I just shat myself. AMA

I just shat myself. AMA

why did you shit yourself?

well.. would you?

How's it taste?

Are you into scat ?

Because I can't control my anus
No I would not because I am not a filthy faggot
Pretty good tbh
Yes

you smoke that dank kush?

Has it fucked your wife yet?

Pepsi or coca cola?

...

ye my man erryday

I used to do scat with an ex. She was into weird things but I liked it. Watchin her shit herself then ass fucking her, and pounding her throat till she puked was so exciting.
She was a solid 6/10, kinda butterface, but not that much.

none of teh above I only enjoy bepis

do you consider yourself as ugly?

...

nah solid 9/11

was 9/11 an inside job?

what is the purpose of life?

Of course. Is this really still up for debate?

nothing

was it on purpose?

your name jeff?

Does it feel good to disappoint your family?

When you are an 9/11 , than why was your gf only a 6/10 ?

...

yeees
It kinda does
I'm not the guy

How do you deal with the meaningless of life?

crippling depression

is math related to science?

I would say so yes

how should i invest my money right now?
which stocks should i buy?

Are you andy sixx? If so, can I slurp it out with a straw?

Sadly I can't help you there since I have no clue about stocks

No and no

will i find true love?

Maybe someday

yeah, but only if you shit your pants.

Good job OP I just survived a bout of Lava shits that was easy 20 minutes of pain.
Proud of you for just getting it out.

Why can't you control your anus, user?

This man understands life
Thanks man, hope you're feeling better
Cuz I'm a piece of shit I guess, dunno

>hope you're feeling better
Stomachs in knots my dude.

shit, doctor ?

>shit yourself
>first thing you can think of is to post it on Sup Forums

Already on it, seeing him in the morning.

This is standard protocol.

First thing I thought was "Well guess I'm retarded" and proceeded to clean myself up mah dood
Nice, hope it goes well man