You are now aware that for at least an hour, Hermione Granger had a dick

You are now aware that for at least an hour, Hermione Granger had a dick

Yeah but in literally all physical aspects, she was Harry, so you'd technically be fucking Harry Potter who just so happens to have Hermione's mind

im now aware of how gay that guy looks
what faggot wears skinny jeans and a choker

Do you know how valuable polyjuice potion would be among horny teenagers? Some girl you have the hots for? Just lift a hair off her sweater and you can turn into her for an hour, playing with her lady bits and doing all sorts of sick things to yourself. Then when you turn back, you'll know everything about her. How she looks, how she smells, hit she tastes, EVERYTHING! And no harm, no foul, no assault. It's GENIUS!!!!

You'll even know her most sensitive spots which will be a huge advantage when you do hook up with her!

Hairs from the hottest girls would be worth their weight in gold. Talk about a black market for the Weasley twins - The could sell Ginny's hairbrush and retire! And famous witches could have a mail order device where they send bits out to fans. Better than wizard porn!

Bump for interest.

a couple could gender swap to keep sex interesting...
but what if the 'female' becomes fertilized while under the effects?

Abraca-bortion!

Doubt it would survive turning back. And an hour isn't much time.

I bet she was so nervous, she had to pee.

is this why martin shkreli wanted hillary clinton's hair?

Accio fetus!

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>fucking Harry Potter who just so happens to have Hermione's mind
a Progressive's dream come true

Pretty sure there will be some unfortunate dude unable to stand up for himself who will be the designated cum dump.

I mean why have her sexy bits when you can fuck them?

Fleur was one of the Potters also. Bet she gave Harry's junk a bit of the old how's your father.

This is why god created rectums

>everyone fucking neville longbottom in beefed up wizard drag

I bet there's a fanfic of this

Yikes. Poor Neville. That boy would have been fucked seven ways to Sunday.

R34. Don't even go looking. You don't want to know.

his impression of women is spot on
>scared
>anxious
>bad at hiding it

I always thought that was something Rowling missed in the books. The cheeky shit horny teens would have used magic to get into would have been rampant at Hogwarts.

Don't tell me Fred and George wouldn't have been selling naked pics of themselves transformed into hot girls to all the boys.

>How she looks, how she smells, hit she tastes
how do you know it doesn't just make you look like them
>you still have a dick, but it's invisible.
>you still smell like a turd
>you still taste salty

what other horny shit could they have done?

wasn't she supposed to be a lot hotter than that?

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Looks fine to me. You more into Draco?

Cockteasing some unfortunate smuck.

probably a magic/psychological trick to make them seem hotter

Cucking each other like crazy. Turn yourself into the hottest chicks boyfriend, nail her, and then tell him all about it.

I would get hairs from the hottest, tightest looking girl in school, and make as many batches of the potion as possible.

Then I'd spend nights and weekends as her, shlicking in my room, camgirlling, etc

I'd proposition hundreds of guys in school and fuck all of them that said yes

Rest assured that doesn't sound gay at all. Especially that last part. How about just hooking up with the hot lesbians? But No, you went *there*. Nice.

dude don't you wanna know what it feels like to get fucked in a vagina?

getting fucked in the ass is an entirely different thing altogether

camgirling, harry potter universe. possible?

dude of course, muggle world is just like ours

actually I'd camgirl exclusively for muggles and use magic to make dildos fuck me constantly and shit

There was an article or an YouTube video of a lot of things that were left implied by Rolling but she never mentioned them. Like the centaurs raping the Underbridge women. How the fuck did Hagrids father have sex with a giantess, and other such things

uhhhhhhh

Okay now that was a one time thought that everyone has. I don't wanna be know as the vagina guy.

lol

Now I'm gonna be known as the guy who wants a vagina!

A hair doesn't weigh much, user

Good point.

Most guys want to know what it's like to have one, and finger their own, but they've never want to be fucked by a cock in their hypothetical vagina, vagina guy.

How's it hanging, Vagina Guy? Wished you had a gash much lately?

You talking to me bruv? Better back the fuck up before you get queefed the fuck up

fetus deletus

Somebody put numbers on this and we'll turn it into the Polyjuice Potion Game! Gotta put dubs and shit on the good ones. Maybe put something fucked up like Umbridge or Hagrid in there for lose rolls.

The only thing I thought about when I saw polyjuice potion was using it to turn into a hot girl and get fucked like a slut by hunky wizards.

hey, look its the vagina guy!

Was surprised that's actual latin

>Everybody is 90% identical

Again, that's where you went? Not tuning yourself into Cedric Diggory to bang all the hot witches? Ummm...

>actually a poignant observation about humanity

well i have a new fantasy now
thanks user

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It's unquestionably where I went.

I'm pretty sure my wife would pound my ass into the mattress given the chance. Might not be fun.

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pretty sure i'd let her user

so... anyone else wanna talk about body swap

Thread's dead, baby.