Get in

get in

I think you meant roll odd doubles there, mate. Either way, I'm in

>roll even odds

Even odds getttttt

666

get in

Fuck you. Keep the niggers out. This ain't noahs arc. No chimps allowed

go even odds

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

OP here, it's rolling odd doubles to close the door, my bad

Have you worked out the liklihood of the bomb denotating within post limit?

>No chimps allowed

Doesn't matter. We continue till the big boom

watch me fuck us over

Whew. Close one ma nigga. Wasn't armed.

good thing you forgot to arm it

Fucking hell user my heart

I hope there's no children in here, I'm not allowed within 200 feet of kids.

Yeah this is getting too much for me. Fuck you all. I'm out to explore the capital wastelands.

roll

Well we'll just throw the kids out. Fuck em.

51 get

Hi, it's Kim ... sup ?

close it

Lets open this son of a bitch!

Go away great ruler you've got enough bunkers.

>one off

dont roll too hard, you almost killed everyone

Bunkers can only hold like 4 people close the fucking door wtf

roll

Rolling

k

Hey buddy, Donald here.

nice trips

>door open
>door locked
Oh fuck

close enough

Does this mean bomb game hard mode?

OPEN THE DOOR

Great cuck that done fucking nothing

You dick now I can't get in...

The door is open. It's locked open. We're all going to fucking die.

closed now..

...

At least we'll die together

I get in

let me check me dubs

But it was locked by OP clarify your shitty game for us.

thes are some nice dubs i got here

no

how do i get quads

safe

...

That is NOT how you get quads

OP here
door is locked in the open position
if bomb explodes, everybody dies.
need to unlock, then close door for safety

roll 666

this is a fake news

Ill just disarm the bomb

Nigegr

Yeet nigga

777

for the record: bomb armed

>When a group of men try to shield themselves from an explostion

BOMB ARMED
SOMEBODY UNLOCK THAT FUCKING DOOR AND THEN CLOSE IT
OR WE ALL DIE TODAY

Well fuck

good bye my friends

Roll

Just dont explode

Satan please end us

999 get

Very elegant you nigegr, NOW WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE

rolling to unlock

ANDREOTTI ALLA RISCOSSA

Well I'm getting drunk while we wait to die. Who's with me?

>111 pls

sottolineo

check my single

Nice

our savior
somebody close door with doubles asap

And I shut the door. We might live after all.

get me in this bitch

unlocked and closed, nice

Road roller da

DOOR IS SHUT
BOMB ARMED
WHAT HAPPEN NOW

...

Awe.. to late my friend. Doors closed.

LET'S BLOW IT

detonate

door open, i'm in now

DOOR IS OPEN AGAIN FUCK

...

WHICH ONE IS IT?
EVEN OR ODD??
FUUUUCK!!!

closed

Time to die

Open the fucking door, niggers

SAVED

I'm going to detonate the bomb

no, die

DETONATE

666

dubs

It's even, don't worry dude we have maths to back that up.