This guy slaps your girls ass in front of you

This guy slaps your girls ass in front of you.

What do you do?

write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper and escape while he's busy

>"let's fight DOWN town"

Learn the ancient arts of potato slapping

Call in the squad

my nigga

Show him something shiny

I'd fuck that dude up!

slap his ass back

Kill my self knowing just go for him instead

Crack an egg on his head

Turn the tables on him by pretending to leave, then kick him in the back of the knees, slice his pants open as he goes down, then fuck him in his dirty, hairy asshole until he passes out.

Super surprise!

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just rattle your keys, then pretend to throw them. he will be searching for hours.

I wuup his ass. Ain't nobody takin my tardbitch.

punch him in face, break his glasses, spin him around and slap his ass.

topkek

>aww hell no nigga dis shit is about to go downs
>bout to knock that 23rd chrome off fam

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Jeez. How old are you? That's something I would post if I was 9 years old.

kek 10/10

kek

but really, who would encourage someone who could just instantly snap and go crazy on someone (with unregulated strength), to get as muscular as they could?

You could be minding your own business, and the design of your shirt could send them into a hurricane of rage, the likes of which Neptune himself couldn't conjure.

IDGAF It's going downs!

High five him for doing it right.

That's true. Honestly it'd probably be hard as fuck to contain him. I'm sure he has hurt quite a few people.

Dance

Buy him a chromosome

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