ITT: we're all at the dinner table

ITT: we're all at the dinner table.

Someone pass me that creamy warm log

Why is there an frog on the table, which one of you fags brought the slimy fucker here?

we need more threads like this. Bump

Here's the meatloaf you asked for

IT WAS HILLARY'S TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

so, user. why dont you have a girlfriend yet?

Oh thanks, can you also pass the soul of Kri'thixh

That table rocks.

ayy pass me dat *rrrribbit*

so hows the hemorrhoids?

Those fucking KIKES.

>feel a random foot on my dick, under the table, and try not to make it clear to the others at the table that something unexpected just happened, so they do not inquire as to the particulars.

>sister looks at you while she forks the tip of her kielbasa seductively in her mouth
*wink*

i brought the after dinner entertainment

Hey user, can you pass me some salt?

im vegetarian and that triggers me..

also can that be a vegetarian meat loaf please thanks

Exquisite.

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>everyone else is fucking oblivious to the sudden turn of events. egads!they do not, even in the slightest, suspect that something nefarious is afoot.

*picks up salt shaker, and when you are distracted, unscrews the lid almost completely off, before then passing it to you. the intention being, of course, for you to bemoan the near future inevitability of someone making the joke, 'got enough food in your salt?' *

Nice fuckin dinner. Let me shoot this herbivore in his big fuckin mouth

*takes a piece of sausage and feeds it to the dog under the table. what the fuck, that's a furry.. *

Ayyyy I'm eatin' here! *mutters curses in Italian*

Anybody wanna try my new vape?

Spider get me that drink already OY VEY

Screencap this thread someone

>be me
>secret organizer of this massive b dinner
>be watching via camera remotely
>look at the clock on the wall
>"It is time."
>I quickly reach over to the control panel and push a button
>all doors and windows surrounding the giant dinner table close and are heard locking
>many panels slide open on the ceiling, revealing some sort of plumbing
>soapy warm water sprays from the ceiling, covering everyone
>they smelled bad and needed to shower

Oy vey. I take the time out of my busy schedule and this is the service I get?

Who put that much chilly in the sauce?

spider spider dance the drink here!

>chili

>Hey dad now that I'm all grown up I know how fucking bad you humilliated me as a child in fron of everyone, why don't you do that now you piece of shit?
Takes off father's inhaler, and smacks him in the head.
>Serves you right, I felt alone for my whole childhood, you fucker always hit me and made me feel less.
Mother tries to plug inhaler in again
>Move away bitch, you didn't do jack shit, get the fuck off here.
Takes little brother and leaves the house.

please jeff, stop masturbating my penis with your feets, i'm trying to eat my banana.

yo bitch, that's my signature. chili p. bitch.

Took care of that thing you asked gave tommy the info on it salut

oh, didn't notice it was your dick, let me know when you finish that banana tho

Bitch won't get hair in my food again!

Please pass the salt.

*puts my dick in the salt and fucks it*
here you go tommy

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test

Roleplaying faggot. Get your dungeons and dragons, out of Sup Forums

*invokes satan*
Oh thanks

I'll roll a 20 sided die right up your ass, friend. You'll be shitting random numbers for a week.

lelly sum1 maddddddddddd

Listen to this one!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
(G-guys, I think I just shat myself)

*jerks off and uses cum as salad cream*