to ostensibly groundbreaking technical/death/grind album
>just sounds like Converge and Marston shit
They just got knocked the fuck out
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it's the same appeal as indie rock
repeating boring main riff and a 'catchy' chorus for those ehhhhhhm feeelz
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Varg thread?
Glam is guitar pop like indie, except its current proponents are balding TheDonald refugees instead of normal redditfags/mushitters
glamshits are the metal equivalent of poptimists so it's pretty futile trying to convey why mediocrity is mediocre to them
every thread is a varg thread
>comparing glam metal to nu-male indie-rock
VARG THREAD!
post good glam
>comparing a metal genre to fucking indie rock
metal poptimists fuck off
Batushka - Litourgiya
>metal
killed by grunge
industry genre
no scene
listeners as sheep guided by corporate masters
wrong, but close
hot garbage
Top kek
t.
it's the same shit
hot pop garbage directed towards the hipsters of their respective eras
Discordance Axis is trash
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>glam metal
>hipsters
TOP 10 bands of all time:
Arghoslent
Darkthrone
Versailles
Bathory
Virgin Steele
Manilla Road
Bolt Thrower
X Japan
Voivod
Black Sabbath
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
but muh nge references
i actually really like The Inalienable Dreamless though
imagine unironically pining over a genre so devoid of content is was actually killed by grunge
imagine being a metal poptimist
start browsing /fa/
why do I even come to these threads anymore
Top 20 best metal singers:
1- Graham Bonnet
2- Glenn Hughes
3- Michael Kiske
4- Joe Lynn Turner
5- Andre Matos
6- Michael Sweet
7- Bruce Dickinson
8- Joey Tempest
9- Klaus Meine
10- Dio
11- Eric Adams
12- Ian Gillan
13- Jon Bon Jovi
14- Göran Edman
15- Rob Halford (also called Gay Faggot)
16- Sebastian Bach
17- Tobias Sammet
18- Fabio Leone
19- Hansi Kürsch
20- David Coverdale
EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNTTTEEERRR NIGHTA
>Arghoslent next to glamvestites
do you have multiple personality disorder or something
TOP 2 bands:
Arghoslent
Grand Belial's Key
Never forget
Versailles and X Japan are the only glam that matters
THIS
Virgin Steele, x-Japan, Versailles, Voivod
Mah nigga
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Post more SATAN-tier thrash with SATAN-tier lyrics like this
Top 3 bands of all time:
Manowar
Rainbow
Stryper
>the worst board ever except for one general
>implying you can't listen to other metal genres
t. the manliest of all men
TAAAAAAAAAAAKE MY HAAAAAAAAAND
>Syd Barrett, Roger Waters and Robert Trujilo.jpg
Which is more honorary meal ?
Synthwave or Eurobeat
>Swamp Slipknot
Synthwave because the 80s are the metal
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synthwave is at least associated associated with metal labels but it's still the bleep equivalent of deafheaven to be able to say you listen to electronic music but not really
Synthwave, but also Agrotech
Which Death album is the best?
hard synthwave is literally metal played on synths.
Eurobeat is power metal from an alternate timeline where disco won the rock/disco wars.
post breathtaking covers
the first, the others are shit
Spiritual Healing
individual thought patterns
nah aggrotech has more in common with punk-derived genres.
That being said it's pretty common for aggrotech bands to end up doing industrial metal
human or leprosy
Darkstep
the one that I'm using
SBG > Leprosy > Human > Symbolic > SH > ITP > doodoo > TSoP
Listen to the debut then listen to Autopsy instead
no
Aggrotech
What's the best pre 1960 metal album?
Vagner
>pre 1960
> album
>Death's version of Painkiller
What is Chuck doing?
I disagree. Agrotech is derived from EBM and Techno, not anything Punk related. Agrotech has a lot of crossover appeal to Metalheads. Lots of the bands basically play Metal riffs on synths and over a pounding bass-drum.